A FLORIDA TEACHER SENT THIS TO THE FAMILIES OF THE STUDENTS IN HERS/HIS CLASS…..
Dear Florida Parent/caretaker:
The Florida House of Representatives has recently ruled that……“classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation…..or gender identity may not occur…..in kindergarten through grade 3……or in a manner that is not age appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students”…..to be in accordance with this policy…..I will no longer be referring to your children with gendered pronouns……all students will be referred to as….. “They” or “Them”…..I will no longer use a gendered title such as…. “Mr.” or “Mrs.”…..or make any references to my husband/wife in the classroom…..from now on…..I will be using the non-gendered title…… “Mx”……furthermore, I will be removing all books or instruction which refer to a person being a….. “Mother”….. “Father”….. “Husband”…..or “Wife”……as these are gender identities that also may allude to sexual orientation……needless to say, all book which refer to a character as….. “He”…..or “She” will also be removed from the classroom…..if you have any concerns about this policy…..please feel free to contact your local congressperson……Thank you….Mx. XXXX
RUSSIA IMPOSES VISA RESTRICTIONS ON CITIZENS OF “UNFRIENDLY COUNTRIES”….Well, I guess that nails everyone…..on the planet…..NEXT!
ROMAN ABRAMOVICH’S $600 MILLION YACHT IS ON THE RUN AGAIN….He was asked to depart…..immediately from a Turkish port….and now he’s heading full speed…..to international waters to save it from the EU authorities……because they want it…..yes, I’ll admit Roman…..that’s a great idea…..no one can touch you while you bob in a void…..but I’m not sure you really thought it out……now, unless you stocked the hell out of that $600 mil tugboat…..with everything you need…..sooner or later…..you’re going to get hungry…..and run out of toilet paper…..and pleading with your rich friends…..for a million dollar loan….and more to pay your staff that keeps your boat afloat…..seems like you have problems already……so, good luck with that idea…..too bad the Russian’s who owned the 14 yachts the Dutch just took over.….wished they had thought of your stupid idea.
THE TRAGIC HISTORY OF THE BROWN PAPER BAG TEST….In 20th-century America…..the brown paper bag test was used to deny some Black people……access to positions of privilege if their skin tone was darker than the paper bag……and this bag was used as a form of discrimination.….those who were lighter than the bag……were allowed into the clubs…..those who skin failed the test…..were rejected…..Black fraternities and sororities, professional organizations and even churches…..used this test to determine membership…..the gangster owner of Harlem’s Cotton Club……which catered to white audiences was said to use the test to restrict who could join his dance troupe…..sometimes known as…..the Copper Colored Girls…..In New Orleans…..where generations of racial mixing between white Europeans, enslaved Black people and Indigenous Americans…..has created a unique caste structure based on skin tone……and while the ideas behind the brown paper bag test originated in the earliest days of slavery……it led to a long discriminatory tradition of colorism…..that explicitly privileged light skin over dark…..well into the 20th century.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A Southwest Airline passenger faces federal charges for masturbating four time during a flight and he is banned for life.
A family hires a Nanny full-time and explains to her that she cannot eat anything from their home
A German man was shocked to discover his dog got a speeding ticket
A Tennessee bill that bans gay marriages but will allow child marriages could be voted on soon
A woman ended up in the hospital after holding in her farts around her boyfriend for two years
D.C. club apologizes after the body of a dead rapper was seemed to be propped up onstage
A home invasion suspect was busted after leaving his school assignment in the getaway car