…..Y’all need to back up off Harry…..that’s my man.….and so what if he’s dating a beautiful black woman.….that’s Harry.….he’s a cool brother…..shoot I liked her when I was watching her play the Rachel character in Suits.….if his grandmother ain’t bitching about it.….why should anyone else?……I do hope she thought about what she will have to deal with..….when you date a Prince..…like media trashing, reporters following her and her mother around…..racist comments..….it’s a tough job……and he’s worried about her safety…remember that Twilight guy?……he was catching hell because of his new girlfriend…..it’s funny though…..I don’t remember this happening to Kate……you two just go for it…..the media will eventually find some other garbage to air or talk about……like the U.S. Presidential Election for instance.

DONALD TRUMP ELECTION AS US PRESIDENT OPENS PERIOD OF UNCERTANITY IN EUROPE……Angela Merkel of Germany said..… “I will work with the president-elect if he offers respect for human beings, independently of origin, skin color, religion, gender, sexual orientation or political views”…….President of France……Francois Hollande said..….the election…… “Opens a period of uncertainty that must be met with lucidity and clarity”…..Europe’s open to sit down and figure things out…..like the fight against terrorism, the Middle East, economic relations, climate change…..peace…..Prez of France went on to say..… “This is a call for a united Europe, capable of making itself heard and of promoting policies wherever its interests or values are challenged”….. now that, I agree with..…the United Kingdom first debated whether to allow him into the country…..and then turned around and kissed his ass..…Turkey called his win..… “The beginning of a new era in the United States”……China’s state media showed how the election revealed the decline of American democracy…..in Mexico the value of the Peso dropped…..so guess who won’t be paying for the wall…..y’all need to put that Holy Grail.….Protestant VS Catholic…..Ottoman Empire against everyone…..European countries still hating each other…..stuff aside…..and grow together…..because the game has changed…..the one thing I love is.….listening to Europeans talk about the election..….we became the joke of the world…..at least Russia was happy…..the first thing Putin did…..was give Don a call…..but the best part is…..as soon as Don was named the next president.….the world stock markets started falling…..at least Slovenians, Albanians and Russia where happy he won…..but can someone explain to me why…..thousands of college students across the country are walking out of school to protest Donald Trump?…..why cities across the country are protesting the election?…..if Hillary had won……I would understand why Trump zombies would’ve protested too……that’s the future talking folks…….a bunch of pissed off people……but he won….so let’s move on and see what happens. 

AND IF YOU’RE STILL DEPRESSED ABOUT TRUMP…..THESE STATES JUST LEGALIZED WEED……California…Proposition 64 legalizes and taxes weed for use above the age of 21…..Massachusetts….Nevada…..did the same…..Florida, Arkansas, North Dakota and Montana went the medical use route…..Arizona said no….not sure what Maine said…..and if some of you happen to live in the cool states….get a dime bag….twist one up….and imagine in your mind this article I found….. “Donald Trump elected president; other planets move away from Earth.”

ERIKA CANELA WINS TOP HONORS IN MISS BUMBUM BRAZIL PAGEANT….Isn’t it wonderful to see how men continue to come up with new ways…..to degrade women?….a contest to see which Brazilian woman has the nicest ass?…….really?

CALIFORNIA CITY ELECTS DEAD MAN TO OFFICE AFTER BIZARRE CAMPAIGN….I would say…..only in California..….but this could probably happen in Florida.

MOSES DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE PROMISE LAND….I don’t know about all that….but I do know he made it to New Jersey…..that’s an inside joke folks…..some of y’all might get it.

ENGLISH CAFÉ SIGN:…. “All Americans must be accompanied by an adult”……right…..it’s pretty funny seeing this outside a café in a country that voted for Brexit and has had a spike in racial violence and bullying.