…..Is not a choice…but being a misogynist is a choice
BEING BLACK…..Is not a choice….but being a racist is a choice
BEING HOMOSEXUAL….Is not a choice….but being homophobic is a choice
BEING PRIVILEGED…..Is not a choice….but how you use your privilege is always a choice.
RAIN FALLS….because the clouds can no longer handle the weight….tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.
THE ONLY REASON….we repeat patterns is because we repeat choices.
SON:….Dad doesn’t know the difference between BFF, BAE and BF4L
DAD:….My son doesn’t know the difference between there, their and they’re.
SOMETIMES…..memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks
FARTS….are just the ghost of things we eat
IF WE ARE EVER GETTING CHASED…..and you start to run past me….just so you know….I’m gonna pull on your shirt
NO…..doesn’t mean “convince me”
I HAVE NEVER SEEN….an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising….are they ashamed of their customers?
KEEP THE IMMIGRANTS….deport the racists
KNEW BETTER?…..beyond a shadow of a doubt…..DID IT ANYWAY?….you betcha!
I’M SO LUCKY….people can’t hear what I’m thinking
24FITNESS….. “Tired of being fat and ugly?…..just be ugly!
BOB MARLEY:…. “If traveling was for free….you would never see me again
DEAR LORD….I know you put ignorant, annoying people in my life for a reason….but did you have to put so many?…..just asking!
DON’T BELIEVE….what you see in cartoons….no matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger….it won’t actually stick to someone’s face….don’t ask me how I know this.
I KNOW….all my post aren’t funny….but guess what?…all your selfies ain’t cute.
DON’T JUDGE ME….for my choices when you don’t understand my reasons.
DK METCALF FINISHES LAST IN HIS 100-METER HEAT……My man trying out for the Olympic team….and didn’t make it…..so what?…..let me just say this…..if I was in “da Club”….talking shit to him…..and in my drunken state…..I thought it was a grand idea and let him know….. “I ain’t scared of you MF”….bitch-slapped him and run out the door…..I would not want this man on my ass….I think it was the NFL Seattle/Cardinal game…..Pete the Seattle coach called once again….a stupid ass play…..and the Cards recovered the ball….and a defense back took off down the field toward his end zone like he stole something …..now DK was on the other side of the field….like around the 5-yardline….turned around…saw what happened and said,…. “Oh hell no!….now dude had “AT LEAST” a thirty-yard head start…..on everybody…..DK took off….ran down the field….and stopped him on the 10-yard line….blew pass everybody….ran after him like he would run after me….when I bitched-slapped him in my drunken state….after the play was over, the Cardinal defense back said on a hot-mic…. “How in the hell did he catch me?”…..DK’s been in the league since 2019…..that’s a few seasons of getting banged-up…..and for him to not “REALLY” be in tip-top shape…..and running a 10.36 (7) at the trials…..shit!…..he ran that guy down for a tackle….wearing football equipment…..what would’ve happened if he had time to concentrate on training?…..10.37…..nah….definitely in the 9’s….he would’ve made the Olympic team.
TINY LEONARDO da VINCI BEAR SKETCH COULD FETCH $16 MILLION…..I’m sure Leo would be happy with that sale…..if he weren’t dead…..I’ll say it again….buy art from living artist…..the dead don’t need the money!
A NATIONWIDE DENTAL GROUP….Fired an employee for hiring too many African-American and Latino staff members…..and not enough “white and yellow” workers….this shit is really getting out of hand….maybe it never occurred to them that…..he might’ve hired people he felt were qualified…..and not because of their race?…….that’s like saying…..Michael McDonald can’t sing anymore Marvin Gaye songs…..because he’s white…..anyway,…..
CHINA MARS ROVER TO LAND BETWEEN SATURDAY AND WEDNESDAY…. Alright!!…..robot wars in space….Zhurong vs Perseverance….now that’s cool….maybe NASA can hook-up a Pay-Per-View….and we can watch them beat the nuts and bolts out of each other…..instead of sending humans up there to die over a baren planet…..we can send Lego Techniques into to the first….or maybe not…..intergalactic space battle…..and spend billions of dollars to lay claim….to the red planet….while adding scrap….to the first intergalactic….junkyard.
MY MORNING COFFEE SONG….While I gaze out of our kitchen window….trying to understand all the madness going on….around this rock….Israel/Gaza….India…..political shit back home….and of course COVID….Jimi Hendrix…..Changes….Live at the Fillmore East….seemed like a good one to jump start my day with,
MICROSOFT BOARD INVESTIGATED BILL GATES OVER AN ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH AN EMPLOYEE…..Just to let the entire world know…. “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”…..NEXT!