…..WTF was that!?!…..this one was funnier than the first one.….the audience laughed…..even the commentators laughed…..I cracked the hell up.….the spit that was thrown around…..by both of them…..we don’t need a third debate.….the second one proved everything…..and I looked through Webster’s Dictionary to find the right words in order to describe our future in America……and the only ones I could find to describe our future were….. “WE’RE FUCKED!”……it started off great…..the beginning let you know what this was going to be about.….they came out…..and didn’t shake hands…..now that’s a hint and a half…..and of course Hill was very political…..poised and political…..always the criminal corporate image…..a big business B….S……and said all the right corporate things…..laughed on cue…..and continued to be…..corporate…..it was really sick to see.….at least she is “HONEST” enough to let us know…..what we will get if she wins…..now my man Donald…..first off, I have a question….. “WTF WAS DONALD TRIPPIN’ ON!?!”……the last time I was in a physical state that resembled the one he was in.….and I’m guessing he was in…..was the day I graduated…..AND he was still sniffing……that must be some heavy shit.….because he looked Zombie-land……anyway,….I have to admit.….him walking around looking like a Zombie..…was a good ploy….I don’t know if it was part of the plan…..but it took the eye off of Hill…..and he cracked the funniest jokes…..so now I want to talk about him…..the sexual locker room talk…..saying they were just words….I don’t remember me in a locker room and talking about sexually assaulting a woman with anyone.….and sorry Don, you can say it as much as you want to ..…but everyone knows how you feel about women.….and yes both of you had much to say…..and went over the two minute get it out of your system rule…..but did you have to whine about it like a 5-year-old?…… “She went over but now you don’t let me talk…..three against one”…..and the interrupting thing when she had the right to talk…..right D……grow-up…..and here’s a few fact you didn’t know to counter the crap which came out of your mouth…..Canada’s healthcare system…..is rated better than America’s…..the only one really kicking butt is Australia.….and you saying Islam-phobia is a problem is probably one of the few true things you said during the debate.….and the reason it does exist is because of you…..and it’s funny you never answered the woman’s question..…as to how you are going to protect her from it in America….as a matter of fact…..you didn’t answer any of the questions…..and guess what?…..Russia’s nuclear program did not grow…..it’s hard to do when Apple has more money than that country…..but they did relocate missiles closer to the European border recently…..but you knew that already…..anyway,…..and here’s one of my favorites..… “The country cannot take four more years of Obama and that’s what she is”…..proof you don’t know what you’re talking about…..no other President will run our country as well as he did.….and still Don you haven’t changed.….you really sound like a broken record…..you still refused to listen….Anderson wanted to clarify a question and you said..… “Anderson, excuse me”…..and kept repeating shit you said when you started this so-called circus you’re showing to the entire world…..even the mayors of France and England said you are a idiot…..you repeat it like a mantra.….until it’s stuck in the minds of your followers..…and those of us who escaped this hypnotic trance look at you and say,.… “He doesn’t listen – what the hell is he talking about?”…..and if you listen long enough it gets to the point where you don’t know what the hell he’s talking about…..seriously, it was like watching a spoiled child spit out all the bad things the other kid did…..and not facing up to his own faults..….every question asked or statement he made…..he said something against Hill.….never touching the subject…….and even threw her husband in there…..what does Bill have to do with anything?……and not one positive thing came out of his mouth about foreign policy, taking care of America..…..racial justice..….and that would include every shade of  skin color.….nothing which would’ve mattered during a debate..….and you blame Hill and Obama for the Iraq war?…..really?……the last time I checked..…it was started by the ones in office “BEFORE” Obama……like I said, Hill was a politician…..and also didn’t tell us much……and Don chose to stay with the fear factor theory..….and both of you are wrong for our country……I think I read somewhere recently that if one of the candidates happened to pass away.….an election could not be held…..someone please correct me if I’m wrong…..and “IF” that were to happen and I’m hoping it doesn’t happen..….but “IF” it happened…..is there any chance we can sneak Elizabeth Warren onto the next ballot?  

PARENTS ASK COP TO BE GODFATHER AFTER HE SAVED THEIR CHOKING BABY.….Police officer Kenneth Knox of Greenville, Georgia.….was sent to a home where a 2-month-old baby was chocking on cereal and couldn’t breathe…..he immediately began reverse CPR..….lying the baby girl on her chest and turned her head to the side…..and sucked the cereal out of her throat…..he said….. “Out of my 25 years being a cop this is my greatest and most profound accomplishment and it made every second of those 25 years’ worth it all”…..Ma`Yavi’s parents asked Knox if he would be their baby’s godfather..….a request he wholeheartedly accepted…… He wrote on Facebook..… “Ma`Yavi Parham……my precious angel..…I swear I will forever be your guardian and love you with all my heart”…..you should see the photo of the two of them together..….it really is precious.

TRUMP GIVES FLORIDA SUPPORTES THE WRONG DATE FOR ELECTION DAY….And I hope they all show up on that date.

OREGON BAKERY SHOP ACCUSED OF RACISM OVER OREO CUPCAKE NAMED “MR. PRESIDENT”….Now get this…..a black-owned bakery is being accused of racism..…and customers are outraged..…the cupcake has an Oreo cookie baked inside white cake with cookies n´cream buttercream……when someone tried to point out the racism implied.…Anjelica Hayes……the owner of the shop said.… “Our current president loves Oreos”…..and since she’s black..….the cupcake cannot be racist……she even took some heat for a cupcake named “The Intern”..…because they thought it was a jab at Monica Lewinsky..…so to please the haters..….she changed the Mr. President cupcakes name..…and now calls it The Professional……and it’s still the most popular seller in the store despite its name.

WEIRDEST THINGS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS HAVE SEEN ON PLANES…..I’ve been on some weird flights…..but none like these…..one lady refused to fly without her pet turkey……a flight from Heathrow to Dubai had to turn around because the shit smell coming from the toilet was so bad the cabin crew couldn’t carry on working……people making food in the toilet…..a woman was breastfeeding her cat……people being too lazy to use the toilet (so some chose to pee in an empty coke bottle).

CHINESE BOSS FORCES FEMALE EMPLOYEES TO KISS HIM EVERY MORNING….Nicole would be looking for a new job in a heartbeat.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS DISGUSTED BY DONALD TRUMPS TREATMENT OF WOMEN….Oh you have a lot of nerve buddy.….didn’t you knock-up the housekeeper and fathered a son while you were still married…..and you would pinch and grab ladies on movie sets……and then there were the allegations of sexual misconduct from several women.…six of whom eventually came forward with their personal stories…..yeah, you have a lot of nerve!