…..I swear before Jesus…..sooner or later…..one of them things is going to send my ass to jail.….check this out…..I’m standing at the bus stop…..minding my own business…..listening to George Duke…..or Stanley Clarke……or a Duke/Clarke tune……anyway,…..when all of a sudden I hear this weird knocking sound……didn’t pay it much attention…..but I kept hearing it…..so eventually I was like….. “WTF is that?”…..and then I noticed it was coming from this truck I was standing near…..or at least I thought so…..so I swiped the microphone on my headphones so I could get a better hear……and yep, it was coming from inside the truck…..and not only that…..I could hear someone talking inside……didn’t understand a word but someone was yelling something…..so I’m thinking…..is someone in trouble…..trying to escape a kidnapper?…..no idea at the moment…..so I slooooowly……walk towards the truck…..a truck that delivers blood…..the deliver blood sign didn’t relax me……..only made me wonder even more……the knocking gets louder…..the language I don’t understand gets louder…..so I did……and this is so true…..I did what Black people do…..I grabbed the handle…..opened it…..and was ready to punch whatever was in there……or run……that’s why we don’t die in horror movies……except the ones who grew up in the suburbs……anyway,….and this woman pops out and starts screaming……in German…… “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR?……I’m like…..”Huh?”…..and she continued on….. “WHAT’S WRONG, YOU COULDN’T HEAR ME BECAUSE OF YOUR HEADPHONES OR WHAT?”……I was like,…… “Yeah, I could hear you, but I didn’t know WTF was inside.”…..and she continued on……. “THE DOOR WAS LOCKED AND I COULDN’T GET OUT!…….WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?”…….that was it for me……all respect went out that non-existing window at the moment…… “WHY TF ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?……YOU’RE THE DUMBASS WHO LOCKED YOURSELF IN THE BACK OF THE DAMN TRUCK IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU STUPID “….ITCH”…..I DID YOU A FAVOR…….YOU LUCKY I DON’T SHOVE YOUR ASS BACK INSIDE AND DUCT TAPE THAT SHIT CLOSE……GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!……AND YOU’RE WELCOME!”……she huffed…..picked up the bag of blood she was supposed to deliver……and I swear…..I was actually hoping the car she didn’t see……would knock the shit out of her……humans…..I can’t stand them…….anyway,…..
MILITARY PLANE CARRYING 39 TONS OF BABY FORMULA ARRIVES FROM EUROPE IN THE U.S. …..The supposedly greatest country on the planet…..can’t even supply food for children in need…..and now wants to force women to carry unwanted pregnancies to term…..because many consider a woman’s choice to have an abortion….is a form of murder…..according to their religious beliefs…..is absurd in so many ways…..78,000 pounds of formula ain’t gonna make it…..when children are being hospitalized on a daily basis…..because of the shortage…..talk about corporate greed……and baby formula fraud schemes…….3 people in Florida were sentences to 18-years in a federal prison for running one……. there’s no reason…..America should be dealing with this problem……and I love this bit of racism……
SEN. BILL CASSIDY…..Who is one of two…..White male REICH-publican senators representing the great state of Louisiana said…..when it comes to maternal mortality…..Louisiana has one of the worst maternal mortality rates in the country….47th out of 48 states said….. “About a third of our population is African-American…..African-Americans have a higher incidence of maternal mortality…..so if you correct our population for race…..we’re not as much of an outlier as it’d otherwise appear…..now I say that not to minimize the issue but to focus the issue as to where it should be…..for whatever reason…..people of color have a higher incidence of maternal mortality”……well, he does have a true point…..Black women are four times more likely to die from pregnancy related causes…..than their White counterparts……and three times more nationwide…..and that’s basically due to the fact that……the medical system is deeply racist…..here’s the funny part…..speaking about racism…..I can’t even think of something more racist than him saying….. “If you correct our population for race”…..he’s basically saying……Black women lives don’t matter..….as long as the maternal mortality rate for white women in Louisiana…..isn’t that comparatively bad…..everything is fine…..Black women are “243 percent” more likely to die in childbirth…..or from pregnancy-related conditions…..than White women…..even Serena Williams shared her stories of being ignored and dismissed by medical providers because of the color of her skin.
WHAT KATE McKINNON GAVE TO SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE……She was one of the reasons I watched the show…..she and Weekend Update…..which got kind a weak….and not that funny…..but Kate…..there’s no way in hell SNL will find another person like her…..she could play any character…..Colleen Rafferty was one of my favorites…..when she talked about being abducted by aliens…..the skit with Ryan Gosling in it……when she shoved her face up his ass…..I was on the floor laughing……even Ryan couldn’t hold it together……German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Jeff Sessions, former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Hillary Clinton, former Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg…..and more…..I hope she’ll move over to films because I’m really going to miss her.
RUSSIA BANS 963 AMERICANS FROM THE COUNTRY…..Biden can’t visit…..Kamala Harris can’t visit……the Facebook owner can’t visit…..Morgan Freeman can’t visit…..Hillary can’t visit…..Pelosi, Schumer, Klobuchar, Graham, Cruz…..that psycho Marjorie Greene, Gaetz, AOC, Ilhan Omar…..all can’t visit…..I didn’t find his name on their list…..but I’m sure Samuel L. Jackson definitely can’t visit…..but there is one person who can visit……and guess who that is?……yep……Trump!
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