…..You know…..after all those years…..of watching Godzilla wreak havoc on Japan every Saturday afternoon when I was a kid…..that thought never crossed my mind…..but think about it.….of course they can’t show Godzilla actually has one……because kids watch the show….. BUT…..if he did have one.….do you know how long that sucker would be?…..forget the fire coming out of his mouth…..he could take out five buildings with one swing…..and drown the entire Japanese Army with one piss.
IMAM PROTEST BURQINI BAN BY POSTING AN IMAGE OF NUNS AT THE BEACH IN FULL HABITS…..And after he posted the pic…..his Facebook account was blocked and taken down..…Facebook’s claim is that it was a fake account…..….this Italian Imam said;…. “I just wanted to get people to stop and think. That’s why I posted the photo alone, without a single word. I didn’t want to take sides but to spur a healthy debate”……the photo does make you think about what’s fair and what isn’t…you see 5 or 6 nuns…..playing near the water with smiles on their faces…..looking like Sally Field’s friends from The Flying Nun…..and then you may have the chance to see a Muslim woman dressed in a full burqini…..lying on the beach and taking a nap.….while 4 heavily-armed French policemen standing around her…..now you can go to St. Tropez…..or Cannes..….Nice…..or basically anywhere on the French Riviera…..and act stupid on a Yacht..…and run around or swim damn near butt-naked…..but a fully clothed woman is a threat?…..my dear friend Miah found this…. “Taliban: Sexually abuses, beats and forces women to cover…..France: Sexually abuses, beats and forces women to uncover…..It’s not religion – it’s men!”…..I’m happy to hear that France’s highest administrative court ruled that the existing ban by the town Villeneuve-Loubet…..violated civil liberties.
HOT SAUCE DOES NOT GO ON CHICKEN….It does if I want it to….and who in the hell are you to tell me how to eat my chicken?…..fool you out your damn mind!…..gonna think you can tell a Blackman how to eat his chicken…..”SHUT UP!!”
HIGH SCHOOL TEEN SHOT AFTER POLICE MISTAKE A SAXOPHONE FOR A MACHINE GUN….Saxophone….really?…..now I don’t know if this is true…..because I ran across it while webbing on the net.….and we all know how truthful most of that crap you find is…..anyway,…..if this is true…..then this is what “THEY” say happened…..you need to sit for this one…..seriously……a Gary, Alabama police officer…..who is supposed to be The Grand Dragon of the local chapter of the Klu Klux Klan.….mistook a black teenager’s saxophone..…for a machine gun.….while he walked to his bus stop one morning…..officer Sam Gatling said the teen was holding the sax in a manner that a person would hold an assault rifle……any sax players out there?…..how do you hold your sax when it’s not around your neck?……right!…..anyway,…..and the cop asked him many times to put his sax on the ground…..and he didn’t…..and now he’s in front of the press and dealing with questions saying the incident was fueled by racism……you wanna know what the cop said?…..this cop said; “He should have been dribbling a basketball.”
TRUMP TO AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTERS: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?”…..You mean what do we have to lose by voting for you?……everything we worked hard for!…..you have drawn a racial line in America that will never be erased.….you talk about a new immigration policy…..did you happen to see who was part of the USA Olympic team?…..did you even bother to go to the World Trade Center…..and read the names of the ones who lost their lives when the towers came down?…..it’s not hard to realize who these American citizens were.….Arab…..Asian…..Latinos…..Black Americans……White Americans…..all religions…..all races…..all American.
SOUTH CAROLINA PARENTS WARNED ABOUT A CLOWN TRYING TO LURE CHILDREN INTO THE WOODS…..Man I f….kin‘ hate clowns……really, they scare the shit out of me…..and dolls and puppets…..I remember one time I was staying in a hotel in Switzerland…..and in the hallway…..they had these huge clowns sitting in chairs…..right outside your door…..I never left my room……anyway,…..those of you who live in S.C…..the residents of Fleetwood Manor Apartments…..in Greenwood County….said they received a letter warning them about this clown…..it seems like none of the parents have seen him..…or it…..but at least 30 kids have seen him…..clowns have been popping up all over the place recently…..including Europe…..so parents.….watch your kids…..I hope this isn’t a Stephen King novel come true.