SOME PEOPLE SAY…..we should leave abortion right up to the states…..I say why stop there?…..why not leave it up to counties…..cities…..neighborhoods…..or…..and this would really be fun…..individual people?
MAY YOUR VIBES…..shift the whole damn frequency…..of the room when you walk in
YO,…..why did no one tell me Elon had his Tesla workers in China…..forced to work 12 hour shifts…..6 day a week…..and they had to sleep at the factory…..and couldn’t leave?…..Bro, that’s not a job…..that’s a prison
WALMART…..you go in looking for cookies and pudding…..and you come out…..questioning the fate of the human race
PEOPLE….have a lot to say…..about lives they’ve never lived
IT’S FRIGHTFUL……that people who are so ignorant…..should have so much influence….(George Orwell)
NO MATTER HOW BAD LIFE GETS…..at least I’m not a Red Sox fan
WOMEN…..who cannot make their own decisions…..about whether or not to have babies…..are enslaved because the state claims ownership of their bodies…..and the right to dictate the use…..to which their bodies must be put……(Margaret Atwood)
STRANGER:…..Nice to meet you
ME:…..Give it time
THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY…..I’ve never seen this one before……(Maya Angelou)
NO ONE LIKES……being around the “one-up” friend…..your day was hard…..their day was harder…..you got a good job…..their job is better…..you got 5 bands…..they got 6…..you went to Tennessee…..they went to Elevennessee
I DIDN’T SAY…..I love you to hear it back…..I just wanted to make sure you knew
A LOT OF PEOPLE……say that it’s a lack of vocabulary that makes people swear……rubbish…….I know thousands of words…….but I still prefer “F.…k!”..…(Billy Connolly)
I ADDED……2,000 steps on my FitBit……by just wandering the office…..looking for donuts
ALWAYS DO SOBER…..what you said you’d do drunk…..that will teach you to keep…..your mouth shut
I HAVE LIVED…..a thousand lives…..and I loved a thousand loves……I’ve walked on distant worlds…..and seen the end of time……because I read
REMEMBER…..how patient I was while you acted up in the store?…..hang on to that memory……cause I’m gonna woop your ass when we get home
MAN:…..I just don’t think big boobs count if the woman is fat
WOMAN:….I see…..like a big dick doesn’t count….if it’s your personality
ROE…..wasn’t the beginning of women having abortions…..ROE was the end of women dying from abortions
I’M STILL TIRED FROM YESTERDAY’S TIRED…..today isn’t looking good…..and I’ve already…..used up tomorrow’s tired
BAN VIAGRA….if pregnancy is “God’s will”……so is impotence
TRUMPCARE…..was never about the well-being of Americans……it was about trying in vain……to erase Barack Obama…..from the history books
A REMINDER…..that the same lawmakers…..who say gun laws won’t stop gun violence…..believe abortion laws…..won’t stop abortions
ALICE:…..How long is forever?
WHITE RABBIT:…..Sometimes just one second
AND MY FAVORITE…..
MEN UNDERESTIMATE A SILENT FEMALE…..once your girl no longer trips over what you’re doing……and no longer tries to talk thing out……she’s done……the silence of a female means……she has exhausted herself emotionally…..trying to get you to listen and you didn’t…..now she no longer cares