….run away….and watch the stars
BACK IN THE DAY…..the only time we started panic buying….was when the bartender yelled…. “Last Call!”
WHEN THE PENALTY FOR ABORTING AFTER RAPE…..is more severe than the penalty for rape….that’s when you know it’s a war on women
SHE LOOKED AT HER LIFE….one more time…..took a deep breath and whispered…. “I will never see you again”
THE BLACK HOLOCAUST:…..From 1619 to 1865…more than 15 million Africans were sold into slavery….and over 35 million were killed by slave traders….making it the greatest holocaust the world has ever known
NEVER LET THE THINGS YOU WANT….make you forget the things you have
WHAT I SEE IN YOUR EYES….I feel in my heart
IF YOU WANT TO FLY….give up everything that weighs you down
LAUGHING AT YOUR MISTAKES….can lengthen your life….laughing at your wife’s can shorten it
BE PEACEFUL…..be courteous….obey the law….but if someone puts his hand on you….send him to the cemetery
I’M NOT MUCH ON SEIZING THE DAY….I just kinda poke it with a stick
ONE DAY….I caught myself smiling without no reason….then I realized I was thinking of you
NOT FEELING VERY BRIGHT TODAY?…..smile and remember….there are grown adults who actually believe that two penguins walked all the way from Antarctica….to the Middle East to get aboard an ark built by a 500 year-old man
THE WAR ON DRUGS….brought in more drugs…..the war on terrorists created more terrorists….maybe next year we can have a war on farmer markets
THE BLACK AGENDA…..Asian people didn’t have to march, protest, pray or beg….to get a bill passed on hate crimes against them….let that sink in
I LOVE HUGS….the really long hugs….the ones where you just don’t want to let go
IF SLAVERY STARTED IN 1619……and America “received” its independence in 1776….and the last slaves weren’t freed until December 6th 1865….why do we celebrate independence day so hard….when we weren’t independent?
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS….a wife asked her husband to describe her….he looked at her for a while and said;…. “You’re an alphabet wife….A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K”…..she asked,…. “What the hell does that mean?”….he said,….Adorable….Beautiful….Cute….Delightful….Elegant….Fabulous….Gorgeous and Hot”….She smiled happily and said,…. “Oh, that’s lovely but what about I, J, and K?”….he said,…. “I’m Just Kidding”….memorial service will be held Tuesday afternoon
STOP ASKING….why I’m crazy….I don’t ask why you’re so stupid
QUESTION:….If someone from the 1950’s suddenly appeared today…what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
ANSWER:…..I possess a device in my pocket….that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man…I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers
THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM….had us knowing the names of three boats Columbus came on….better than the tribes whose land we live on…..moving on…..
AND THAT’S A WRAP….on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing
DON’T EVER PUT ME IN A POSITION…where I have to show you how heartless I really can be
IF YOUR GIRL CAN CHANGE A TIRE…..and you can’t….it’s your job to scream during sex
WHEN IN DOUBT….turn the music up!
IF YOU’RE A VET….and you attempted to overthrow democracy…..your penalties should be automatically tripled….your discharge should be change to…. “Dishonorable”….and you should be stripped of all benefits….no exceptions….because you fucking know better….YOU….KNOW….BETTER!
SOMEONE SAID TO ME EARLIER….. “Your face looks familiar”….I said, “I know, I’ve had it for a long time.”
BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING ON MY PAGE….ask yourself….did I ask you to follow me?
A MONTH FROM NOW….you can either have a month of progress….or….a month of excuses why you didn’t
MY GRANDPA….didn’t survive Auschwitz….to bomb Gaza
I MAKE WINE DISAPPEAR…..what’s your superpower?
I JUST WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT…..to all the KKK members with mixed grandkids
IF THEY LYING ABOUT….little shit….they lying about plenty of shit
BIGGEST LESSON IN LIFE….don’t ever think it can’t happen to you
I NEED A LEAF BLOWER…..but for people
WHY IS “THE CHOSEN ONE”….always a teenager?….We’re really gonna put the fate of the universe on someone with an undeveloped prefrontal cortex?….give me a story about a chosen one….who is a 42-year-old mom….that has already seen some shit and is totally out of fucks to give
HAVING KIDS….makes you realize how dumb your lies used to sound to your parents
BEHIND YOU….all your memories….before you….all your dreams…..around you….all who love you….within you….all you need
OBVIOUS RACISM:…..Lynching – Hate Crimes – Blackface – The N-Word….Swastikas – Neo-Nazis – Burning Crosses – Police Brutality – Racist Jokes – Racial Slurs – KKK – Slavery
SUBTLE RACISM:…..Calling Police on People of Color – White Silence – Eurocentric Curriculum – Discriminatory Lending – Mass Incarceration – Racist Mascots – Disbelieving & Ignoring People of Color – Experiences – Anti-Affirmative Action – Hiring & Housing Discrimination – Limited Access to Health Care – Racial Profiling – Denial of White Privilege – Prioritizing White Voices as Experts – Treating Children of Color as Adults – Cultural Appropriation – Eurocentric Beauty Standards – Anti-Immigration Policies – Denial of Racism – Tokenism – English-Only Initiatives – Mass Poverty – Columbus Day – Gentrification – Expecting People of Color to teach Whites – Whites – Believing we’re “Post-Racial” – Pay Inequality
WHEN PEOPLE SAY:…..I don’t see color – Make America Great Again – You Don’t Sound Black – All Live Matter – I Can’t be a Racist, My Friend Is Black – You’re So Articulate.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF AMERICA:…..White Puritanical nut jobs kicked out of Europe….came to America and instantly started committing widespread genocide on the Native-American population….enslaved blacks and other minorities…..so that they could build a civilization that’s now….destroyed over half the planet’s ecosystem…..and instituted levels of inequality…..rivaling the Feudalism of Medieval Europe.