.….Now I’ve seen some cat fights…..and yelling matches between women in my days.….but this one?…..two women in Northwest China…..fainted from exhaustion…..after quarrelling with each other…..on the street…..for eight hours…..without eating or drinking anything..…and they were arguing over the settlement of a debt.….later the cops came along…..scooped them up and took them to the hospital…..eight hours…..man I’ve never had that much to say to anyone.
NEW ZEALAND AND US RUNNERS AWARDED FOR SPORTSMANSHIP.….True Olympic spirit here……both of them were competing in the 5,000 meter heat..…when Nikki Hamblin tripped and fell…..Abby D’Agostino was caught up in it and also fell….Abby got up..…but instead of sprinting away..…she stopped and helped Hamblin to her feet.….and then they began to race on..…but D’Agostino twisted her leg badly in the fall and went down again..…Hamblin chose to stay by her side.….giving up her chance at winning a medal…..they supported each other and finished the race together.….later they both were awarded the Pierre de Coubertin award by the International Olympic Committee..…for epitomizing the Olympic values of fair play and sportsmanship…..the award..…which is named after the father of the modern Olympic games..…has only been given 17 times.
STUDY FINDS VEGETARIANS ARE UNHEALTHY AND MENTALLY DISTURBED…..Hey.….don’t look at me..…I didn’t say it…..blame the University of Graz in Austria…..according to them..…it’s no secret that many vegetarians are also radical environmentalists, climate alarmists and obsessed and hysterical about the planet burning up.….which leads them to think that liberalism is a mental disorder…..and Veggie people are prone to have mental problems because they don’t eat meat…..their study found out that Veggie’s are more often ill and have a lower quality of living than the burger eaters…..and have cancer and heart attacks more often.….show more psychological disorders and are a greater burden on the health care system…..says scientist who evaluated data from the Austrian Health Interview Study (AT-HIS).….and the European Health Interview Study…..just in case you want to read the findings yourself.
DUTERTE SAYS PHILIPPINES MIGHT LEAVE UN OVER CRICISM OF DRUG TRAFFICKER KILLINGS…..Hey,….it’s not like you didn’t make it “OPEN SEASON” on them…..anyone getting high in your country..… “NOW”…..could be considered a dealer…..but you’re pissed at the United Nations…..because they’re asking you to chillout.….when it comes to the waves of killings unleased since you started your war on drugs.….and now you’re mad..…and thinking about leaving the UN..…talk to China and a few other people…..and form a new one..…right?……don’t get me wrong man…..and I’ve never been to the Philippines……but I do know some folks from there…..anyway,…..900 hundred traffickers have been killed…..since you took office…..on May 9th…..and those are the one’s you’re telling us about…..I do feel ya on the innocent lives lost to drugs……so what’s up with the father and son who were arrested for getting high….and wound up damn near beaten to death……and then shot….while in police custody?…..do they fall in line with.….innocent lives lost to drugs?
INDIAN MAN HAS 40 KNIVES REMOVED FROM HIS STOMACH AFTER “URGE TO EAT THEM”…..Now we all have this one friend right?…..here’s mine for the day…..now…..this 42-year-old guy..…who refused to publish his name…..and I don’t blame him..…anyone who’s stupid enough to swallow knives…..I wouldn’t want you to know my name either…..anyway,….oh and get this..….he received emergency treatment ……in a hospital in Gurdaspur..…a city in the North India state of Punjab…..because he complained about abdomen pain and weakness..…ah…..DOH.….anyway,…..when the surgeons asked him….. “WTF man?”……he said he had swallowed dozens of knives over the last two months…..because he liked the way they tasted.….and Dr. Jitinder Malhotra..….who happens to be the managing director of the hospital.….described it as the most shocking case he’s seen in 20 years…..but don’t worry…..my man’s cool.….just won’t be setting off metal detectors anymore.
THE HIDE-AND-SEEK WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS AN ACTUAL EVENT…..And it is…..and I’d love to grab a bunch of friends and give it a shot…..it started out as a one-time event…..and turned into an annual event…..the 6th Nascodino World Championship…..Nascodino is the Italian word for.….hide and seek…..for those of you who didn’t know…..anyway,….and this year it will take place in…..Consonno…..which is now considered a ghost town.…..but they don’t care…..anyway,…..now the rules are different than what you used as rules when we were kids…..ok, you can register in teams of five…..after paying €125 fee per team…..then the teams are divided into four groups…..and one person hides…..while a neutral searching team..…counts to 60…..and then the hidden player has 10 minutes to come out of their hiding spot…..and reach a soft mattress placed in the middle of a field without being found…..and if you don’t reach the mattress before your time limit is up…..no points!…..the game goes on for two days until the ultimate winner is declared…..sounds like fun huh?…..I forgot to tell you this though…..the majority of the players are rugby and American football players….so trying to run across a 25,000 square-meter field.….and dive on a mattress…..might not be that easy…..because they can hit you…..good luck!
SOMEONE PROBABLY JUST REVEALED COLONEL SANDER’S TOP-SECRET RECIPE.….The Chicago Tribune sent a reporter to visit Harland Sanders Café and Museum in Kentucky to do a travel piece…..so the writer met with the Colonel’s nephew…..Joe…..and while he was looking through a scrapbook..…he pulled of the last will and testament of the Colonel’s second wife…..and on the back of it was a handwritten recipe for the so-called fried-chicken spice blend…..and because I’m such a nice and wonderful person…..I’m going to tell you what the secret is…..you can thank me later….anyway,…..2/3 T salt…..1/2 T Thyme…..1/2 T Basil…..1/3 T Oregano…..1T Celery Salt…..1T Black Pepper…..1T Dried Mustard..…4T Paprika….2T Garlic Salt…..1T Ground Ginger…..3T White Pepper…..and throw it all in a bowl with 2 cups of white flour…..and if it doesn’t taste like the original KFC…..or your momma’s…..or grand mamma’s…..then you either did something wrong…..or the recipe is B.S.