…..I don’t even want to know what she ate before being prepped for surgery…..and this one is coming out of Tokyo, Japan…..a doctor was using a laser on her cervix..…and the doctors believe she cut one…..and the gas ignited the laser…..and burned most of the patient’s waist and legs.….that was one hell of a poop……but some Doc’s are saying something’s funny here..…L.A.-based surgeon Dr. Michael Zadeh says….. “I perform a lot of colorectal and anal surgeries, and this has never happened. It would take more than the usual amount of methane in the colon to cause such severe injuries.”…..whatever Doc…..but one thing is for sure…..whatever she ate the night before…..included a lot of gas.
NEW ZEALAND’S NATIVE PEOPLE ARE SHOWING THEIR SUPPORT FOR STANDING ROCK IN A POWERFUL WAY…..Many Maori….who are the native people of New Zealand.….have taken to social media to stand in solidarity with the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe…..to protest the 1,172 mile oil pipeline.….they’re showing their support by posting Hakas.….a traditional war dance that the Maori would perform on the battlefield…..on Facebook the group is called..… “Haka with Standing Rock”…..and so far they have over 11,000 members.….and since the page started a few days ago..…Maori of all ages have posted Hakas.
INDIA’S MOST GENEROUS BOSS REWARDS THOUSANDS OF EMPLOYEES WITH CARS AND APARTMENTS…..My kind of boss.…Savji Dholakia…..the CEO of Hari Krisna Exports…..gave away 1,200 cars…..and 400 apartments to over 1,600 of his most loyal and hardworking staffers.….this isn’t the first time he’s done this…..he started 20 years ago..…when he gave three of his top employees cars…..and he’s been upping the game ever since.
NOTE ON NAPKIN SAYS THIEF BROKE INTO CAR ONLY TO STEAL A KIT-KAT….Wow….I don’t know what to say….except the person was hungry….A Kansas State University student….tweeted this note left by the sweet tooth thief…… “Saw the Kit-Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit-Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat. I am sorry and hungry.”…..whomever this person is…..it’s obvious he/she is intelligent…..and kind…..honest…..and was starving…..I would love to meet this person.….and have dinner together.
CHINESE UNIVERSITY BANS PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION BETWEEN SEXES.….Definitely know this.….I will not be attending Qingdao Binhai University in China’s Shandong province…..students cannot display affection with the opposite sex…..no holding hands…..sharing earphones.….engaging in affectionate physical contact…..no hugging..…banned students from sharing trays in the campus cafeteria..…one guy said you can’t even carry a female friend’s bag without facing punishment….and the school is serious..…violators face.….public shaming..…punishment and possible expulsion…..one dude had to clean toilets…..and the school doesn’t even employ a cleaning staff…..AND…..the school has a strict dress code..…no dyed hair without a valid reason and authorized by the University…..like I said…..guess what University I will not be attending?
2016 BASEBALL WORLD SERIES….And no I didn’t stay up late to watch it….why?……because in two hours they’re going to show it again……over here.….anyway,…..congratulations to Trudy…..Taylor…..definitely K-Lyles……because he’s been saying..…since forever..… “One day – just wait”…..well you got it…..and of course cheers go out to my re-located back to Boston friend Mel (who is more than likely now rooting for ugh..…The Red Sox).….even though it took you 108 years to do it……just in case you don’t remember what was going on…..since the last time you won……the New Year’s ball dropped for the first time in Time Square.….a long distance radio message is sent from the Eiffel Tower for the first time…..Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority was the first Greek-letter organization established by African American college women…..NYC regulations makes it illegal for women to smoke in public…..Gen. Baden-Powell starts the Boy Scouts…..King Carlos I of Portugal and his heir, Prince Luis Filipe are assassinated by Republican Sympathizers in Terreiro do Paco, Lisbon…..1st tunnel under the Hudson River opens….star #46 was added to the US flag for Oklahoma…..Cincinnati Mayor Mark Breith announces that “women are not physically fit to operate automobiles…..1908 “Take me out to the ballgame” registered for copyright…..1st Mother’s Day observed in Philly…..world congress for Women’s Rights opened in Amsterdam…..Henry Ford’s company builds the first Model T car..…the first beauty contest is held in Folkestone, England…..and the Ottoman Empire still existed…..and here is my true loyal Cub fan..…Wayne Williams promised his father that when the Chicago Cubs played in the World Series..….they would enjoy the games together..….nearly four decades after his father’s death..…he made good on his promise……and drove more than 650 miles from North Carolina.….all the way to his father’s grave in Greenwood, Indiana.….and broadcast the final game on his phone.….and they listened to it…..together!
WOMAN DENIED $43 MILLION SLOT MACHINE WIN, OFFERED STEAK DINNER INSTEAD….Oh hell no!…..Katrina Brookman…..was playing the slots at the Resort World Casino…..when a machine she was playing on…..told her..… “printing cash ticket – $42,949,672.76”……and while customers and casino workers surrounded her…..while she jumped for joy…..she was escorted from the casino floor and told to come back the next day…..my second oh hell no……so when she went back the next day…..she was told she didn’t win anything.….the New York Gaming Commission told her the machine she was playing on is only supposed to pay out a maximum win of $6,500…..and was malfunctioning…..and all the machines are labeled with a disclaimer that says…. “Malfunctions void all pays and plays”…..and according to the gaming people…..her actual winnings were just $2.25…..and to be nice…..they offered her a steak dinner…..I’m sure you can imagine where she told them to put that steak dinner.
JUVENILE OFFENDER WHO HAS SERVED 63 YEARS IN PRISON TURNS DOWN PAROLE….And he should.….the man’s been locked up longer than I am old.….the world has seriously changed.….and they expect him to adapt to it?……I’d stay right when I am.