I WANT TO BE THE REASON…..you look down at your phone…..smile…..and then walk into a pole
STOP WRITING INSULTS…..about Alabama…..they’re 49th in education…..they can’t read shit
THE DJ REALLY SAID…… “Where all my 2000’s babies at”……and the crowd went wild…..that’s when I knew it was time for me to go home
WHEN YOU WALK…..in the footsteps of your Ancestors…..you are making a spiritual investment for future generations
BEST FRIEND:….How do you like my secret fishing spot?
ME:…..It’s really cool…..not even the fish know about it
IN CANADA…..our schools have more than one door too…..we have folks struggling with mental illness……we watch the same movies, listen to the same music…..and play the same violent video games as Americans…..and since Columbine……the US had 200 school shootings..….we had three…..it’s the guns
I WAS WATCHING…..a show for about 10 minutes…..and this lady was listing all these great thing to do for fun…..then I realized that it’s one of those religious show…..and she was reading a list of sins
YOU’RE DAILY REMINDER…..that if Germany can teach its children about the Holocaust…..America can teach its children about racism
I WOKE UP……determined to eat right and exercise…..but that was 4 hours ago……when I was younger and full of hope
YOU ARE ABOUT..….to exceed the limits……of my medication
WE HAVE TO MAKE IT HARDER…..to become a police officer……and easier to be a Black man
NEVER ARUGE..….with someone whose TV..….is bigger than their bookshelf
PEOPLE…..should seriously stop expecting normal from me…..we all know it’s never going to happen
QUESTION:…..what’s the difference between Atheists and Evangelical’s?
ANSWER:……Atheists are honest about not following Jesus
I’M JUST CURIOUS…..why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5…..to learn about hiding under a desk…..and not that sometimes……people have two dads
I ATE A KIDS MEAL AT McDONALD’S THIS MORNING…..his mom was furious
REMINDER…..that Colin Kaepernick repeatedly…..tried to peacefully tell us every Sunday…..that we had a major, systemic problem
LIFE NEEDS…..more slow dances in the kitchen
WHEN YOU’RE HAPPY.….you enjoy the music..….when you’re sad……you understand the lyrics
IF A CHILD…..is hitting people with a stick…..I would blame the child and not the stick…..however,….I would still take the stick away
THE OPPRESSOR…..would not be so strong…..if he did not have accomplices…..among the oppressed
AND MY FAVORITE……
A MAN ONCE ASKED HIS FATHER…..Father, how will I ever find the right woman?
HIS FATHER REPLIED…..Forget finding the right woman…..focus on being the right man