Man says he shot his brother over a pair of underwear
“Pimps and Ho’s” math test earns a eighth grade teacher a time out
An Arizona moron was arrested for stabbing his wife after she refused to sleep in a closet
Fan says his 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos are stopping him from getting a girlfriend
Jail escapee arrested after calling the police to say he was punched in the face
Woman sells freezer containing her dead mother’s body to a neighbor for $30
Accused Somali war criminal found working as a DC airport security guard
People having sex with horses is on the rise in Switzerland
Man attacks lover’s husband for disturbing them during sex
Man with terminal cancer marries his sex doll so he doesn’t leave a grieving widow
Battery charges dropped in dildo attack case
Man with the world’s largest penis claims women are afraid to have sex with him (18.9 inches long ladies)
Indian court rules that a divorced woman must never have sex with another man if she continues receiving financial support from her ex-husband
Pregnant woman commits suicide after catching her husband having sex with her pregnant mother
Woman runs a marathon without a tampon to encourage others to be proud of their periods
3 farmers arrested for running a sheep brothel
Restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – they had bags in the kitchen containing human heads
A woman on a flight to Scotland demanded cigarettes and a parachute before attacking cabin crew with her prosthetic leg
Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and goats for good luck
One armed man tries to rob a cross-fit trainer and a boxer
Man tries to open a plane door at 38,000 feet to smoke a cigarette
53-year-old doctor punches his 22-year-old daughter after she calls his 21-year-old girlfriend a whore
Teacher claims sex with a student happened after her graduation – he says he remembers because it was the weekend between his wedding and his honeymoon
Man has sex with a drainpipe in China
Man steals $69,000 in merchandise from his employer and then his girlfriend returns it for store credit
Police Chief shoots his friend in the back and then says his friend shot himself
Man rubs a chili pepper on his girlfriend’s tampon and puts it back in the box – and then videos her reaction
Woman records herself buying cocaine and then shows it to the police
Mom sits on her sons head for one hour to quiet him down
Home owner is too lazy to call the fire department and tries to put his house out with a garden hose
Man steals his 72-year-old mothers television and sells it to his neighbor
Jail guard steals inmate’s credit cards and racks up charges while she’s incarcerated
A man locks himself out of his hotel room in St. Petersburg, Florida – he pulls out a gun and starts shooting the door
A man places “I sell weed” ad on Craiglist
Man playing hide and seek gets stuck in a chimney. He was naked for eight hours
Woman steals sex toys from Walmart, says she was too lazy to pay
Sex roulette parties are the new thing in Barcelona, Spain. Very similar to Russian roulette, the parties are a lethal game of chance, with at least one unidentified HIV carrier in the group
Father kills and then grills the family dog because he didn’t like his daughters T-shirt
Plastic surgeon performs sex change operation on the wrong patient
Australian man gets his penis stuck in a wrench
Blind man caught on video driving and reading – is charged with disability fraud after losing his sight in 2006
Woman has sex with the wrong man and accuses him of rape – she wanted to have sex with his friend
Undertaker driving a hearse from Italy to Poland, loses the body and the coffin in Munich, Germany
School principal who was fired for excessive lateness, files her appeal 88 days after the legal deadline
Santa Claus arrested for distributing child pornography
Jesus is arrested for trespassing at an Apple Store in Philadelphia
Woman walks into a police station, places 3 bags of cocaine on the reception counter, and asks for the officers to test the quality in Toulouse, France
Robber is suing the homeowner who shot him after he robbed his home
Married man pays a prostitute with a monkey and stolen Girl Scout cookies