…..HA!…..I love this lady…..the 91-year-old woman used a ballpoint pen to write on the art piece called “Reading-Work-Piece…..by artist Arthur Koepcke…..and it also features the phrase.…. “Insert Words”…..which the woman understood as instructions……she told the police she had taken the note as an invitation to complete the puzzle…..and she did…..the piece of artwork is worth $89,000.
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION: CLEVELAND, OHIO…..Cleveland alone should tell you things aren’t gonna go well….that’s where I go when people tell me to go to hell….anyway,…..and no I didn’t watch that crap again….and still pissed that Cleveland hasn’t started fighting yet…..anyway,…..let’s get to my girl…..Melania……I read an article….and I’m not going to bother you with it….but…..this person said that Michelle stole Melania’s speech…..now that’s some serious time travel stuff there….and like I said before….the comedians are out….Melania peeking over a sofa and watching what Michelle’s writing…..peeking over her shoulder while they take a test in high school …..Laura Benanti nails her on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert………she’s through….there’s a pic going around of Michelle smiling….and the caption reads…. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Don’t sweat it America.”……class!…..the only good thing about her speech….is that people are buying the $2,200 dress she wore while she bored a lot of us.….and his kids made me sick…..ughhhh!……the Hillary bashing is funny…..it’s gonna bounce right back at them……they’re acting like the kid…..who brought his ball to the game…..and he’s the last one picked.….and doesn’t like it…..really Republicans?……a woman holding up a sign saying…..No Racism – No Hate!…..and a guy tries to cover it up with an American flag…..man that convention is starting to look like and sound like a Munich Beer hall…..and there’s a major lack of diversity in the crowd……a lot of hate is brewing inside those walls.….so Pence might be the new V.P?……if he’s so good……then why is Indiana so happy to be rid of him?……and even though I think you’re a nut job.….Ted Cruz….I’m surprised..…you finally grew a pair……thanks for not backing Trump…..still don’t like you though.
COUPLES WHO GET DRUNK TOGETHER ARE HAPPIER TOGETHER, ACCORDING TO SCIENCE…..Stupid Study People are still hanging around…..all of us have seen that couple on the street.….together…..and finding out that gravity actually does work…..and yes they do look very happy…..and the ones passed out in the park..….and we’ve walked past them three times…..and those of us who live in Europe…..have seen those happy couples hanging out at the train stations..….holding hands…..and passed the F…k out…..so yeah.…I agree…..couples who get drunk together.….are happier couples.
BELFAST CITY AIRPORT: BLACK WOMAN STOPPED FOR LOOKING FOREIGN….I’ve been stopped for many things.….and now that I think about it…..so have I….in Munich it seems like you get checked by the cops every four blocks.….no one bothers you in Hamburg.…..anyway,.….she dropped her mother-in-law off at the airport.….as soon as she and her children were getting ready to leave.….an immigration officer approached her and asked for her passport..…because she looked foreign and not from around here.….the woman has lived in the UK for 16 years and has a British passport..…and then she was grilled by the officer with stupid question…..before he radioed it in…..one of her kids asked..… “Do we now have to always carry our passports?”……not a bad idea kid……The Home Office has apologized…..and settled out of court for 2,000 Pounds.
ANONYMOUS PHILANTHROPIST HIDES $50,000 WORTH OF $100 BILLS AROUND OREGON CITY, CHANGES PEOPLE’S LIVES…..Nice person…..for the last three years..…this person has been doing this around Salem, Oregon..….so far $50,000 has been found..…but they think the amount is larger…..he always make sure people understand…..that this isn’t about him, but about helping people in need and inspiring others to do the same.
MISSY ELLIOT JOINS MICHELLE OBAMA FOR CARPOOL KARAOKE…….How can you not like the First Lady?……really!……there will never be another like her…..even though “Our Girl”…..was already trying to jack her style at the convention.…..and Michelle hasn’t even left the White House…..I am really going to miss that family…..because we’re in trouble now.
UPFEST 2015: EUROPE’S LARGEST STREET ART AND GRAFFITI FESTIVAL….Wow..…this must’ve been great…..the three day event drew more than 250 artists from 25 countries..…to paint live on 30,000 sq ft of surfaces in the Bedminster and Southville areas of Bristol…..you should check this article out…..great work…..around Europe there is a lot of great graffiti-art…..I’m not talking about “taggers”…..the sad point is.….if you don’t take a photo of the work…..one or two weeks later…..it’s gone.
POKÉMON GO…..Distracted player crashes into a parked Baltimore police car…..people venturing into a golf club to play risk being hit by golf balls…..two arrested for jumping a Toledo zoo fence to play.….woman trying to catch Pokémon in a cemetery gets stuck in a tree..…Florida man shoots at players outside his house….players stranded 100ft underground in caves looking for characters..…two men fall off a cliff while playing….mom says teenage daughter was hit by a car while playing..…player crashes into a tree..….new Pok´mon Go Smartphone game leads to real-world injuries.