……Tell the truth….how many times have you squeezed…..because you knew…..if this one gets out…….Danish doctor Jacob Rosenberg was on a long-haul trip from New Zealand.….and noticed his stomach had grown since he boarded the flight.….he looked at an empty water bottle and the bottle had also expanded in the low pressure…..and then crumbled as the plane reached the ground……his stomach did the same thing…..therefore, flatulence is very common while flying…..the average person reverse burps at least 10 times every 24 hours….right,…..three bowls of chili and you’ll sound like a machine gun…..the pressure drops and the air must expand into more space…..the gas now needs to fill a 30% bigger volume……which leads to that bloating feeling…..this is a major problem among airline pilots…..and trying to hold it in is not a good idea.….if you’re young and healthy…..cool…..but if you’re older or very frail….it may put a strain on your cardiac function…..and.….a paper written in 1969.….highlighted the risk of a fireball arising from astronauts farts.
CHINA NEEDS MILLIONS OF BRIDES ASAP…..In the villages outside of Handan, China…..a bachelor looking to marry a local girl…..needs to have as much as…..$64,000…..for a home and suitable gifts…..a whole lot of cash for a farmer…..so some of them are turning to a Vietnamese marriage broker.….and paying around $18,500 to import a wife..…complete with a money-back guarantee…..just in case the bride decides to take off…..sometime after breakfast on the 21st of November…..about 100 brides……along with the broker….disappeared without a trace…..there are 33.8 million more men than women out of a population of 1.3 billion…..and most men can’t meet the social and familial expectations because of the countries skewed demographics……in the 70’s…..China’s so-called One Child policy……transformed this preference for boys into an imperative that parents fulfilled via sex selective abortions.….as a result…..millions of girls never made it into China’s population …..117.6 boys to every 100 girls…..and since there are so many men.….most girls are encouraged..… “too marry up”…..therefore the dowries paid to the families of the daughters are rising…..especially in the countryside.
AMERICA’S ILLUSION OF FREE WILL…..Here’s something going around…..John F. Kennedy said;…. “There’s a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman and child. Before I leave this high and noble office, I intend to expose this plot”……seven days later…..he was gone!
GERMANY FILES WAR CRIMES AGAINST BUSH, CHENEY, RUMSFELD AND OTHER CIA OFFICIALS…..The European Center for Constitutional and Human Rights…..has begun the process of indicting members of the Bush administration by filing criminal complaints against…..the architects of the administrations torture program…..Khalid El-Masri was yanked off of a bus…..taken to a secret base in Afghanistan and tortured for months…..after four months when they realized they had the wrong guy……they still kept him and tortured him…..later they just…..dropped him somewhere so he could get on with his life…..Khalid happened to be…..a German citizen…..sounds like The Nurnberg Trials all over again.
GIULIANI’S DAUGHTER ARRESTED ON SHOPLIFTING CHARGE…..Well, well Rudy……what’s up with that G?…what do you have to say about crime now?…..oh,…..no comment….it’s cool…..at least she wasn’t….punched….slapped…..kicked….slammed to the ground….stomped on…..beat down….pepper sprayed…..or zapped….before she was arrested….and look on the bright side…..she wasn’t even accidentally shot!….lucky you…..and I’m willing to sell my Teddy Bear on eBay…..that she never saw the inside of the police station.
OFF-DUTY BLACK NYPD OFFICERS SAY THEY ARE ALSO HARASSED BY WHITE COPS…..Reuters interviewed 25 black officers…..including 15 who were retired…..96% were victims of racial profiling and violence…..pulled over for no reason…..head slammed down on car hoods…..guns in their faces…..tossed into prison vans.….stop and frisk while shopping.
MAN GAVE YOUNG DAD HE MET IN COURTROOM $983 SO HE COULD AVOID BECOMING A FELON……Colin M. Murphy was sitting in Multnomah County Court……in Portland, Oregon…..waiting for them to call his case…..when he heard lawyers and a Judge discussing Castor Conley’s case…..Castor’s a 27- year-old married father of a 17-month old girl…..bought a stolen truck…..sold it..…and the new owner sold the parts…..he pleaded guilty to a felony charge of unauthorized use of a vehicle…..the DA changed it to a misdemeanor if he paid $983 to the owner of the truck…..and his guardian angel just happened to be sitting right there.
ALASKAN MAN CRAIG JOHNSON LOST FOR THREE DAYS, SURVIVES FREEZING TEMPS AND WOLVERINE ATTACK…..Guess Michigan was pretty upset about their football season this year……and had to take it out on someone……anyway,…..I give major props to this guy…..have you watched Liam Neeson’s film…..The Grey?…..I wouldn’t have survived it…..I would’ve been a human popsicle…..or lunch!
MOST ROMANTIC MAN IN CHINA – AFTER A LIFETIME OF STRUGGLE 80-YEAR-OLD MAN BUYS DIAMOND RING FOR HIS WIFE…..Oh man…..this story will make you cry…..photos of a plain dressed couple popped up on a social network called Weibo…..the Xinjiang internet office decided to see what was up…..because the pictures were getting a lot of hits…..the couple visited a jewelry store.….and the husband asked if they had some reasonably priced diamond rings…..the salesperson handed him a ring.….his wife tried it on…..it fit.….the husband then pulled out a huge wad of small banknotes.….that are believed to be his entire life’s savings……he said he wanted to make his wife happy.….after a lifetime of struggle….. “We’ve been leading a hard life. I just hope this cheers her up”…..staff member Zhou Lanlan…..took more pictures of the couple.….in hopes that this romantic gesture would inspire others to appreciate their life partners more.