….I was sitting in the sand, looking over the Pacific Ocean……watching a sunset…..and getting high and drunk with an old hippie…..it was the late ‘70’s and I was living in San Francisco ok!?!…..anyway,…..he showed me the best way to tell someone.….at a particular moment.….when they piss you off…..what you think of them…..show them the back of your hand…..and make the “peace sign”…..and if you do that…..that means….. “F….You!”….and don’t forget to smile…….moving on……

STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT……

BRITNEY SPEARS….just shared totally naked beach photos on Instagram…..I really don’t care….

20,000 DOCKWORKERS…..refuse to unload Russian cargo at 29…..West Coast ports….I really don’t care…..

SANCTIONED RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE…..Alisher Usmanov’s mega-yacht is seized in Germany…..I really don’t care….and Rosneft Chief executive officer Igor Sechin’s yacht was blocked from leaving by French customs officials…..on Cote d’Azur…..and nope…..still don’t care….

JUDGE RULES…..Kim Kardashian is legally single….amid ongoing divorce from Kanye West….another brother destroyed by them…..I really don’t care…..

NEW JERSEY…..drivers may soon be able to pump their own gas…..I really don’t care….it’s not like it’s rocket science….

TEEN WHO TRACKED….Elon Musk’s jet is now following Russian billionaires…..cool!

RUSSIAN BUSINESSMAN…..places $1 million dollar bounty on Vladimir Putin’s head…..not necessary…..I really don’t care…..

MAN WALKING OUTSIDE SAFTEY RAILING FALLS TO HIS DEATH AT A CANYON OVERLOOK IN ARIZONA…..I’m sorry…..but I do not feel sorry for these people…..walking up to pet a buffalo….selfies by a hot spring…..hanging off a cliff for a picture…..and then you….how do they call it….accidentally die?…..splat!……no, I don’t feel sorry for you at all…..because you should’ve known better.

UKRAINE:…..This is what’s out there for us to read……believe what you want to……Russia is planning public executions in Ukrainian cities……hackers claim to have taken over Russian spy satellites…..the Russian invasion is pushing Sweden and Finland towards joining NATO….and Putin sent missives to authorities in both countries asking them to provide security guarantees for Moscow……the letter is being deem as the Kremlin’s threat to both Scandinavian countries over the possibility of them joining NATO…..a report published in the Spanish daily Marca…..stated that Putin views Sweden and Finland’s membership of the alliance…..as a direct threat to Russia and therefore has asked the countries to refrain from expanding their security measures at the expense of others…..New York City seizes a borough belonging to a Russian oligarch…..Russia’s massive convoy headed to Kyiv is under siege by air strikes…..an attack squad sent to eliminate President Zelenskyy has been killed…..a friend of mine asked a great question….. “If Russia has a 40-mile long target, why isn’t the Ukrainian army using drones to take it out?”…..and I answered….. “I was thinking the same damn thing”……then I came across an article that said….. “What do you call a 40-mile Russian army convoy?……a big target!”……a Ukrainian sniper took out a top Russian general…..I wonder if he broke the Canadian sniper’s record…..because he took someone out….from two miles away…..and yeah, you can give the sniper credit for a great shot…..but me….I’m more scared of his spotter.

PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN‘T SAY THAT….Tzar Putin….supposedly said…. he called for the “normalization” of relations with other states….Moscow has….and get this…. “absolutely no ill intentions with regards to our neighbors”….and then he claimed……his actions against Ukraine came only in response to unfriendly actions towards Russia…..and yet you gave an order to arrest and jail people….for 15-years….if they Tweet about what you’re doing in Ukraine?…….and you also ban Russians from leaving the country with $10,000+ in foreign currency…..and claiming Russia bombings of Ukrainian’s cities are gross propaganda fakes….. really?….this fools vodka must be kickin’ in…..one thing’s for sure…..his Russian rich friends……are selling whatever they have….$50 million dollar houses…..businesses…..having their big boats confiscated by countries…..cutting ties with him……and here’s something that’ll make you go….huh…..a team of Russian soldiers wanted to use the elevator to reach the roof of an office building…..the Ukrainian administration of the building trapped them inside by cutting off the electricity….and then use the elevator camera to take a photo….so, I’ll guess the stairs weren’t working….and here’s another….huh?…..

SPACE JUNK CRASHES INTO THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON – IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME BEFORE WE SEE THE DAMAGE…..see what I mean?…..anyway,…..

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A woman claimed she gave birth to 48 alien hybrid babies

A BBC guest demanded to be paid during a live interview about the Russia-Ukraine crisis

A woman catches an agent showing her house even though it wasn’t for sale

There have been wild accounts of Toronto UFO’s including unexplained flying donuts and jellybeans

A Florida man blamed Putin for why he was speeding