……Reaching out and renaming yourselves…..attempting to reconnect to the Motherland…..and bond with our genetic ancestors…..the people of Ghana have a name for……African-Americans….and it’s called……
AKATA…..Akata people are different than Ghanaians…..because they have been too long away from the mother continent…..to continue calling it the mother continent…..anyway,…..
PARENTS AND CHILDREN…..
WHEN I TOLD MY DAUGHTER….she’s not allowed to have a boyfriend until she’s 30…..she said…. “But you had me when you were 16!”
MY DAUGHTER….told me not to watch Euphoria……because it’s about high school…,.and full of drugs and partying and penises…..and the fact that she thinks I know nothing about that,….must mean I’m nailing this parent thing
APPARENTLY…..my kid got in trouble today for packing our toaster in his backpack…..and pulling it out a lunch time…..to make Pop Tarts for his class
(AIRLINE PILOT SPEAKING TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD)…..Do you know you could be a flight attendant when you grow up?
(MY 5-YEAR-OLD)…..I could also own the plane
MY DAUGHTER…..just told me see peeed in the potty and then flushed it….. “So the pee could be with it’s family”…..and now I will never see peeing the same way again
AS MY 6-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER…..told me tonight.…. “Even a long travel day is a good day…..if it ends with a bowl of ice cream
MY SON WAS WATCHING A YOU TUBE VIDEO…..and the guy is like….. Can you guess what the ingredients to a Crabbie Patty are?….and my son said….. “CRAB BITCH!”
PEOPLE WANT TO BRING HOME ECONOMICS CLASSES BACK TO SCHOOLS TO TEACH KIDS BASIC LIFE SKILLS…..And I’m all for it…..I had Home Ed in grammar school.….and the girls took shop class…..I don’t know it they learned how to build a stool.….or make a lamp…..but I was into cooking and sewing…..and mom made sure I continued to perfect those newly learned skills…..by making me help out around the house…..and most younger kids now days are pretty lazy…..if it ain’t on the phone…..most of them don’t know a lot……we were watching a show the other night…..and a young teenager did not know how to tell time…..by looking at a clock with hands…..she had no idea…..no phone……no idea…..so yeah, bring it back……and instead of Algebra, Trig….and that other one I couldn’t understand….that starts with a “C”….classes…..teach money management, financial stability, technology field, investment.….self-reliability classes…..something worth learning for a more stable future…..and cooking is one of them.
SCHOOLS STRUGGLE TO ACCOMMODATE THE RELIGIOUS NEEDS OF MUSLIM STUDENTS DURING RAMADAN…..What is the problem?……there’s something called….Easter…..there’s something called…..Rosh Hashanah……so why is Ramadan a problem?
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A White reporter had a mental meltdown because he hates to see Black people performing Country music
Florida lawmakers advance a bill to make “Whites not feel bad about what happened years ago”
A man tore his lung from masturbating
Missouri Republican could sneak a last-minute amendment into the voting right bill which would call for elections to give district schools the right to inspect student genitals
A Mayor is under fire for allegedly telling a student of color, she doesn’t talk like a White person