February 26, 2022

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…

Woman calls cops after mistaking Bonanza episode as real life
Steel is now cheaper than cabbages in China
Drunk squirrel causes hundreds of Pounds of damage
Police catch suspects in $500,000 robbery by following a trail of spilled cash
Angry Lawyer mocks clients penis; challenges him to a duel
Thief awarded $11,000 by judge after failing to steal Smartphone
Hearse stolen outside church during funeral
Man wakes up every day thinking it’s March 14th 2005 and he has to go to a dental appointment
Polish cow on the run for 2 years is finally caught
East Baltimore anti-violence group work suspended after guns, drugs found in raid
Bear breaks into Colorado bakery and eats 24 pies – but leaves one behind

Bartender shot over wrong drink order
Park Ridge Police: Teens found with marijuana on Mary Jane Lane
British Columbia woman arrested for trying to rob a store with her resume
Man asleep on train tracks uninjured by passing train
Japan: Elderly overtake teenagers in crime figures
Wedding hall in Japan will provide an Alpaca to witness you exchange your wedding vows
Hong Kong protester convicted of assaulting police officer with her breast
Workers in China wear mask to hide facial expressions
Asian countries want loud mouth Americans to get beat up
Mouse bandit wanted: Police are searching for a robbery suspect disguised as a rodent
Russian mosquito festival seeks the “most delicious girl”
Would-be thief too tall to steal car
Romania: “Pay with blood” at Transylvania music festival
Knife-wielding intruder allegedly victim: “You’re going to smoke some weed with me right now!”

 41-year-old woman is planning to marry her dog, after her previous husband, her “CAT” passed away
Brian Kilmeade of Fox News: “Why can’t we clear the oceans of sharks?”                                A Florida gun range has declared a “Muslim-free zone”
On-duty air traffic controller found intoxicated at Arkansas airport
Drunk driving suspect found naked on barn roof
Man uses flame thrower to set motel on fire
The French Scrabble Champion doesn’t even speak French
Chief Wana Dubie promises to smoke a “Blunt” in Senate race
Woman living in a tent on her own property receives an eviction notice
Arrested FIFA official pays bail in diamonds and a new Ferrari

Man who stabbed prostitute with scissors because he couldn’t get aroused convicted by his vomit left at the scene
Troopers say they corralled drunk lawn mower driver with a rope
Florida man gets angry, head-butts bus, gets knockedout
Man asked girlfriend for lighter, gets stabbed instead
Man has fathered 10 babies with 9 women….thanks to Facebook
Someone built a Meth lab inside a federal research facility and it exploded
Chinese doctors to disgruntled patients: “Please stop stabbing us”
Alaska zoo temporarily closes after wild black bear wanders in
Armadillos are giving people Leprosy in Florida
Controversy at Lakeville crawl-a-thon as tot is disqualified for scooting
Man attempts to rob 7-11 with finger gun
Man allegedly breaks into home, hides under the bed for 3 day while charging his cellphone
Pooping cyclist started foothills fire
North Carolina thinks it’s a good idea to let people with revoked licenses drive to attend religious services
Couples are getting married at cemeteries and funeral homes
Mailman caught on camera breaking into a home and trying on a woman’s boots
Unruly Russian airline passenger was punched, kicked and hogtied by fellow passengers

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