April 15, 2022

THE NATION’S MOST RAT-INFESTED CITY IS…….CHICAGO!

…..and y’all thought it was going to be New York.

NURSE KILLS 38 PATIENTS BECAUSE THEY ANNOYED HER…..Damn!…..Daniela Poggiali……a 42-year old nurse working in a hospital in Northern Italy…..gave them a deadly dose of potassium chloride…..simply because they or their visiting families annoyed her…..and since there are no traces left in the body after a few days have passed…..it was a hard case to prove…..but she slipped up on number 38 and they found traces…..she even took selfies right after the patient died.

MAN KEEPS CHILDHOOD VOW, SPLITS $1MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE WITH BROTHER…..Eric Hale…..when he was a kid.….promised his brother..…if he ever won the Lottery he would split it with him…..so yesterday he called his brother Quinn Hale…..and kept his promise.

MALAYSIAN MAN ARRESTED FOR NEEDLESS BRIBE…..Dude thought he was way too drunk to drive….so he thought.….the best way to get out of the breath analyzer test.….was to bribe the police officer…..he had to do the test anyway…..and it turns out he passed it…..but then he was arrested for trying to bribe a police officer.….idiot…..you’re more likely to go to jail if you spit on the street over there.

THIEF ACCEPTS INVITATION…..A guy was walking around in an art exhibition in Switzerland…..saw a piece of artwork called…..”Steal This Book”…..and he stole it…..did anyone read Abbie Hoffman’s book called.….”Steal This Book?”…..he wrote it back in the 70’s…..the book exemplified the counterculture of the sixties…..it focused on ways to fight the government and against corporations in any way possible..…sounds familiar?…..I read it…..and no I didn’t steal it…..I borrowed it from the library…..but I’m not sure if I ever returned it.

APPLE AND FACEBOOK ARE NOW PAYING FOR WOMEN EMPLOYEES TO FREEZE THEIR EGGS….Wow,….now doesn’t that sound like that boring movie.….Gattaca…..their reason is to recruit more women talent.….and they will cover the cost….so my question is…..who owns the eggs later?…..since you covered the cost.

4 TECHNIQUES TO DEAL WITH DIFFICULT PEOPLE…..I don’t need four…..I only need one…..I ignore them.

SOUTH CAROLINA PROSECUTORS SAY STAND YOUR GROUND DOESN’T APPLY TO VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE…..No,….just to George Zimmerman.

STUDENTS WERE PASSING OUT THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AT A PUBLIC UNIVERSITY….And the officials at Southern Oregon University threatened to call the police because they refused to do so in the school’s “Free Speech Area”……excuse me?…..even though they are a “Pro-Gun” group…..but the last time I checked…..if you’re on public property…..you are legally entitled to protections provided by the First Amendment.

DENVER POLICE DEPARTMENT…..For those of you who think all police officers are evil…..shut up…..a couple called the police as a last resort for help with their son.….he has Aspergers (also known as Asperger Syndrome – Asperger Disorder)…..which is characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication…..and due to the change in his environment..…the family recently relocated…..he was freaking out…..the father was two days away from receiving his first paycheck and the family was without food…..Officer Dean Walker……calmly talked with the young man…..and realized how frustrating hunger can make anyone…..so he took the kid out to dinner…..the family was beyond grateful for Officer Walker’s kindness…..and the father wrote a thank you letter for handling a situation which could have gotten out of control…..just one simple act of kindness…..not a bad example to continue……many people with Asperger Syndrome often display intense interest with molecular structure.

TEEN DISTRACTED BY CELL PHONE HIT BY AMTRAK TRAIN.….I’m sorry…..but you can call me mean…..evil.….or make up something someone hasn’t called me already..….but the people who get hit by trains, fall off piers, tagged by cars and bikes, fall into fountains in shopping malls…..and basically just trip over shit…..are stupid!….how can you become so concentrated on a piece of technology…..that you forget to pay attention?

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