…..Climate change had our temperature up in the 60’s during the week….the sun was shining like crazy….my feet were up on the table (don’t tell Nicole)…..I was looking out the window….and now….it’s back to freezing temps…..but it’s cool….because I’m listening to Billy Eckstine…..Sarah Vaughn….and Joe Williams…..while I eat my breakfast…..I’m healthy, alive….happy….Nicole’s doing her yoga stuff…..I’m good…..nice start for a Sunday……anyway,…..
STEVIE WONDER IS MOVING TO GHANA TO PROTECT HIS GRAND CHILDREN FROM RACISM…..Honestly….I can’t blame the brother….the sad part is….he and they will face…something completely different when it comes to identity and the different tribal cultures in Africa….the Motherland is the cradle of everything…..serious old school…….and the founder of the LGBTQI center in Ghana…says he fears for his safety…..like I said…..I understand why he wants to make that move…..because me personally,…..I would take living abroad over living back home in a second.
I STILL AM KINDA PISSED…..that they never actually told me how to get to Sesame Street
IF I GIVE YOU A STRAW….will go you suck the fun out of someone else?
THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD KNOW….about me is that I am not you….a lot more will make sense after that.
WATCH THE TAPE….watch that crowd that told Colin Kaepernick he can’t kneel during a football game…try to beat a police officer to death with an American flag.
WHEN BLACK PEOPLE SAY….. “You know what?….Don’t even worry about it”….they’re pissed….. (trust me, this is true……and…. “Nah, we good!”…..that’s a tricky one)
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD…..1)…..morning people…..2)…..people who want to shoot morning people
NO MATTER HOW STUPID…..you may feel….just remember….Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t figure out that a talking wolf in drag….wasn’t her grandmother
I OVER-HEARD A LADY SAYING……She won’t let her kid watch Peppa Pig….because it encourages bad behavior…..like jumping in puddles….I watched the Road Runner when I was a kid….I haven’t blown anyone up with dynamite – yet
I HIDE FROM PEOPLE TOO……So I get it Bigfoot….I get it!
OUT OF ALL THE UTENSILS…..invented to eat rice…..how did two sticks win?
STORE MANAGER: “I can’t sell you anything if you’re not wearing a mask.”
ME: “If I come back in here with a mask, I ain’t paying for shit …..you’re choice!”
CO-WORKER:…. “Aren’t you scared of getting sick?”
ME: “Y’all already make me sick.”.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Two Floridians attempted to get a second dose of the COVID-19 vaccine by dressing as elderly women
A Sacramento woman gets a real ID with a photo of her wearing a mask
A South Korean hotel apologizes after honeymooners discovered people can see through the mirror in a sauna
Snow falls on camels in Saudi Arabia
A Japanese cult that believes its leader is an alien from Venus is speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference….another speaker will be…..Donald Trump Jr.
A Texas woman sues an electric company after her bill was nearly $10,000
Two dead after undercover cops shoot at each other during a Philippines drug bust
Lady Gaga’s dogs were stolen, and her dog walker was shot
Refugee who set herself on fire in Greece is charged with arson
Ex-girlfriend leads the FBI to a Capitol riot suspect who called her a moron in a text message
The golden Trump statue that’s turning heads at the CPAC was actually made in…..Mexico
An American airlines flight was diverted after a woman hurled racist insults and spit on passengers
6 DR. SEUSS BOOKS WON’T BE PUBLISHED FOR RACIST IMAGES…..Ok people…this shit is going too far…..first….Mr. Potato Head?…..seriously?…..if you’re offended by a freakin’ toy called Mr. Potato Head……you need to seek professional help….and this decision is coming from the business preserving and protecting his legacy…..The Dr. Seuss Enterprises…. “these books portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong”….the books in question are…..And to Think I Saw It on Mulberry Street….If I Ran the Zoo……Mc Elligot’s Pool….On Beyond Zebra….Scrambled Eggs Super!….and The Cat Quizzer…..I don’t know about you…..but I never read any of those Dr. Seuss books to my kids…..but ok, cool….you’re choice…..attempt to be correct…..whatever that is….. “BUT”…..and this is a serious “BUT”….…you need to leave…..and I’m warning you because you will piss off a lot of old people….these books right here alone…..How The Grinch Stole Christmas….The Cat in the Hat….Green Eggs and Ham……Horton Hears A Who…..Oh, The Places You’ll Go…..Fox in Socks….The Cat in the Hat Comes Back….One fish, Two fish, Red fish Blue fish….The 500 Hats…..and Hop On Pop…. “NO”….don’t even think about touching them!….oh, you want to hear one of those weird “Holy Shit” moments?…..I was somewhere on earth…..the 70’s ok!….anyway,…and I walked into a bookstore….I’m a book junkie……and the man himself……Dr. Seuss was inside doing a book signing…..San Francisco, that’s where I was….I think…..anyway,….so I bought a copy of my favorite book he wrote…..Green Eggs and Ham and he signed it…..where’s the book now?….good question….either I gave it to my best friend when his son was born…..one of my sons have it….or it’s in my mom’s attic…..I’m going with mom….I know a collector’s item when I see one…….let you know the next time I’m home.