….And like the article said….it might be time for new rules….is it me..…or does it seem like the Olympics are out to get.….African-American athletes.….they have a problem with the swimming caps they wear…..smoking a joint.….is way different than what Ben Johnson used in South Korea…..many athletes say the same thing.….THC does not up your game…..and every weed smoker knows that decision is bullshit..…Brianna McNeal took gold in the Olympic 100-meter hurdles…..after missing a drug test before the Olympics…..finally, she told them.….she had an abortion two days earlier…..and she was suspended for five years…..for “tampering within the results management process”…..she says she mistakenly changed the date on the procedure…..and for the 2021 Olympics…..the committee is upholding her ban…..two 18-year-old Namibian Olympic hopefuls.….Christine Mboma and Beatrice Masilingi…..were barred from the 400-meter dash…..because their natural testosterone levels were deemed too high…..American record-holder Shelby Houlihan was banned after testing positive for the antibiotic steroid…….nandrolone….she claims she got it after eating a pork burrito…..and to close with one more point…..pointed out in the article….. “If this new wave of disqualifications tells us anything….it’s that some of the current guidelines acutely and unfairly impact women….specifically women of color…..and athletes who may not fit into the World Athletics…..arbitrary definition of gender.….it’s time to re-evaluate what drugs really and scientifically belong on a banned substance list”…..and God forbid…..if you are Simone Biles…..“The Greatest” gymnast in the world…..and you come up with a routine…..no one else in the world can do…..yep,…..they’re gonna tell you.…. “Nope.….no can do!”…..Huffpost seemed to nail it….. “The Olympics don’t want black women to win”…..UPDATE:….the Olympic committee is thinking about getting rid of the ban on…..the “Afro” swimming caps.….I wonder if they thought about banning…..Ian Thorpe…..because he used one…..for “white hair?”
SHA´CARRI RICHARDSON SUSPENDED AFTER FAILED DRUG TEST…..The girl smoked a joint…..and now she’s suspended from the Olympic team…..really folks…..a joint?
JOEY CHESTNUT WINS 14th HOT DOG EATING CONTEST WITH RECORD 76 FRANKS…..Yep,…..that’s about a weeks’ worth of sitting on the shitter ….anyway,…..
ENTIRE FRENCH POPULATION CONTAMINATED WITH HEAVY METALS.….I really find this hard to believe…..I’m going to ask Eric and Michele if this is true…..anyway,…..a study found out that nearly all French people are contaminated with heavy metals such as.….arsenic and mercury…..exposure levels that are higher than in other European nations…..smoking and the consumption of fish and seafood products had contributed to the findings…..27 potentially harmful metals were measured in the bodies of children and adults.….and crossed checked with data from a decade ago…..blood, urine and hair samples were taken from a representative sample…..of 3,600 people between the ages of…..6 and 74 years…..between 97 and 100 percent of the participants were found to be exposed to heavy metals…..these findings indicated that the entire French population was affected.
THE U.S. MILITARY IS TESTING A PILL THAT COULD DELAY AGING…..Trust me…..there isn’t a pill that will delay…..the inevitable.
LIBRARIAN WHO CUT 7-YEAR-OLD BIRACIAL GIRL’S HAIR WITHOUT THE PARENT’S APPROVAL WILL NOT BE FIRED…..They wouldn’t have to worry about her showing up for work the next day.….because she won’t…..just like I won’t be showing up for work the next day.
THE MOST SATISFYING ADULT SENTENCE:.…. “Yeah, I’m not going to do that.”
HISTORY IS NOT THERE…..for you to like or dislike….it is there for you to learn from it.….and if it offends you, even better…..because then you are less likely to repeat it…..it’s not yours to erase…..or destroy
LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION…..Oh who am I kidding!…..I know a shortcut
I DON’T WANNA HEAR….about “lazy immigrants”….from a race of people who enslaved.….a whole other race of people…..to do all the work they didn’t want to do
MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE BIBLE…..are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself)…..and someone who wasn’t there is writing about it…..and….
I THINK…..therefore I need no religion
WHY YES.….I do smile when karma pays a visit…..to someone who so desperately deserves it
A TAXI IN ENGLAND:
PASSENGER:….Waterloo please
TAXI DRIVER:….The station?
PASSENGER:….Well, I’m a bit fucking late for the battle wouldn’t you think?
THE EXISTENCE OF A SPACE RACE.….between billionaires…..is a clear sign these people…..aren’t being taxed nearly enough
I DON’T KNOW WHY…..people hate lazy people.….I mean, they didn’t do anything
DO NOT BE FOOLED.….with 5,000 friends on Facebook…..Jesus only had 12…..and was still betrayed
HE DIDN’T WASTE HIS TIME…..he got to know you first…..and didn’t like you
I DON’T HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS…..I’m coughing because I just smoked weed
CLOSE SOME DOORS…..not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance…..but simply because they no longer lead somewhere
I THINK I WAS BORN IRRITATED…..ain’t no way people get on my nerves this much
DANG.….the Olympic Committee is doing more to protect their athletes from weed…..than they did to protect their gymnasts from a pedophile doctor…..crazy how that works.….and..…
HOW IS SKATEBOARDING.….going to be in the Olympics.….if you can’t smoke weed?
THE GEORGIA LAW…..is not in response to voter fraud…..it is in response to voter turnout
WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S OVER THE RAINBOW?…..the same bullshit…..just in color
FEELING LIKE A BAD PARENT?…..the Quokkas toss their babies at predators…..so they can escape
I GOTTA GET MY LIFE TOGETHER…..this damn heat made me realize…..I can’t go to hell
IF YOU’RE A WHITE PERSON…..who thinks all this racism talk is getting out of hand.….and you’re quick to post a video of a famous black person agreeing with you…..but won’t read a book from a black person with a PhD in their field disagreeing with you.….then you aren’t trying to learn…..you’re just weaponizing black voices to confirm your own bias
THE LONGEST DRUM SOLO EVER…..was 10 hours and 26 minutes…..and was performed by the child sitting behind me…..on Delta flight 963…..from LA to Tokyo
I HAVE THREE MOODS:…. 1)…..a glass of wine….. 2)….a bottle of wine….. 3).….the whole damn winery
MAN FACES 1st SENTENCING FOR FELONY IN RIOT AT THE U.S. CAPITOL…..Yep, and Paul Hodgkins was from Florida….the state the has 20% of the new COVID cases right now….he went up in the U.S. chambers….carrying a “STUPID” flag….eye goggles around his neck….a rope and latex gloves were found in his backpack….this stuff was packed before he boarded a bus in Florida….to ride to D.C…. and his lawyer….is asking not to impose a prison sentence….saying the shame that will attach to Paulie for the rest of his life….should be factored in as punishment…. “Whatever punishment this court my provide will pale in comparison to the scarlet letter Mr. Hodgkins will wear for the rest of his life”….WHAT!…..anyway,….the prosecutors want his ass to serve 18 months behind bars…..but, even though Paulie wasn’t accused of actually assaulting anyone or damaging property….and he did plead guilty to the obstruction charge….his butt still shouldn’t have been there…..and if he wanted to…he could’ve turn around and left the capitol…. “because like each rioter he contributed to the collective threat to democracy”.…they said that, not me….Paulie even took a selfie with that Shaman….you know, the one who was late for the Viking film auditions…..anyway,…..his lawyer is a hoot….he told the court…. My client is an otherwise law-abiding American….he’s talking about a law-abiding American….who broke the law….anyway,….and….despite living in a poorer part of Tampa…..he regularly volunteered at the food bank….and was an Eagle Scout…his actions on January 6th….is the story of a man who just for one hour on one day lost his bearings…..who made a decision to follow the crowd….Eagle Scout huh?…..rope, latex gloves….ok!….so, we’re supposed to believe your guy….was a good law-abiding American guy?……guess what?….I’m sure Jeffery Dahmer’s lawyer was pushing the point that he was a law-abiding American….and a great chef by the way….just ask the 17 people he killed….how well they tasted….and Ted Bundy….a really good-looking man….and I’m sure….also a law-abiding citizen….one a woman might….his lawyer might’ve added….would want to pick up in a bar and possibly have an interesting one night stand…a great guy….who killed 30 people…..face it…he broke the law….he should go to jail….Eagle Scout my ass….UPDATE:….he only received 8 months in the joint…wow….kill a police dog….45-years….get busted selling weed….life!….part of an insurrection to overturn a democratic society…..8 months in the joint…..and 24 months’ probation…..lucky him….the normal sentence was….20 years…..all those people who bum-rushed the capitol….just imagine if people who lived….on the “other” side of the tracks did that…..there would be dead bodies everywhere…and most of the 500 people arrested already….will probably receive….probation or a lighter sentence….sad….but this type of sentencing…..isn’t new.