…..Rules For Dating My Daughter…..1..Get a job….2…Understand I don’t like you…3…I’m everywhere….4…You hurt her-I hurt you….5…Be home 30 minutes early…6…Get a lawyer….7…If you lie to me I will find out…8…She’s my princess. Not your conquest….9…I don’t mind going back to jail…10….Whatever you do to her I will do to you.
WHY IS THE PLANET BEING STRUCK BY SO MANY EARTHQUAKES?….Look,…if you haven’t experienced an earthquake….you are really lucky….I’ve been through three….and I don’t want to make it to four.….the Ring of Fire is waking up…..that’s where 90% of the world’s earthquakes occur..…and more than 81% of the largest magnitude earthquakes occur.….on the average…..only fifteen 7+ quakes strike each year…..two have hit this past week….and geologist say we live on a planet which more resembles a cracked egg…..due to the intense heat rumbling within its interior…..which averages between 6,000C/10,800F…..here’s a list of recent earthquakes…..Fiji, Tonga, Japan, Ecuador, Guatemala, El Salvador, Chile, Alaska, California, Indonesia, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, the Adriatic Sea, the Strait of Gibraltar, Hawaii, Greece, Indonesia….7.8…5.0…4.8…4.2…..and they are coming daily…..sad to say,….there really isn’t a way you can prepare yourself for one…..and that stand under the doorway frame because that’s a strong point crap…..bullshit…..if that house is coming down…..that door is going with it!
TEXAS REPUBLICANS JUST VOTED TO CONSIDER SECEDING FROM THE UNION….Now I don’t know if this is true……because y’all know some of the crap that winds up on the net…..but if it is….. “GIT!”..….just so you can understand how stupid this idea is..…I’m going to quote from an article David Gerrold wrote…..now…..if they would leave The Union…..no Republican could ever get into the White House again…..they would have to negotiate tariffs, free trade, import/export licenses…Social Security, Medicare, Obamacare, Disability, Veterans benefits, food stamps or any form of welfare.….gone!……construction and maintenance of the interstate system..…gone!…..Houston Space Center, Army, Navy and Air Force installations…..gone!…..federal contracts with every company located in Texas would be subject to the rules and regulations of international trade……they would have to negotiate new treaties on water usage.….the US would no longer be required to defend the border against drug smugglers, undocumented immigrants or even the Mexican Army….so if Texans are willing to become a puppet state of the US…or a third-world country.…..go for it….. “GIT!”
A NORWAY COURT RULED THAT THE HUMAN RIGHTS OF RACIST MASS KILLER ANDERS BREIVIK WERE VIOLATED IN PRISON….Really?…and do you think the families of the 77 people he murdered give a rats ass?….what he did is considered a hate crime….so screw him.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….
Florida man sexually assaults a stop sign outside the home of his ex girlfriend
Man sprays too much roach spray and blows up his apartment in New Jersey
Women leave infant in a car while they audition for a strip club in Tennessee
Florida First Lady reads a story about prostitutes and dead people to 10 year old school kids
A man named Thomas Weed is arrested at the Courthouse in Grass Valley, California with a car full of marijuana packaged for sale in his car
Florida man breaks into a home and is identified by the state of Florida tattoo on his face
Man steals iphone from a 13 year old and is hit by a subway train as he runs away
LONDON FIRST CLOTHING-OPTIONAL RESTURANT HAS A WAITING LIST OF OVER 15,000.….And it’ll open two months from now…..the place is called The Bunyadi….and it will have two separate sections for the patrons….. “Clothed and Unclothed”…Seb Lyall…who is the founder of this idea says…the idea is to experience true liberation…and the staff will also be nude……with certain parts covered-up….the restaurants idea is to embrace all things natural.…natural home-grown ingredients, cooking methods, edible cutlery.….earthly wooden furniture and natural lighting and candlelight…..the entry tickets cost between 55 and 65 pounds.….including food and drinks from a tasting menu…..and no cameras are allowed inside the place…..it opens in June and will only be open for three months.
HERE’S A FEW HEADLINES YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING….
Smoking Scorpions in South Asia – a dangerous addiction
Man has been eating sausages and potato chips every day for the last 22 years
Germans are combining yoga and beer to spice up their exercising routine
World’s smallest mobile phone proves to be a big hit with prison inmates
Dutch designers create anti-surveillance clothing
The washing machine collectors club – a community of men who love doing laundry
French baker sells his home to a homeless person for just 1Euro
Identical twin brothers who married identical twin sisters to get plastic surgery so they can tell each other apart
Free robot lawyer created by a 19-year-old programmer is saving people a lot of money in legal fees