….Someone told me his character wasn’t included in the follow-up books…..but what the producers don’t know..…or probably do know…..and to quote my sister Michelle….. “The reason we watched the show was because of that fine ass MF!”..…Regé says he was never supposed to return for season 2.….it’s just how the books that the series is based upon are set up…..well thanks Regé..…at least you could’ve given us the heads up.
GODZILLA VS KING KONG…..I probably watched every one of them….and this one was….too human feeling for me…..Kong wakes ups….growls…farts….and takes a shower?….and then they bond together to fight the other monster…..and Godzilla gives Kong a…..we good bro look….before he dives back into the water….and disappears?…..nah, man….the fighting was good…..they destroyed stuff….Kong got his ass whooped…..but….it was too humanly emotional for me….and if they want to waste money making another one…..I’ll watch it……anyway,…..one more thing….have you ever noticed….when we watch these monsters, robots….Transformers…..wipe out a city…..not many of us think about the woman who arrived early to work…..only to not realize….Godzilla just stomped the shit out of her life and everyone else…..within a five block radius?……anyway…..
AMERICA NEVER WANTED THE TIRED, THE POOR, THE HUDDLED MASSES….Yearning to breathe free…..yeah I got that….but see, here’s where you’re wrong….it’s not America who never wanted them…..whatever America was called….before someone came up with the name….the people who were around then…..and before…..are the ones who never wanted the tired….the poor….the huddles….you get my drift?…..and when it comes to African-Americans…..we sure as hell didn’t want to come to America….we were used to the…. “African!”
MANY PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ATTENDED EASTER CHURCH SERVICES…..Look, I have no problem with someone believing what they want to….but I have a question for ya….if you attended Easter services…..and somehow caught the COVID-19 virus…..and died….and then, just maybe..…you’re allowed entrance past heaven’s gate….due to the stupidity clause in the heaven contract….and you have a personal meeting with God….and God looks you in the eyes and says;…. “WTF were you thinking?….it’s called a pandemic for a reason”…..what will your answer be?….I remember sitting on the subway…..and listened to a guy complain about wearing a mask…. “I hate these things, it’s hard to breathe through them”…..and I remembered saying to myself…. “Try breathing through them when your dead.”
MARGARET CHO IS AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE….. “I’M A PRIME TARGET FOR ASIAN HATE”…..And when I got outside…..I’m a prime target for a misunderstanding….by a police officer…..and racist hatred.
IMAGINE HOW MUCH SOUND….a centipede would make…if it wore flip flops
MY WIFE….has been missing for a week now….the police said to prepare for the worst….so I had to go down to Goodwill to get all her clothes back
I NEED A NEW FRIEND…..the other one escaped
HER: I love you so much
HIM: I love you more
HER: Stop lying
HIM: well, you started it
IF SOMEONE ASKS…. “Are you crazy?”….simply reply…. “Yes!”….and just like that…end of discussion
I NEED….one of those long hugs that makes you forget everything that’s happened around you for a minute
I AM OFFICIALLY….. “They don’t make music like this no more” years old
RUNNING THROUGH SPRINKLERS….chasing down ice crème trucks….riding bikes with friends around the neighborhood…..swinging so high that the poles lifted out of the ground….catching fireflies…..no internet….no social media….no cell phones….we headed home when the street lights came on….those were the summers of my childhood…..how lucky I was to grow up before technology took over the world
IT’S NOT THE STAB IN THE BACK…..that kills you….it’s when you turn around and see who is holding the knife
IN THE END…..nature will win
MY PARENTS RAISED ME RIGHT…..I did wrong on my own
IF DEREK CHAUVIN WANTS TO PROVE HIS CASE…..he should let someone sit on his neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds….if he’s still alive…..case closed…..and…..
IF GEORGE FLOYD…..was resisting…..Chauvin’s hand would not have been in his pockets
BUY ART FROM LIVING ARTIST…..the dead ones don’t need the money
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE U.S. IS A FAILED STATE?…..we’re holding a four week trial for a murder everyone saw
THE CREATIVE ADULT…..is the child who survived
WOULD YOU HANDCUFF YOURSELF TO YOUR PARTNER TO IMPROVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP?…..There’s a couple living in the Ukraine….trying this idea for three months…..to see whether it will improve their relationship….now…..they used to break up once or twice a week….and after every breakup….it led to major difficulties between them….and they’re not as close as they used to be….before…..and then they would get back together….so this idea popped in their heads….in an attempt to at least….make the relationship better…..the next time his girlfriend said….we need to break up….he said, “Then I will attach you to myself.”……and they’re documenting their experience together on Instagram…..they have thousands of followers….and both of them claim……being stuck together has actually brought them closer together…..really?…..there’s a video of this danse macabre posted by….Now This….it’s weird to watch….one thing I know for sure…..that would never work between Nicole and I….because the first time I have to pee at three in the morning…..and she’s dead asleep…..I’m holding it!
GUESS WHAT?…..If you traveled at the speed of light….it would take you one second to reach the moon….if you’re looking for a quick suntan….eight minutes to the sun…..feel like going on a road trip?…..it’ll take you 20,000 years to get out of the Milky Way Galaxy…..and if you’ve reached that point in your life where you say;….. “Screw this shit…..I’m out!”…..pack a lunch….because it’s gonna take you….46.5 billion years to get to the edge of the observable universe…..and still, they want us to believe….out of all that space…..we’re the only ones.