March 17, 2022

HERE’S A FEW HEADLINES IN THE NEWS

….And once you’ve read them….you’ll realize the world is….ok….

ARIZONA TEACHER…..Bonnie Verne says all immigrants should be violently killed (and she’s an educator)

ALABAMA TEACHER…..Tells students to turn off that “N….r Music” because they were listening to Tupac

PRESIDENT TRUMP….. “Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born, from his or her mother’s womb, in the ninth month. It is wrong, it has to change.”

OHIO COURT UPHOLDS SCHOOL SUSPENSION….Of a 12-year-old black student who “Stared” at a white girl

PLAN PARENTHOOD PRESIDENT TO WHITE WOMEN: “DO BETTER. BLACK WOMEN CAN’T KEEP SAVING THE COUNTRY….Now I know when some women read this…..your weave probably got all tangled up…..but listen to what President/Secretary…..whatever her title is…..Cecile Richards had to say about this.…. “All across the country, the Women’s March inspired doctors and teachers and mothers to become activists and organizers and, yes, candidates for office, and from Virginia to Alabama and to last week in Wisconsin, women have beaten the odds to elect our own to office…..Women of color, transgender women, rural and urban women. These victories were led and made possible by women of color.”
At this point, Richards could have done a drop the mic and walked off the stage moment…..but no.….sister-girl had this to add…..she also challenged white women—some 53 percent of whom voted against their self-interest during the 2016 presidential election to help elect Donald Trump—to do better.
“So, white women, listen up. We’ve got to do better….. It is not up to women of color to save this country from itself. That’s on all of us. That’s on all of us. The good news is, when we are in full on sisterhood, women are the most powerful political force in America.” ….questions anyone?…..because y’all know I’m down for women running stuff….2018!

RACIST POLICE CHIEF TOLD RECRUITS TO: “SHOOT BLACK PEOPLE”…..But no,….you’re right…..Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a case…..protesting against police brutality…..because he’s wasting our time pointing out the obvious right?.….he’s too busy pissing off the military…..and disrespecting the flag.….you remember…..those soldiers who are stationed in places they shouldn’t be…..and a flag with decades of bloodstains on it…..no, he doesn’t have a reason to point out police brutality…..even though over 24 people have died at the hands of the police.….and it’s not even February yet!

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL A USED COFFIN ON FACEBOOK….Ladies and gentlemen.….please meet 20-year-old…..Kyng Major…..at least the guy is honest…..because he said it had one previous owner…..and is slightly “used.”

TRUMP HEADS TO DAVOS TO SELL HIS “AMERICA FIRST” AGENDA…..Man that crap ain’t gonna work…..how are you going to convince world leaders your plan is a good one..…when you’ve managed to piss off every world leader?…..it would be so cool if all the leaders of the world..…walked out while he’s speaking…..and headed to the nearest corner dive bar and got shit-faced on Jell-O shots.….beer and tequila…..Jack, Jim…..and sang Karaoke all night..…imagine……England’s Theresa May….drunk as a skunk…..and slurring the words to “God Save the Queen”…..the French President not remembering the words to Edith Piaf’s..… “La Vie en Rose”….and not giving a shit.….the Polish President dancing a Polka..…only to have the Irish delegation walk up and tell him..… “You’re doing River dance you bloody wanker”…..the Dutch crew…..hanging in the corner…..smoking away, watching “Breaking Bad” on an iPad and asking each other if there’s anyone here from the Red Light District of Amsterdam…..Norway, Sweden and Finland..…doing shots and trying to figure out how Norway found its name into the whole “Shithole” thang…..and Germany’s Angela Merkel….swinging her bar over her head……standing on a table dancing and singing Chaka Khan’s..… “I’m Every Woman”…..while she drools on her blouse…..and twerks…..because she’s fucking waisted.….and Donald Trump stares out into an empty audience…..looking into the eyes of his one fan.….who stands up and yells.…. “NYET! I go back home and swim naked in the lake with bears…..Da svidania!”…..and hums to himself..… while he exits the empty hall….“Nobody likes me – everybody hates me – think I’ll go eat worms.”…..tell the truth..…that scene is way better than anything positive.….that will come out of Davos…..UPDATE:…..Trump is supposed to give his speech later on today…..the majority of the world leaders and delegations left…..yesterday!

PRESIDENT OBAMA….Was speaking at something in D.C. the other night…and he spoke about this immigration turmoil America is having a problem with.….and he nailed the truth when he said….. “If you’re not Native-American, you came from someplace else.”….and that’s the sad part when all of these so-call “American’s” start screaming for other races of people to leave their country.….it isn’t your country!….never was…..never will be..…Native-American’s should start deporting those who relatives immigrated to America…. “ILLEGALLY”…..send then to a country they never spent time in…..take away their rights and freedoms….shoot, black people would sit on the front stoop…..and wave goodbye while they put you in buses and kicked you out.….since we’re the only race of people in America…..where most of us didn’t come through the doors of freedom and immigration.….I think the Natives would give blacks a free-pass….since both of our races have survived untold horrors inflicted upon us by the “Immigra.nts.”

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