….So, he sent a message to his mother-in-law…. “Your product does not match my requirements”….mother-in-law replies:…. “Warranty expired…..the manufacturer is not responsible after the seal has been broken.”

NEEDING TO PEE IS ONE OF THE MOST COMMON CAUSES OF SLEEP LOSS…..You think so?…..sometimes I’m in bed trying to set an Olympic record….for how long I can delay getting out of bed by holding it….before I try not to stumbling down the stairs….or walk into the door….or the coffee table….and thank God my sons are in their thirties….so I don’t have to look out for Lego landmines…..to take a pee.

I DON’T KNOW….BUT SOMEONE SHARED IT…. “Texas is ending the mask order after their original plan to kill residents by shutting off the power failed”…..don’t look at me….like I said when I started doing this…..I’m only letting you know….what “THEY” think we should know….it’s up to you to find out what’s up!….and while you’re doing that….see why Florida is doing the same….spring-break college idiots are flooding the state….some parents should really consider the fact that….maybe your kid is too stupid for college and should learn how to repair a car…..or something….it’s too early to be so relaxed during a pandemic….but as usual….many people don’t care…..what’s the old saying…. “Patience is a virtue.”

MICROBES UNKNOWN TO SCIENCE WERE DISCOVERED ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION…..Now that definitely can’t be good…..researchers from the US and India….working with NASA have now…..discovered four strains of bacteria living in different places on the ISS..…three of which were….until now….unknown to science….all four belong to a family of bacteria found in soil and freshwater….they’re involved in nitrogen fixation, plant growth and can help stop plant pathogens….good bacteria for growing things…..so,…..first they say it’s unknown….and now they know something?

THANKS K-LYLES….. When the coronavirus finally exhausts itself and the danger is over….let’s do something good for our country….let’s spend our vacation in the USA….eat at local restaurants….buy American products….buy local meats….veggies and support local businesses….these businesses are going to find it very difficult to get back on their feet and survive without our help….now that wonderful idea should happen globally.

GOOD ADVICE FROM DR. MYRA…..Avoid arguments about the toilet seat – use the sink….if you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat….presto!….the blockage will instantly remove itself….if you have a bad cough, take a large dosage of laxatives…..then you’ll be afraid to cough….avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone to hold the vegetables while you chop.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER….Juice taste better when you stand there and drink it with the refrigerator door open.

8 KILLED IN ATLANTA SHOOTING SPREE – 6 WERE ASIAN WOMEN….And here’s the bullshit of it all….the police are saying it’s too early to call it a hate crime…..and the Sheriff’s captain said: “the spa shooter was having a really bad day”….really?….well why don’t you tell that to the people he shot…..oh, you can’t….because they’re….. “DEAD!”…..the cops are even throwing in the idea that….sex addiction may have driven him to act…..the guy targeted three massage spas….run by Asian owners and opened fire….just drove around and decided to shoot Asian-Americans….and you don’t want to call that a “hate crime?”….in what fucking world?…..a few things I want to get off my chest….I’m sorry many Asians are being targeted lately….and if some are upset this is happening….just think how African-Americans may feel….next, this may upset some of you again….but I’m glad it was a conservative white dude they caught….and next,….at least they didn’t shoot him in a hail of bullets….but arrested him…..peacefully…..I wonder if the police invited him to lunch afterwards ….anyone notice none if these random massacres were happening when “STUPID” was in office and destroying the country….no mass shootings….no school shooting….just the normal world of blacks being killed for no reason….and now that he’s gone…..maybe keeping schools and shopping malls closed a little longer….might be a good idea….because…summer is coming and a lot of people are frustrated because they have to stay in the house….maybe people will start taking a knee for this…..to quote my sister Glenys…. “It is time for all communities of color to come together….stand arm and arm so we can build a human wall….against Xenophobia, Hate and Supremacy.”…..the one thing that pisses me off is….he shot and killed 8 people and was arrested “without incident”….they didn’t shoot him….even though he was armed and dangerous….they didn’t beat the life out of him….they didn’t choke him to death….like they did Eric Garner….so how come the police do not treat African-Americans…..like they do armed white men who just slaughtered people?….just like the police peacefully arrested a man from Texas who was armed with a rifle and ammunition near Vice President Kamala Harris residence….why wasn’t he shot like ninety times?…..or choked to death?….when it comes to unnecessary violence and senseless killings…..Colin Kaepernick…..was right!

BEN CARSON COMPARES HIMSELF TO A RUNAWAY SLAVE…..Dang,…..I forgot about Uncle Ben….you didn’t have a damn thing to say…..when you were working for “STUPID”….and NOW you have something to say?…..man, shut TFU!….now that you’ve escaped ol’ Massa plantation…..you have nowhere to go….and you definitely don’t have a ticket for the underground railroad….hey, then again….maybe you are…..a runaway slave.

CASU MARZU: THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS CHEESE….Ok, this is disgusting….on the island of Sardinia….shepherds produce Casu Marzu….a maggot-infested cheese that….in 2009, the Guinness Book of World Record proclaimed it the world’s most dangerous cheese….cheese skipper flies….or Piophila casei….lay their eggs in the cracks that form the cheese…..maggots hatch their way through the paste….digesting proteins in the process….and transform the product into a soft creamy cheese….then the cheese mongers crack open the top….which is mostly untouched by the maggots….to scoop out a spoonful of the delicacy….and at this point the maggots inside begin to move…..some locals spin the cheese through a centrifuge to merge the maggots with the cheese….some people like it natural and just open their mouths and eat everything naturally…..some say it’s a natural aphrodisiac…..and the cheese is banned from commercial sale.