….What?…..a big ass rock?…..and…..
ROBBERS PICK WRONG BAR….Oh I wish I could’ve been there for this one…..a bunch of guys wielding machete’s.….busted into the Regents Park Sporting Club in Sydney, Australia….and ordered everyone to lie down on the floor…..a biker gang was inside holding a meeting.
FRENCHMAN WINS LEGAL RIGHT TO MARRY HIS EX-STEPMOTHER…..What can I say?…..it’s France….Cést la vie!
12 UNBELIEVABLE THINGS PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN ARRESTED AND THROWN IN JAIL FOR…..Here’s a few of my favorites…..Possession of Spaghetti-O’s (the spoon was in her bag……routine traffic stop…..search…..cops find the spoon and thought it was used to cook Meth)…..Having Home-Made Soap (cops thought his block of soap was a block of coke)…..Possession of Jolly Ranchers (Remember those?…..a NYC cop thought it was some type of crystal drug…..you can tell he’s not a Boomer!)…….Worshipping Too Loudly……can’t use the Lord’s name in Vain and you gotta tell the band, choir and the Preacher; “not too loud”…..but he should know that by now.….since his service has brought the police there at least 50 times.
CHARITABLE WORKER OUTRAGED AFTER CATCHING HOMELESS ELDERLY PANHANDLER HE GIVES MONEY TO EVERY DAY DRIVING OFF IN A BRAND NEW CAR…..Oh come on,…..that’s a perfect example of what happens if you save your pennies…..even though….there have been millionaires seen begging on the street…..England, Saudi Arabia, Germany, Japan and the USA.
BRAZILIAN POLITICAL ELECTION ADS: “THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IS UNREAL”……I know a bunch of countries who should use “THAT”…..as a campaign slogan.
OKTOBERFEST CRIME LOWER AS POLICE DEAL WITH MUG-STEALING THIEVES…..Yeah, I’ll admit it….I walked out with a few beer mugs myself…..so this is how the world’s biggest “Drunk-fest” went off…..they confiscated over 112,000 stolen beer mugs……drank over 6.5 million liters of beer (lower than last year)…..fights dropped 40% from last year…..6.3 million people attended and only 720 arrests….lost and found collected over 3,646 items….ranging from…..900 ID cards and Passports…..530 wallets….330 cell and smartphones…..two wedding rings…..one mobile cat carrier….a set of drum-kit cymbals….and a German Federal Cross of Merit 2nd class medal…..the Red Cross treated 7,900 people and alcohol poisoning was down to 600 cases…..including 16 minors…..as for food,….112 Oxen…..42 Calves…,.and an untold number of pretzels, grilled chickens, pork sausages and dumplings…..major kilos……and that’s called having a good time……see you next year!
HUNDREDS OF BLUETOOTH BEACONS SECERETLY TRACK NEW YORK CITY PASSERBY…..NYC officials have told Titan to remove its tracking beacons from city phone booths…,.they ping smartphones and tablets……and gather information about your location, the time you passed the beacon and what websites you’ve visited and other information….then exchanges the data via Bluetooth…,.they also operate booths in Los Angeles, San Francisco and other cities…..which they won’t reveal…..by the way…,.they received permission to install them…..from city officials.
THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE BURGER IS ONLY $1,768……Yeah,…..right…..get this……the “Glamburger” ingredients are…..black truffle, Kobe Wagyu beef patty from Japan, lobster, beluga caviar, venison, a duck egg…..and an edible gold leaf…..man if Nicole found out I spent that much cash on a burger…..that would be my last meal…..I rather take a bunch of friends out and spend $1,768.
KIM JONG UN’S LITTLE SISTER MAY BE RUNNING NORTH KOREA…..Now what do you think her chances are…..in turning around NK…..when she’s surrounded by men? …..maybe she might have a shot…..it could be the next tourist hot spot…..I heard they built a new ski lodge…..which no one is using.
COPS SAY WOMAN RANG DOORBELLS AND RAN…..Come on…..admit it…..how many of you did this?……thought so.
CONDOLEEZZA RICE REVEALS THE HARDEST PART OF BEING ON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF SELECTION COMMITTEE…..Could it be because you don’t know squat about football?……I know a few women who could do your job…..isn’t that right…..Audrey, Julia and Sharonda?
HOUSTON NOW HAS ITS VERY OWN ALL-BEYONCÉ RADIO STATION…..Oh Lord…..I’m so glad I live over here.
LIFE EXPECTANCY IN USA HITS A RECORD HIGH…..I think that depends on where you live.