…..Let’s just say…..Black people in general…..and the photographer……the first African-American to do a cover for Vogue…..knew exactly how to shoot Beyoncé……I worked as a photographer….and I’ve been shooting (and Nicole has a much better eye than I have right now) for…..decades…..and this is one argument I’ve had with…..art directors, clients, assistants, other photographers, models…..and people who just pissed me TF off….. “YOU HAVE TO SHOOT US DIFFERENTLY”…..you have to open and expose for “OUR SKIN”…..one F-stop more…..if you’re shooting a black model….and a White model together…..and the Polaroid test says…..the correct exposure is…..F-16…..you need to open your lens…..a half a stop or………one stop more to….F-8…..and shoot another test Polaroid……I’m saying Polaroid’s because……I’m old-school……if you don’t…..you’ll wind up with Annie’s shit……I’m not dissing her……because when you have lots of people setting everything up for you…..balancing the light……doing test shots……and all you have to do is show up…..look through the lens…..and push the trigger.….9 times out of 10…..yeah, you’ll get a good shot and everyone will love you…..and call you great…..and say your work is …..wonderful…..and you will achieve that super photographer status…..but you’re not an artist…..and that’s not true photography…..because no one anymore…..”EXCEPT” for true photographers…….gets their hands dirty in chemicals…..or spend time printing one photo over and over….until you get it right……it’s technology doing everything now……kind a like……paint by numbers……most people use…..Photo-Crap…..sorry,…..Shop……or the newest one out there that’ll make your career more easier…….take the zit out……change the chin fat……suck everything up and in……make them look sellable and likeable……change the skin tone for the market the photo will be used in…..if it’s too dark…..make it lighter and make the client happy…….sorry,……not true art……just business…….and Annie…..I could open my phonebook…..and call friends…..in Japan, America, Europe, South America, Australia……and definitely my brother in South Africa…..and all of them would’ve created something more beautiful…..than your idea.

3 BLACK GYMNASTS JUST TOPPED THE PODIUM AT US CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR THE FRIST TIME EVER…..Well…..you need to get used to that picture……anyway,….

OAKLAND A’S COUPLE ALLEGEDLY ENGAGES IN SEX ACT AT A GAME…..I haven’t watch the Oakland Athletics play a baseball game in years…..but one things for sure….that must’ve been one boring ass baseball game…..at least they were getting jiggy way up in the top right side…..of the cheap seats……anyway,…..

NASA RELEASED THE SOUND OF A BLACK HOLE AND IT’S CREEPY…..And I love it…..I must’ve listened to it for……over an hour…..and that sound…..is better than some of the shit……you hear on the radio…..I’m down…..so let’s go find the DJ who came up with the mix.

WATCH THE DRAMATIC MOMENT A 40-METER SUPERYACHT SINKS OFF THE COAST OF ITALY……Nah man,…..I’m good……coffee’s done and I’m waiting for the DHL guy to pick up some stuff Nicole’s sending back…..because the people in charge of sending it were too stupid to send the right sizes…..and yes…..she’s pissed!

WATCH HORMONAL BISON TAKE OUT ITS AGGRESSION ON CARS IN YELLOWSTONE…..Nope again…..going for my second cup of coffee…..watching NFL replay game on NFL Gamepass…..and wondering what in the hell…..is taking this DHL guy so long to show up…..I have to hit the farmer’s market and get something for tonight’s dinner.

STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT……

JENNIFER LOPEZ’S……second wedding dress is worth over one million dollars…..I really don’t care…..

YOU CAN…..unclog a toilet without a plunger……yep, poop and use your hand…..to scoop……I really don’t care…..

MISS ENGLAND FINALIST…..becomes the first one…..in the pageant’s history…..to compete without wearing make-up……I really don’t care…..

YOU HAVE A DOPPLEGANGER……and probably share DNA with them……I really don’t care…..and if it gets blamed for shit I did……still don’t care…..

SOUTH KOREA…..records the world’s lowest fertility rate…..again…..that’s because the country is too busy…..owning the country with the most alcoholics record…..because people are being worked to death……and don’t have time to “Rabbit”……and I really don’t care

WHY DO…..so many countries end…..in “Stan?”…..like my sister Audrey said….. “I’m not going to any country that ends with a “Stan”……and I really don’t care…..

SEVERAL DROUGHTS……are bringing archaeological……wonders and historical horrors….to the surface…..now that I care about…..

IRANIAN WOMEN ALLOWED…..to attend domestic football matches……for the first time in over 40 years……about time…..there’s an Iranian film called….. Offsides……about a young woman who loves football so much…..she dresses up as a man and tries to sneak into a game…..it’s a good one to watch…..and yeah……I care about this.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……

Tucker Carlson (Fox News) suggest the Biden Administration puts chemicals in milk to turn kids into transgender people