…..Normally, I post a lot of what y’all had to say…..but today….I just want to share two of my favorites…..
10 OTHER BOOKS TO BAN “IMMEDIATELY!”……With that in mind…..here are 10 other books that should immediately be BANNED from all school libraries…..
1 – PRIDE and PREJUDICE by JANE AUSTEN…..For starters “pride” is a known LGBTQ term…..and “prejudice” might make my white child feel guilt…..which is an acceptable emotion….so you want to expose my kid to both pride and prejudice?…..I don’t think so.
2 – THE BLACK STALLION by WALTER FARLEY…..Clearly the liberals have found a way to sneak critical race theory…..into an otherwise decent story about a horse.
3 – THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV by FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY……Nice try…..commies!
4 – THE INVISIBLE MAN by RALPH ELLISON…..Presumably another feminist attempt….to silence American men….. “We will not tolerate such wokeness!”
5 – “IT” by STEPHEN KING…..Oh, for pete’s sake…..the title is a darn pronoun…..I see what you’re up to, Stephen King….we all know pronouns can lead young people to explore and eventually embrace their true identities.
6 – THE SUN ALSO RISES by ERNEST HEMINGWAY…..Sounds like some climate change propaganda…..add it to the burn pile.
7 – MOBY DICK by HERMAN MELVILLE….This one is self-explanatory.
8 – THE CANTERBURY TALES by GEOFFREY CHAUCER….Brimming with filth and perversion…..also promotes the acceptance of iambic pentameter….better known as…… “Satan rhyming pattern.”
9 – THE COUNT of MONTE CRISTO by ALEXANDER DUMAS…..Sounds both foreign and vaguely gay.
10 – FAHRENHEIT 451 by RAY BRADBURY…..A dystopian tale of a future America in which…..books have been outlawed and are rounded up……and burned by “fireman” who enforce the laws and…..on second thought…..let’s keep that one!
AND MY OTHER FAVORITE ONE……
CHEF’S CHOICE – NOODLE BAR
(WE ARE CLOSED AND WILL RE-OPEN ON OCTOBER 4th AT 11 AM)
Our head chef is from Thailand…..and every year we send him back to visit his family…..prior to coming to work at Chef’s Choice Noodle Bar…..he had not see his family for 15 years…..but when he joined The Noodle Bar family….we want him to have the opportunity to see his family on a regular basis……so we close the restaurant for two weeks every fall……in order for him to visit his family and recharge himself…..we apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to having you visit us…..when he is back and refreshed on October 4th…….
Sincerely,
The Management
OH WAIT……ONE MORE…..
JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR…..
Jesus wasn’t white…..he didn’t speak English……he wasn’t a Republican or a Democrat…..he carried a cross….not a gun…..the American flag is not a Christian symbol…..the national anthem is not a worship song…..the Bible doesn’t say…. “GOD BLESS AMERICA”…..it says….. “FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD.”