…..There’s only one person who suffers…..from the legalization of marijuana…..our dealer……because sooner or later…..we’re going to forget his phone number…..and anyone in jail…..for possession of weed…..needs to get out right now.
7 OCEAN MYSTERIES SCIENTISTS HAVEN’T SOLVED YET…..I can give you and 8…..you haven’t found a way to contact…..the civilization that’s been under the water….for who knows how long….because I’ve been telling ya for years…..those damn telescopes are pointing in the wrong direction…..and Brain Resnick…..he’s the person I’m getting ready to quote…..nailed my theory…… “The ocean, in this light, is like an alien world within our own…..many of its creatures are still unknown to us…..both in kind and number…..their behaviors and adaptations remain inexplicable……even the very contours of this world are still unmapped…..we probably know more about the surface of Mars…..than we know about the ocean floor”……and the 7 mysteries?…..come on…..we all know where the plastic pollution in the ocean is hiding…..and how it got there…..and why whales strand themselves on beaches…..and it could be that humans are to blame…..of course we all know that humans can be good BFF’s with an octopus…..and yep, you have to admit……trying to figure out how many fish live in the ocean…..is like a mysterious “Twilight Zone”…..and who doesn’t know why many sea creatures glow…..DOH!……and by the way…..only 20% of the ocean floor is mapped?…..hey, you gotta move a bit quicker….I’m still against drilling through the seafloor…..to get to the mantle of the Earth…..to me,…..that’s like…..pulling the plug when you finish taking a bath….nah man….nah!…..and with a few Astrophysicists believing alien tech might have crashed into the Pacific Ocean…..just might help me make my point that…..they’re not up there…..they’re under….there.
REP. MARJORIE GREENE (R-GA) REPEATEDLY CLAIMS SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER TALKING TO ANYONE IN GOVERNMENT ABOUT JAN. 6th……Honestly folks…..this woman….is on some shit…..my friends and I never tried in college…..during her entire time…..while lying to the court.….she kept repeating Peter Gabriel lyrics….. “I don’t remember – I don’t recall.”
NASA SAYS ONE OF MARS MOONS IS GOING TO CRASH INTO THE SURFACE….Well,…..if you think it’ll be hard to live on the planet now……just wait until that big rock slams into it…..those Tonka trucks roving around now and gathering future useless information….splat!…..don’t worry the truck are cool…..the smart guys are saying it should slam into it….in tens of millions of years……now that info just took the fun out of it…..and while I’m still on NASA……
INSIDE NASA’s MISSION TO “PROBE” GOLDEN ASTROID….I have to admit….NASA is really into this probing thing lately…..check this out…..
WE NEED TO PROBE URANUS…..and then they added…. “Deep inside Uranus……incredible discoveries await”….things that make you go….. “Hummmmmm!”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…….
A Florida bride and her caterer were arrested after serving “pot lasagna” and allegedly sickens the wedding guest
A new psychology study suggest that middle-aged men are likely ass-holes
A zoo was forced to remove 5 parrots from public viewing for swearing at the visitors
A woman opened a plane door, deployed the inflatable slide, and ran amok on the tarmac
A man said he stayed in a haunted hotel and saw a ghost pee in my closet
A Chinese monkey tried to kidnap a toddler while she played on her scooter
A West Virginia man confused Meth for his vehicle registration during a traffic stop