February 26, 2022

CANADIAN SNIPER SHATTERS WORLD RECORD WITH LONG-DISTANCE KILL SHOT ON ISIS FIGHTER

…..He shot that dude from two miles away…..so listen to me people…..DO NOT piss this man off…..DO NOT mess with his family….and if he’s anything like Keanu Reeves character in John Wick…..DO NOT….f..k with his dog……that bullet travelled….3,540 meters….in ten seconds….and smacked that ISIS dude…..dead in the head….and guess who is more dangerous than the guy pulling the trigger?……his spotter!

DONALD TRUMP STATE VISIT DELAYED AFTER PRESIDENT TOLD PM HE WILL NOT COME IF PEOPLE PROTEST AGAINST HIM……Somebody please tell me this is bull….t…..he can’t be this childish…..does he really think people around the world actually like him?……what, nobody wants to play with him….so he’s taking his ball and go home?……seriously?…..well, as of 9:50 pm (2150pm)….and I know this because I’m sitting here listening to Michael Jackson’s cut called Jam…..having a glass of wine….and smoking a…..anyway……Theresa May (UK PM)….who has a lot of crap on her plate right now…..and most people call her….a dead woman walking…..said the trip was still on……wow…..you are so lucky to not be where I am right now….because glancing out the window to check whether it stopped raining or not…..and seeing a guy standing on his balcony…..butt-naked…….with a drink in his hand….and throwing up…..makes you really understand the saying…. “WTF?”

UNITED KINGDOM COUPLE LOOKING FOR NANNY WILLING TO WORK IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.…..A family of four from Scotland is offering 50,000 pounds ($64,000)…..to a professional nanny who is willing to work in a haunted house…..and put up with supernatural occurrences…..so far, whatever is in that house…..has driven away five of them already….within one year.….the family said, “We have lived in our home for nearly 10 years. We were told it was haunted when we bought it, but kept our minds open and decided to buy it anyway”…..5 nannies have bolted out of that house …..and each one blamed it on weird shit happening in the house..…like strange noises, broken glass and furniture moving around…..the family living there have never experienced anything weird going on..…so if you’re interested in the gig..…you’ll be paid the amount stated above…..you have 28 holiday days plus bank holidays..…you’ll have your own comfortable room with a suite bathroom and private kitchen..…it sounds pretty good…..except for the ghost stuff…..wouldn’t it be funny…..if the family rigged the house…..just to scare the hell out of them…..and have a good laugh?

HOTTEST TEMPERATURE EVER RECORDED ON EARTH IN KUWAIT AT 54C……Do you have any idea how hot that is?…..129.3 degrees…. “THAT’S HOT!”….last week it was 53C (129F)…in Basra, Iraq…..this week it was so hot in Arizona….planes couldn’t take off….people are starving around the world because of severe drought….but don’t worry folks…..climate change is a myth….global warming doesn’t exist……says the one who has his finger on the button….and is hated….globally….still…..isn’t it nice to know….besides two other countries….the rest of the world disagrees with him….and realizes….climate change is real……global warming is real….I pray someone in the White House will put him on punishment because he did something bad…..and not let him attend the G-20 meeting…..at least Hamburg might be less violent…..without him.

FOLLOWERS OF AN INDIAN GURU HAVE WON THE RIGHT TO KEEP HIS BODY IN A FREEZER…..You remember these guys?…..I wrote about this…I think a year ago…or three….anyway,….they believe he’s not dead….just in a deep state of meditation….dude died of cardiac arrest in 2014…..now meditation doesn’t get any deeper than that….but they keep him in a freezer….you know……the one you’ve seen in someone’s garage…..hanging out in the corner..…they seriously believe he’s going to come back…..they said,..… “We will wait and watch. We are confident that he will come back” …..well y’all are going to be some waiting mother….er’s….because by the time he comes back…..all of y’all are going to be in a deep meditation state…..in a freezer right next to him.

HEY…..Anyone heard of a TV series called….Zoo?….it’s really scary….we’ve been misunderstanding the animal kingdom from….day one I would guess….the animals evolved and mutated….to the point they realize..…they don’t need humans anymore…..did you know there are over 42 million different species of animals living on this rock?…..and that’s not even including the insects.….check the show out.….it might make you look at a dog…..in a different way….even a  buffalo…..and as humans…we continue to destroy the eco system….and we know if we continue on this way.….we’re finished…..the animals and insects will still exist….. but we won’t.….with all the new DNA slicing and tests…..insects trapped in ambers, new animal bones being discovered, new germs found after thousands of years of being buried in the dirt and now scientists want to try and re-create some of the stuff they’ve found…..new chemicals in the dirt…air …and our foods…..makes you think about what might happen…if they keep messing around….one rich guy wants to try and bring back a Wooly Mammoth.…….has it crossed his mind to think about why “Wooly” ain’t here anymore?

4 AMERICANS GORED IN RUNNING WITH THE BULLS SO FAR….And what?…I’m supposed to feel sorry for them….I hope the bulls score some more points….because some idiots think it’s a good idea….to run in front of charging bulls….one American guy is really stupid….three years ago he ran in front of them….and a bull stuck a horn up his ass….so three years later….he decided to try it again…..and guess what happened….yep,…another bull stuck a horn….up his ass again.

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