……The camera adds pounds people!…..yes, everyone wants to post a pic of themselves looking beautiful and all made up….while wearing the latest products from Revlon or Bobby Brown….or you want to show your GQ magazine face…..but realize one thing….the closer the camera is to your face….the more you look like a Thanksgiving day Macy’s parade balloon…..so stretch your arm and learn how to crop photos!
JAPANESE LAWMAKERS’S BABY GETS BOOTED FROM THE FLOOR.….Yuka Ogata brought her 7-month old baby to work…..and the officials of the Kumamoto Municipal Assembly…..which is a male-dominated legislature was pissed off…..and asked her to leave.….you want to know what their reason was…..visitors are forbidden…..it’s a freaking baby…..now in Australia…..Sen. Larissa Waters was able to breast-feed her baby on the floor of Parliament…..and no one cared…..but don’t worry…..Yuka was allowed to return.….alone…..she said she wanted to highlight the plight of working moms in her country…..which ranks near the bottom on the when it comes to gender equality.….only 20 cabinet members are women.….a woman cannot head the imperial family…..a journalist named Nathalie-Kyoko Stucky said.….Japanese society still expects men to work…..and women to give up working when they have children…..and this is what Yuka wanted to point out…..wow, talk about going back to the good old days.….when women were supposed to stay home…..I guess bare-foot in the kitchen and pregnant never left some cultures.
MAN SUES McDONALDS FOR STILL BEING DEPRESSED AFTER EATING A HAPPY MEAL…..Now that’s funny….and stooopid!
16 THINGS PROHIBITED IN NORTH KOREA.….Western Fashion (can’t blame them there…..some of the clothes on the market ain’t worth wearing anyway).….Coca-Cola (a zit-free nation)…..Hairstyles (that Kimmie-cut looks good..…on a robot)…..Sanitary Pads (now that sucks)……Condoms (now that really sucks)…..Property (can’t own the land but you can live in a shack that’s on it)…..Designer Shoes (I guess flip flops are in)……Christmas Trees (I agree – save a tree).….Starbucks (another reason Nicole and I bring our own coffee when we visit home because Starbucks coffee sucks)…..Cable TV (not that much worth watching anyway)……Western Magazines (we wouldn’t want the women to follow the latest Kardashian trends now would we?)……Wi-Fi and international calls (who would they email or call internationally anyway?)…..Music concert tickets (anyone know the latest hot bands in NK?)…..Apple (as in Apple-not the fruit)…..Sports cars (as if anyone can afford a Lamborghini anyway)…..Vacation abroad (if anyone could they wouldn’t come back).
FOUND THIS ON “THE OTHER 98%” SITE….. “Our President joked about “Pocahontas” in front of Navajo Code Talkers behind a portrait of Andrew Jackson. Where are all the people who said taking a knee was disrespectful to our military veterans? Are Native Americans not American enough?”…..and to do this under Jackson’s portrait…..a president who was responsible for….The Creek War…..which required the Creek nation to surrender their lands…..today, that would be Alabama and Georgia…..the first Seminole War.….he took Florida from Spain…..and let’s not forget the Indian Removal Act…..which resulted in widespread death and sickness.….and Pocahontas…..who was kidnapped and relocated to England…..never having a chance to see her children and her husband again…..and no, she didn’t marry that guy Disney wants us to believe…..she was then made a slave…..married some English guy and died in her early 20’s.….only so that the English could prove that the “savages” living in the colonies could be domesticated…..such an insult to our Native Americans.
DOZENS OF SMALL, WHITE TOWNS ARE CLAMORING TO HELP ICE ROUND UP UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS.…. And who says history doesn’t repeat itself?…..Poland, Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France, Spain, Italy, The Czech Republic, Austria, Hungary, Romania and more European countries…..did the same thing with their Jewish population.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Pokemon Go is responsible for over 145,000 car accidents
A man died after taking the pin out of a grenade and posed for a photo with it
Japan now has a café dedicated to female thighs
A Brown bear armed with two guns is apparently on the loose in Siberia
Doctors treating a man for a stomachache discovered hundreds of coins and nails in his stomach
A naked driver crashed his car while having sex at the wheel
A rare condition causes a man to hear England’s national anthem playing in his head on a loop
You can now smell like fried chicken
An Arizona ranch owner who is tired of fighting off aliens puts his land up for sale
A Japanese man invented a coffee made entirely of garlic
A Dutch startup company wants to train cows to clean the streets of cigarette butts
Plastic surgery tourists were stuck at an airport because their passport pictures don’t match their faces
Turtles breathe through their butts to survive in frozen ponds
British Airways scolds flight attendants for running naked in hotels
FORMER BOSNIAN GENERAL ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES DIES AFTER DRINKING POISON IN COURTROOM.…. Good….F..k em…..and I hope all the innocent souls …..those he maliciously murdered..…because of his hatred towards them…..greet him at the gates of hell……and beat the shit out of him for all eternity…..and when they’re tired….I hope they send more down from heaven to continue the ass kicking’s…..you chickenshit…..I lost friends during that war…..I had friends who liked each other wind up hating each other because of that war…..and some of my friends can’t even talk about what they experienced during that senseless war…..and those of you agreed with his actions…..fuck you too!