….Ain’t that the truth!
KITTY CHILLER READS RUGBY SEVENS PLAYERS THE RIOT ACT AFTER DRUNKEN NIGHT IN COPACABANA….I love me some Aussie’s……come on Kitty Kat..…they’re in Rio…..one of the top party cities in the world……and the Australian Olympics boss…..was upset because some players staggered into the village……drun.k…at 9 in the morning.…. “THEY’RE AUSSIE’S”……and when they want to party.….they party!…..Chiller came up with a rule which states…….no Australians are allowed to drink alcohol in the Olympic village……nor can they be drunk around competing athletes…..so what do you expect them to do in order to have a good time?…..and we know you’re worried about them being drunk around Rio late at night..…due to the high crime existing in the Olympic village…..but hey….. “THEY’RE AUSSIES!”……plus……they were knocked out of the men’s draw by the South Africans.….and they have no more games to play…….so what else are they supposed to do……not venture into the party areas of Rio?….. “THEY’RE AUSSIE’S”…..Australians love to party..….I know……because I’ve gotten shit-faced with a lot of them…..and had the time of my life..….so lighten up lady..….it’s the Olympics.
ROBERT DE NIRO COMPARES “TOTALLY NUTS” DONALD TRUMP TO TAXI DRIVER’S TRAVIS BICKLE…..Ouch!…..definitely not a compliment…..Bobby said during an interview at the Sarajevo Film Festival,…. “What he has been saying is totally crazy, ridiculous stuff that shouldn’t be even…..he’s totally nuts”…..the moderator asked him to elaborate on Bickle’s illness..…the first thing to cross his mind was the Republican candidate…..the Sarajevan audience responded with a frantic applause.
THOUSANDS RALLY IN BERLIN CALLING FOR LEGAL POT IN GERMANY….To tell you the truth…..if there is one city in Germany…..that can push for the legalization of pot..…and win..….it’s Berlin…..Hans Strobele…..who is a German MP…..is a staunch supporter of cannabis legalization .….he said,..… “The legalization will come, the question is only when.”
DID YOU KNOW…..There’s a chef in Rio….who is taking the food leftover from the athletes in the Olympic village…..and using it to feed the homeless..…normally the caterers feed about 18,000 athlete and staff…..then Chef Massimo Bottura came up with a great idea..…and turned the leftovers into gourmet dinners.….and feeds around 70 people per day.….he works with the local charities to determine who gets a seat at the dinner table…..and the local people are getting opportunities to be waiters, bakers and chefs…..true universal Olympic spirit.
FIREFLIES GLOWING IN SYNC TO ATTRACT MATES…..Remember those bugs you caught in a jelly jar at night before you had to go to bed?…..ok, do some of you remember?……anyway,…..I read this…..and you can imagine it any way you want to…..because I did…..anyway,….for fireflies, light is the language of love……males broadcast a light signal that’s coded for their species…..now the females respond only to a signal of their own species and flash signals in return…..now some females prefer flashes of a long duration…..while others prefer faster flashes…..once they have found one another..….they’ll turn the light out and mate tail to tail….for hours.
POLICE ADMIT THEY CANNOT STOP AUSTRAIN WOMAN WHO HAS SCRATCHED 1,000 CARS…..Really, they can’t stop her…..because a court ruled that the 25-year-old woman could not be held legally accountable for her actions…..because of her mental health….so unless she is reported for a crime with a punishment of at least a year….she can continue to scratch away…..yeah,….right!…..let her scratch my car….cops or no cops….I’ll deal with her my way…..K.H.T.F.O!
6 DRINKS TO TRY WHILE HIGH….Cool….because y’all know sooner or later….Mr. Cotton mouth is gonna show up….Mamma Chia.….Alo…..Bubble Tea…..Frozen Odwalla….Slurpees…..Ramune…..as you can tell…..that stuff sounds really healthy…..like stuff you drink after doing two hours of “Yoda” in your living room……anyway,…..those were not the six drinks I was thinking about.….I was thinking more like…..a few Alabama Slammers…..a bunch of German Beer…..a really good bottle of French red wine (or 2)…..sitting on the coast of an island in Greece….watching the sun go down…..and drinking a shit load of Ouzo and Raki….firing up another one with my boyz….before we make a run to buy whatever….and of course no high is complete without..….Jack, Jim or Johnny joining the party!
GERMANY TO REQUIRE CITIZENS TO STOCKPILE SUPPLIES IN CASE OF CATASTROPHE……This article has got to be a joke…..seriously…..it’s nice to know we don’t have to be prepared..…in case of an emergency……but catastrophe……your butt better be ready…..ok, now those of you who do not live in Germany.….or Europe…..won’t see the humor in what this headline is saying……because “Stockpile”……is the humor…..ok, all of my friends who live across the pond….if you live in a big house.…raise your hand…..not many…..now, those of you who live in a tiny-ass apartment….and paying a lot of rent for it…..raise your hand…..thought so….. “A LOT!”…..now if we have to “Stockpile” where would we put it?……you can’t!…..there would be so much stuff.….everywhere and you wouldn’t be able to use your flat…..now if you went nuclear paranoid.….you would be sleeping on top of cereal boxes.….there’s no space to “Stockpile”…..it’s impossible…..you could maybe do a month..…or two…..but according to the article..…the government will require people to stock 10 days worth of food.….and five days worth of drinking water…..that ain’t shit!