Woman says she came home to finds burglars having sex on her couch

Man snaps selfie with a python. The snake snapped back

Dog stabs owner with a knife

Hungarian Anti-Semitic political leader discovers he is Jewish, moves to Israel

Mother forces her toddler to sit in a parking space for 20 minutes to save her spot

Naked Trump statue stolen in Miami

Man asked the cops if they found his briefcase full of cocaine

Drunk dude bites his friend’s ear off in Enchilada dispute

 Driver who hit 3 teenagers riding bikes files lawsuit against victim’s families for emotional trauma
Norwegian fined for false promise on contract killing
Man dies, sees Michael Jackson and Pope John in hell, comes back to tell the tale
Cow dung fire turns Taj Mahal yellow
One-eyed fish in Vancouver aquarium gets prosthetic eye to stop bullying
Men follow unmarked police car, confronts cops with brass knuckles
Woman sues because tights didn’t bring her to orgasm
Woman “evicted” from Walmart store
Man attempts suicide bombing on a bus because it didn’t stop where he wanted it to
Senate expect to vote on whether climate change is real
Man waits 14 months for Sears to finish dishwasher installation
Woman has world’s largest fake breast – weighing in at 20 pounds each
Angry wife cuts of husband’s penis – twice!
Oxford University press bans sausages and pigs from children’s books
Woman reports son missing who left home in 1995
At one Chinese restaurant in China good-looking people eat for free
“In Dog We Trust” accidentally printed on sheriff’s rug
Beauty Queen gets free plastic surgery for winning pageant, dies on operating table

Mother overdoses on heroin in a store next to her toddler

University student injured after jumping off a roof into a pool with his hair on fire

A woman riding a mattress on top of a van in Virginia falls to her death

Angry seagull holds a woman hostage for three days

Man, allegedly masturbated while registering as a sex offender

Husband claims his wife attacked him over a jar of garlic

Dumbass robbers in Perth, Australia: 1 pepper sprays himself – the other one cuts himself with his own knife

Dead body sits in the bathroom at Hungry Jacks restaurant in Perth, Australia for three days

Woman stabs her husband because he didn’t bring home donuts

Police officer takes up skirt photos of a woman during a traffic stop