……Those damn walls keep coming out of nowhere……anyway,…..
7 DAYS BEFORE A STROKE – YOUR BODY WILL WARN YOU WITH……Tripadvisor….seriously?….what, to tell me I have six days to enjoy Disneyland?….get the…..anyway,…..
I LOVE THIS…..Kathy Griffin’s comment on the emergency landing of Trump’s plane….. “UGH! SO CLOSE!”…..hey,…..that shit’s funny.
SPIES SUGGEST PUTIN’S “BLOATED” APPEARANCE COULD BE DRUG SIDE EFFECT……The spies are saying….Vlad might be suffering from a brain disorder……..caused by dementia…..Parkinson’s disease….or “Roid-Rage”…..resulting from steroid treatment for cancer…..whatever Joe…..y’all just need to do something about his crazy ass…..just sayin’!
GOV. ABBOTT WANTS TASK FORCE TO EXAMINE TEXAS TEACHER SHORTAGE AND CONSIDER REVISIONS TO CERTIFICATION PROCESS……So let me get this straight…..you have a shortage of qualified teachers…..and now you want to change the qualifying certification process…..so you can find less qualified teachers…..to teach your kids….I’m I close?……listen Abbott…..do you even know what some teachers are dealing with when it comes to teaching in a few schools?…..one woman needs surgery because a 5-year-old attacked her…..a male teacher caught a steel chair in the face…..one is in trouble because he had to deal with a kid pulling a gun on him…..not to mention…..teachers have one of the hardest jobs in the world……and everyone is “not a teacher”…..plus…..you pay them shit to deal all day with many different personalities and situations……I swear…..Texas is one dumb state…..and if you think things can’t get any…..I was going to say weirder….but that doesn’t cut it……
IDAHO PASSES BILL THAT WOULD SEND LOVING PARENTS OF TRANS KIDS TO PRISON FOR LIFE…..The Idaho House of Representatives came up with this one…..the bill would ban puberty-blocking treatment…..hormone therapy and gender confirmation surgery…..and make it a felony if parents or doctors provide it…..it would also make it a felony to take your child out of state to get healthcare recommended by every major medical authority in the country…..the sentence would be life in prison and the removal of the child from your home…..BUT……the law also stipulates that the hormone testosterone can only be provided to people who were born male……this is commonly used to treat sexual dysfunction in older men……like the idiots who came up with this idea……a mother had to flee Texas to protect her trans son……from that idiot you just read about……you still wondering why I choose to live across the pond?
BRAVERY…..Is when you are willing to do something…..knowing when you do it…..there is no turning back…..and the consequences will be harsh…..a woman burst onto Russia’s main live evening newscast…..with a sign that said:…. “Stop the war, don’t believe propaganda, they’re lying to you!”….while chanting….. “STOP THE WAR! NO WAR!…..does anyone know or understand how much “GUTS” that took to do something like that in Russia…..when the state is busy shutting down outside communications?…..and when it comes to this brave woman’s future…..like my brother Dash said…. “Never to be seen again!”…..and I agree…..she’s gone…..So, Marina Ovsyannikova…..you are…..or maybe were.….one of the bravest humans we’ve met during this unnecessary conflict…..and I give you high praise…..along with my “13 Boyz” who told a Russian warship to…. “Go Fuck Yourself”….and definitely….. “Sunflower Seed Lady”…..who told Russian soldiers right to the faces….. “You’re pieces of shit!”
TOM BRADY IS RETURNING TO THE BUCCANEER FOR HIS 23rd SEASON…..For the 195,706,555,279,444,590,200,999,195,493,697,244,694,345th time…… “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BRADY – OK?”