….I’ve mentioned her before in the “Stupid” area…..but I didn’t go into detail.….now…..this woman..…has a size….32Z breast……her chest weighs 72 pounds..….that’s like lifting a small kid or a car tire…..she 5’6, has a tiny waist and weighs 130 pounds..….each of her breast holds 10,000 cc of saline……she says life can be difficult (you think so??).….when shopping for bras or tops to wear……and of course it’s hard to put your shoes on or shave your legs……when you can’t see your feet or legs…..it’s no longer possible sleeping on my stomach (I laughed when I typed that – can’t you see the picture).….or on my back because of the weight..….and fitting into tight places..…like cars, elevators, movie and airplane seats are a problem…….and believe it or not.….there is a woman who has larger breast than Mayra…..and they are natural.….Ms. Annie Hawkins, 52, breast are..…a size 102ZZZ.
CAN’T REMEMBER SOMETHING? JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, SCIENTISTS SUGGEST….You know what works for me…..and I’m not kidding.….when I’m home..…and I can’t find what I’m looking for.….I open the refrigerator door…..and boom..…I remember.
CRIMINAL USES WORLD’S WORST ROBBERY DISGUISE TO HOLD UP HIS LOCAL BOOKIE…..My morning gift to you…..the dumbest mother…..on the planet…..he glued…..tissues all over his face…..stuffed tissue in his mouth to hide his accent…..and then scrawled his robbery demands on the back of a letter…..from his boss…..saying he is banned from betting shops….the cashier recognized him in a second.
11 OF 12 GAMES BALLS USED BY PATRIOTS IN AFC TITLE GAME UNDERINFLATED, REPORT SAYS….Oh snap!…..the NFL investigation says 11 of them…..were under-inflated by two pounds per square inch…..below the required minimum….and NFL officials are pissed off…..and of course no one “KNOWS”…..how the air seeped out….and one of the refs…..discovered at….. “Halftime”…..that the game balls were funny…..they say the investigation will be complete in the next two/three days…..this is going to be interesting…..scientist are saying.…. “deflating the ball does give a team an advantage.….the slightly softer football improves the grip…..particularly during a game which is rainy and it’s hard to hold the ball.”…..Brad Johnson..…ex QB for the Tampa Bay Bucks.….said he paid someone to mess with his balls.….and won the Super Bowl…..and let’s not forget Bill Belichick has been busted once already…..when he sent someone to spy on the New York Jets…..to learn their call signals.
THE LEADER OF GERMANY’S ANTI-ISLAM GROUP QUITS AFTER HIS HITLER PICTURE GOES VIRAL…..And you think you have the only idiot’s in the world?……nope…..got one over here…..Lutz Bachmann…..that’s our idiot’s name.….put a picture of himself looking exactly like you know who on his Facebook page…..I guess he thought it was a safe thing to do…..the newspapers blasted that pic all over the front pages…..he also compares immigrants to.…. “scumbags…..stupid cows……and trash”……Dresden police are checking out whether there’s enough evidence to take him to court……because Germany has very strict laws governing Nazi symbolism and paraphernalia…..and they don’t play!……and the trial of a woman who supported ISIS starts today.
INFLATABLE LIFE-SIZE “MY LITTLE PONY” DOLL AROUSING CONTROVERSY…..You think so???…..have you seen this doll?…..it stands 5’ 9…..and is built like Kim Kardashian…..I’m not kidding….it looks like a sex doll.….this thing is wearing a low cut.….very slim bathing suit…..if you want to call it that…..the Hasbro company…..who owns the rights to this pony thing…..is saying it wasn’t our idea…..blame China…..and it costs $599 bucks.….but they’ll give you one for $99 in bulk orders..…if you want one..…go on the brony-centric website…..Horse-News.net…..one dude went on their forum page and asked..…. “How do you mount this thing?”
CARDIFF’S TOP-RATED RESTAURANT IS A PRISON…..The residents of Cardiff, Wales…..casted votes on a restaurant-rating website to choose the best place to eat…..out of 945 other joints.….The Clink Restaurant…..which operates out of HM Prison in Cardiff won…..the place is staffed by 30 prisoners.….they offer breakfast and lunch…..the prisoners are paid about $21 per 40-hour week…..and they obtain their national catering qualifications…..which can help them land jobs at luxury hotels and Michelin-starred restaurants once they are released.
BALL BOY AT THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN HIT IN THE CROTCH BY A 121 MPH SERVE…..And he tried to play it off…… “I’m alright…..I’m good…..no I’m not!”…..you know those times you’ve had in your life..….where you saw something happen and said…. “I’m glad that wasn’t me?”…..that’s one of those times..….the ball went in there like an ICBM rocket.
LAUGHING GAS NOW BECOMING POPULAR OPTION FOR WOMEN GIVING BIRTH….Are you kidding me!!…..I’ve seen it……twice…..and there is no way in hell…..a woman is going to laugh when a labor pain kicks in.