…..Man, if she didn’t show up in one day.….I’m gone…..but he met Zhang on a social network……and  they hit it off..…so he decided to travel 4,500 miles to meet her…..and when he arrived at the airport she was nowhere to be seen.….even though he told her he was coming..…and sent her a photo…..so he decided to wait…..after 10 days of waiting..…Peter Cirk was exhausted to the point where he was hospitalized.….they hooked him up to IV’s.….put him in a wheelchair and rolled him out…..Chinese reporters tracked Zhang down and asked her what was up..…she thought he was kidding about coming and decided to go to another city and get some plastic surgery work …..you should see the picture of this dude when they were wheeling him out…..he was done!

MODERN-DAY CAVEMAN HAS BEEN LIVING IN A MOUNTAIN CAVE FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS…..And I don’t blame the man……think about it.….what has happened over the past 40 years?…..Pedro Luca..…a 79-year-old man from Argentina has been in living in a cave for the past 4 decades…..he said he always wanted to live isolated in the middle of nature.….even as a young boy…..he shares his cave with 11 chickens and 2 goats….goats?…..hummm…..anyway,…..the first thing he does when he wakes up…..is light a fire.….eat a healthy organic meal and walks three-hours to San Pedro de Colalao.….where he is welcomed with open arms…..after he picks up his pension check ($100)..…he buys his supplies for himself and the animals.….chills with the locals…..hunts…..and heads back to his cave…..and he’s not the only one who lives in a cave…..Daniel Suelo lives in one in the Utah desert…..Du Meiying..…a Chinese woman has been living in one for two years..…and 30 million Chinese live in cave homes known as “yaodong.”

BEER MILE RACE PROVE RUNNING AND BEER GO WELL TOGETHER…..Leave it to the Canadians to come up with this one…..it started as a Frat tradition in 1990.….when a group of Canadians thought it would be fun to race each other while chugging beer…..the Beer Mile Race is now a major sporting event with around 100,000 official entries….brand name sponsorship…..and extensive media coverage..…in 2015 the first Beer Mile World Classic was held in San Francisco where all the world record holders from America and Canada met for a showdown..….this year the event was held in London..…the rules are simple…..runners have to consume four beers before each of the four 400-meter laps..…bottled or cans…..no less than 355ml and at least 5% alcohol by volume….and it must be a hard beer brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored hops…you must chug the beers within a “transition zone”……a 10 meter zone before start/finish line…..and are advised to tip the bottle/can over their heads to confirm it’s empty…..I wanna see a race between the Germans and the British.….and just in case you’re a beer lover and looking for a job…..The Smithsonian is hiring a beer historian at an annual salary of $64,000 a year.

MAN INVEST $3 MILLION LOTTERY WINNINGS INTO ILLEGAL CRYSTAL METH BUSINESS….And yes folks it didn’t end well for him.….because he was busted by the cops…..and now faces life in prison…..I hope he has some money left over to hire a good lawyer.

TEXAS ALLOWS GUNS IN COLLEGE CLASSROOMS UNDER NEW LAW….Man teachers better be real careful…..if one of them fails the wrong student…..?…..so I’m going to assume that the sniper..…25-year-old former Marine Charles Whitman……who shot more than 40 people and  killed 16 people on the University of Texas campus in 1966 doesn’t mean anything to the lawmakers…..many are saying guns do not belong in classrooms because they feel it could happen again.

RUSSIAN MAN ALMOST BLINDS HIMSELF FOR FEAR OF CYBER-SURVEILLANCE…..Either it’s waaaay too much vodka…..major paranoia…..or he’s two cans short of a six-pack…..anyway,…..Alem Kulakhmedov…..from Perm, Russia….started experiencing eye pains, stomach sickness and extreme tiredness…..so he went to see a doctor and he couldn’t find a thing wrong with him.….so he was cool…..didn’t think about it anymore…..until his problems started getting worse…..he began losing consciousness for more than a day at a time.….and when he woke up..…he would find multiple scars on his body that looked like healing cuts…..and his girlfriend knew details about his life that he didn’t remember sharing with her.….soon he was convinced she and others had implanted surveillance cameras and microchips in his body to spy on him….so he changed his phone, bought scrambling devices..…but nothing worked..….he was even convinced cameras were implanted in his eyes.….so he filmed himself removing the layer of tissue covering his cornea..…with razor blades…..he even cut open his fingertips in search of microchips……I don’t know about you but dude sounds like a major nut job.

EXTREME MARATHON RUNNER ADOPTS STRAY DOG THAT RAN WITH HIM THROUGH GOBI DESERT…..Awwww…..and they named her…..Gobi…..Dion Leonard signed up to run the Gobi Desert Extreme Marathon.….and found a little friend…..Gobi ran along side of him for 125 kilometers of the 250 kilometers race…..Gobi was just hanging around the runner’s camp..…and on the first day of the race…..she decided to run with them.….on the second day…..18 month old Gobi decided to run along with Dion and the two became inseparable..…Dion said..…she came into the camp, followed him straight into his tent and laid down next to him.….and that’s when the bond between them developed…..over the space of a week Gobi ran four of the six stages of the marathon..…Dion said she would run 20 to 30 meters ahead of him so that he would have to catch up..…sometimes he had to carry her in his arms across rivers which were too wide for her to cross…..even if it meant losing precious seconds that could cost him the race.….he didn’t care……he just had to take her with him….no one knew where Gobi came from because the nearest village was three to five miles away.….the dog became more famous that anyone in the race…..and became the race mascot…..but Gobi wasn’t allowed to run the fourth and fifth stages of the race across the Black Gobi Desert because temperatures reached 52 degrees Celsius…..so she had to ride in a support car..…but got to run alongside her new friend through the final stage..…and was with him when he crossed the finish line…..second out of 101 runners.….then Dion was sadden by the news when he found out he couldn’t take Gobi back to Scotland..…and adopting her turned out to be a long and expensive process..…but he wasn’t going to give up..…so he went home and set up a crowdfunding page called..… “Bring Gobi Home”…..his goal was to raise 5,000 Pounds for medical care, transport and quarantine.….within 24 hours….300 backers donated 8,000 Pounds…..Gobi will have to be taken from Urumqi…..where she is being taken care of..…to Beijing…..where she will be quarantined for several months before she’s allowed to travel….once in the United Kingdom….she will be quarantined again for medical checks.….before meeting her new family…..the entire process will take at least six months…..but Dion doesn’t care..…he only wants to be reunited with his loyal friend.

WATCH A SCUBA DIVER SWIM THROUGH A SWARM OF TINY RED CRABS………………………NAH!

THIS UNIVERSITY INSTALLED A PIZZA ATM…..Great idea when you’re cramming for finals and you get the munchies….Xavier University installed a pizza ATM in one of its residence halls…..and it’s open 24/7…..you walk up to the machine and select the pizza you want…pepperoni, cheese and veggie…..the machine takes the pizza from a refrigerated compartment and lifts it into a convection oven..…three minutes later when it’s done..…the machine drops it into a box that is delivered through a slot…..and there you go…a medium size pizza cost around nine bucks…..and when the machine is running out of pies…..employees are notified through their phones and refill the machine as soon as it’s empty.