…..Now for that one you definitely need ear plugs…..the Tuneless Choir comes from Nottingham.…and they have recruited dozens of people..…who cannot carry a tune in a bucket..…but still enjoy singing…..the group was started by Nadine Cooper..…who always wanted to be part of a musical group…..but can’t sing worth a damn…..when she was a child the music teacher told her she was so bad….she was spoiling it for the other children….and as far as she’s concerned..…no singing is too tone deaf for her new ensemble…..but if you become too talented..…you will be asked to leave the group.
TRUMP DISTRIBUTES NEW BROWN CAMPAIGN SHIRTS WITH T-SHIRT CANNONS AT RALLY….Now I’m not sure if these T-shirts actually exist….because I checked online for his campaign shirts and didn’t see any…but when I tried to go on “shopdonaldtrump”….they wanted a security clearance.….so I don’t know…..and as for the rest of this article…..I hope what they said happened…..didn’t happen…..anyway,..…this is really history repeating itself…..not only is he being supported by many people..…with serious race issues pent up inside them..…and now he’s handing out brown campaign T-shirts?…..which say..… “One People – One Country – One President”…..other T-shirts say..…. “Trump Commands – We Will Follow”…..and… “Screw The Muslims, Mexicans, Gays and Liberals”…..and Trump told the crowd..… “These T-shirts were made in the finest tradition of Chinese slave labor”…..oh, the rally got better……he had a massive bonfire in the middle of the arena and then he said,…. “We’re going to throw the Constitution in this fire and create a new government based on the Trumpstitution..…it’s gonna be so luxurious, gold leaf embossed and it will smell like the finest colognes……also we’re going to be burning any textbooks that don’t properly identify the planet as flat and six thousand years old because education is for libtarded liberals”…..and the crowd roared!……now does “THAT SOUND FAMILIAR??”…….this dude is sick and he’s got to go!… 2BROWN SHIRTS…..REALLY!”…..like I said before…..I don’t know if this is true.
FIREFIGHTERS SUSPENDED AFTER BREAKING POLICY TO SAVE A BABY’S LIFE….This is wrong in so many ways…..isn’t it their job to save lives?…..they made a split second decision to save 18-month old Lena…..she suffered a seizure while her father was running errands..…Captain James Kelly and Sgt. Virgil Bloom attempted to call an ambulance..…the nearest one was 15 minutes away…..without a response and more help was miles away..….and they were closer to the hospital than any responding team…..they decided to take her to the hospital in the fire truck..…and saved her life…..and were suspended for violating a county policy that prohibits firefighters from transporting patients…..after they were suspended..…Fire Chief Christopher Smith said he would’ve made the same decision….Lena’s parents are calling them hero’s…..me too!…..Stafford County, Virginia….you seriously need to re-think that policy.
THIS IS THE WORLD WE’RE LIVING IN SO FAR:
TURKEY….Explosion rips through the capital killing 37…injuring 125…..this is the second one this year….before that…there was one last year in October
IVORY COAST….al-Qaida extremists attacked a popular beach town….killing 16 people….one child was spared because he was praying….the one next to him was shot….because he wasn’t
ISRAEL…Three Palestinian attackers killed after shooting Israelis
GERMANY….Anti-migrant party makes gains in German elections
DONALD TRUMP….Riots and protests have happened in….Chicago….Richmond….Valdosta State University….Manchester, New Hampshire….Louisville…..Orlando/Jupiter/Miami, Florida…Kansas City….Fayetteville/Concord, North Carolina….Iowa…people have been punched, kicked, spat on, dragged to the ground and stomped on….and one guy who sucker-punched a protester said;… “Next time we see him, we might have to kill him”…and Trump said he will pay the legal fees of his supporters….Secret Service are beating up reporters, and blaming all of this on Bernie Sanders….and now he threatens to press charges against protesters who keep interrupting him…..and there goes Freedom of Speech people!
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY…..Are blaming President Obama for everything that has gone wrong in the world during his 8-years in office….which I think is funny…since he cleaned up the last Republican’s mess….and you have to give Prez. much respect….because he’s taken the disrespect, the hatred and all the lies about him in stride….and I’m assuming since his days are numbered…he has a “Kiss My Ass-What Are You Going To Do? Fire Me?” attitude…because now he’s dissing all the haters…and when he does it…it’s like watching a stand-up comedian.
KENTUCKY….Republicans are trying to turn back the clock on interracial marriage by allowing discrimination against interracial couples….the new bill would allow private businesses and public institutions the right to discriminate against basically anyone they want to….interracial couples, Muslims, atheists and gay couples can be denied services by businesses and the government for religious reasons….even though federal law explicitly forbids discrimination….the bill does not expressly mentions these groups….but it’s so broad it might as well….and the bill denies those who are discriminated against the ability to sue in court…..it hasn’t passed yet….but they’re thinking about it.
S.W.A.G…..Yeah you wanna get your “SWAG“ on…you getting ready to go to da CLUB…and get your… “SWAG” on…you make sure when you walk out the door…you have your ….SWAG on….do you have any idea what….. “SWAG” means?…..it means… “Secretly We Are Gay!”….well,….that’s what “I HEARD!”
WOMAN SUES AFTER TOILET EXPLODED WHILE SHE WAS SITTING ON IT…..Man,…I don’t even want to know what she had for dinner!