….Shit, I’m surprised Justin didn’t clock his ass….if he’d said that to Nicole….I wouldn’t have to slap him….she would punch him….dead in the face.
PENCE HAD TO ASK DAN QUAYLE IF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY SHOULD CONTINUE…..If that ain’t the dumb…..asking the dumber…..getting advice from a man….who can’t even spell potato…..classic!…..and how could our day not be complete without my girl…..
SARAH PALIN REVEALS SHE HAS NOT GOTTEN VACCINATED BECAUSE OF SCIENCE,,,,I love her….and I miss her….she’s one sprinkle short of a donut….you have to read her reason why…..so 100% Saaaaarah!
CANCEL CULTURE PREVAILS AS SEVERAL “THE OFFICE” AND “SEINFELD” EPISODES GET REMOVED……What part of a fictional, thought up idea, from someone……or some – bodies…..upset you to the point where….what was said….and written before it was said….by one of the afore mentioned….made you feel…..…no one should see….what you disagree with?……I’ll wait…………………………………………………………………………my wine glass is empty……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..huh?….and you “Politically In-Correct” people…..now you want to change Jessica Rabbit….from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?…..really?…..because she’s too sexy or what?….I saw your newer plumped-up, fat sagging lower lip, puffy fatter faced version…..nah!…..change it all you want….acid barrels in the trunk instead of her….a new storyline…..whatever,….I have the original film.
UNCONTROLLABLE VOMITING DUE TO MARIJUANA USE IS ON THE RISE…..This is an illness on the rise in the U.S……especially in states that have legalized weed….lots of teenagers are showing up in the ER with severe internal distress….really bad abdominal pain and nausea and this can go on for hours….they’re calling this….Cannabis hyperemesis syndrome or CHS……something that popped up around 2004 when a group of Australian researchers wrote about 19….chronic blunters had repeated episodes of pain and retching…..they found out once they stopped smoking it went away….when they started up again….it came back….half of the 19 patients used extremely hot baths or showers to self-treat their symptoms……wow, I don’t remember up-chucking because I smoked too much weed….drinking too much and getting shit-faced yeah…but from weed?…..anyone else from back in the day did that?….look youngsters who want to get high….there’s a big difference between the weed you smoke….and the weed we smoked during the 60’s and 70’s…..we had better weed…..your stuff now days is bullshit….it seems like it’s mass produced to keep up with the demand…..ours was grown natural…..and hidden from the police…..and when I go to a coffee shop….and look at the menu…..I notice a lot of farm produced products…..names I don’t recognize…..and when I ask about a certain brand….he goes into this hybrid this and connected with another hybrid that…which boils down to me thinking…. “I didn’t come in here for a botany class, I want some damn weed”…..and BTW….you really don’t have to smoke an ounce of weed with your friends before half-time while you watch a football or soccer game…..truth is, you’re only going to get but so high….anyway, truth be told….your weed sucks….I’m even thinking about firing my weed man….look, tell you what…..when you start growing pure…..Acapulco Gold….Afghani…..Cambodian Red….Hawaiian….Jamaican Gold….Panama Red….Thai Stick….Bubblegum….Hindu Kush…..Maui Waui….Purple Haze….and Skunk again…..let me know…..I don’t know what these young wanna be pot-heads are smoking….but if they’re throwing up….you’re puffing on some really whack shit.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Deprived of work due to COVID, a prison escapee turned himself in after 30-years of beach life on the lam
A Russian sushi restaurant pulls an add after patrons were angered by a mere presence of a black male model
A man peed on a Dairy-Queen ice cream stores floor after being told to wear a mask
20 red states sue the Biden administration for the right to discriminate against trans people
A serial killer who murdered three women in South Florida dies in a plane crash while fleeing to Brazil
A cow was seen in a car in line at a McDonald’s drive-thru
Riding an elephant while drunk is illegal in Sri Lanka