March 18, 2022

I FORGOT WHO ASKED THE QUESTION…..BUT IT’S A GOOD ONE

…..Why aren’t we calling the bomber…..who blew himself up in Nashville, Tenn. …..a suicide bomber?…….is it because he’s the only one who died?…..or is that description reserved for……others?….it was suicide…..technically……anyone?…….I’ll wait!

DOES IT MATTER WHICH COVID-19 VACCINE YOU TAKE?…..I found this article…..it said by the end of the week, the U.S. might have two COVID-19 vaccines…..and more vaccines may be coming…..Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, Novavax and AstraZeneca….more choices will be coming….but it doesn’t mean we will have much ability to choose between them……people towards the tail end of the vaccination priority will likely be able to select different vaccines….most people getting vaccinated within the next few months….will probably have to take what is available…..since it’ll be a limited supply in the beginning..…the article also said that’s not bad news…..because the first two vaccines available are far more effective……than most people thought it would be…..but both Pfizer and Moderna have short-term efficiency rates near 95 percent….they both have low rates of severe side effects…….and based on analysis of clinical trial data…..Pfizer’s appeared to be lower than Moderna’s…..Pfizer ran trials on different age groups and is authorized to test people as young as 16…..Moderna chose ages 18 and older….the author of this article said,…. “It doesn’t matter, you should feel comfortable with either.”

REMEMBER WHEN “STUPID” SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER….Demanding federal prosecutors throw the book at those…..who damage federal property….and they will be charged under a provision of the federal code….that provides for sentences of up to 10 years in prison…..that executive order also sought punishment for the ones who incited the riot….now, to explain it so a four-year-old can get it….under this order….the jackasses who stormed the Capitol….and “STUPID” himself….should now be in jeopardy of federal prosecution…..like someone said before…. “This Trump season finale is lit!”

WELP….THIS IS WHAT Y’ALL HAD TO SAY SO FAR INTO 2021……

SOMEWHERE….in the smoldering center of us….flowers still grow.

JOE BIDEN HAS WON THIS ELECTION….so many times….he is now the 67th president….of the United States.

YOUR DIRECTION….is more important than your speed.

DO NOT ASK ME….to have any sympathy for a woman who was shot invading the Capitol…… when you have no sympathy for a woman who was shot sleeping in her bed.

LIFE IS TOO IRONIC…..it takes sadness to know what happiness is….noise to appreciate silence…..and absence to value presence.

IT IS NOT THE STRONGEST SPECIES….that survive, nor the most intelligent….but the one most responsive to change – Charles Darwin

THIS COUNTRY….is out of order!

I LIKE THE SOUND…..some people make….when they shut the hell up.

I THINK YOU ARE….doing a beautiful job figuring out some heavy shit.

YOU’VE GOT TO KEEP….the child alive…..you can’t create without it – Joni Mitchell

BREAKING NEWS …..I hear Trump is offering to pay the legal fees for all those who stormed the Capitol…..all you have to do is….DM the Justice Department your name….address….and social security number.

SOME DAYS….the supply of available curse words….is insufficient to meet my demands.

LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY…..to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body….but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke….thoroughly used up….totally worn out….and loudly proclaiming…. “Wow! What a ride!” – Hunter S. Thompson

AFRICA TO THE U.S. ……Who’s a shithole country now?

I DISTRUST THOSE PEOPLE….who know so well what God wants them to do….because I notice it always coincides with their own desires – Susan B. Anthony

KENYA NEWSPAPER HEADLINE (regarding America);….Who is a banana republic now?

WHO IN THE HELL….was the first person to look inside an oyster and think….. “Hmmm….that big piece of snot looks delicious.”….now, off to some other shit…..

DEAR CAPITOL PEOPLE….AND FRIENDS…..Remember this….. “WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!”

I’LL NEVER FORGET…..the look on the cashiers face…when she scanned the packet of bird seeds….and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I plant them.

THE SCHOOL CALLED TODAY….and said, “You’re son is telling lies”…..well I replied,…. “He must be really good because I don’t have any kids.”

LET’S NOT FORGET….rats fleeing a sinking ship are still rats.

KINDA FUNNY WHEN YOU REALIZE….the guys that stormed the capital will now have felony arrest records and lose their gun rights…..they took their own guns away.

WE CAN’T ALWAYS….choose the music life plays for us….but we can chose how we dance to it.

BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO….is an extremely valid reason.

SOMETIMES I SIT QUIETLY….and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum….then I take a look around at everyone and realize….maybe I am.

I JUST TURNED OFF THE NEWS….and put on a Ted Bundy documentary to relax.

POTATOES….make french fried, chips and vodka..…it’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

REPUBLICANS ARE NOW ASKING….what they should do with Trump…..here’s an idea….what would you have done if it were Obama?…..do that.

WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT….one day we’d be smoking weed at a family gathering….but the illegal part would be the family gathering.

PRESIDENT TRUMP IMPEACHED FOR THE SECOND TIME…..For the first time…..in American history…for inciting an attack against the country…….after the past four years….are you really surprised?…..and 197 REICH-publicans opposed it….me personally,….there are a lot of confused, pissed-off, just don’t get it people out there….who either…A….believe his shit….or….B….they’re just pissed off and want a fight…..I suggest we….stand back…..and stand by….and see what happens between “THEM”….you think 2020 was something….MAGA said FU to the constitution…..now we’re into 2021…..and it’s only January!….the National Guard is sleeping on the damn floor of the freakin’ Capitol Building…..DC is going on a serious lockdown…..madness is supposed to explode ….in ALL FIFTY STATES…..on the day Joe Biden says I do….to the presidency……the world is going to enjoy this.

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