…..A Lebanon, New Hampshire man admitted to masturbating into a dirty diaper while watching child pornography in a historic Lebanon church rectory before setting the church and two other buildings on fire and later stabbing two people.
ZOMBIES COULD WIPE US OUT IN 100 DAYS…..And Trump could wipe us out during his first 100 days in office…..psychopathic 4-year-old….oh what?….you have a problem with what I just said?…..well answer me this….when he was a child….why would his mother throw a birthday party for him….and not invite him?….huh?
U.S. TROOPS ENTER POLAND, 1st DEPLOYMENT TO RUSSIA’S DOORSTEP….Oh shit!…..time to make sure we and the kids have our passports up to date….and at least one credit card that’s not maxed out…..and a lot of people are worried about Trump’s Russian connection….am I the only one who sees how weird this is?
JACK DANIEL’S WANTS TO FILL YOUR MORNING WITH WHISKEY-INFUSED COFFEE…..YEEEEEEEHAAA!…..now that’ll wake you up in the morning…..or make you wanna cuss your boss out as soon as you walk into the office.
HAMBURG’S SPECTACULAR ELBPHILHARMONIE OPENS FOR THE 1st CONCERT….It was beautiful….even though it’s ten years late and way over budget for the opening…..there was a light show outside on the building….reflecting in time with the music….the acoustics inside the hall is said to be the best in the world….and if everything goes as planned…..Nicole and I will be watching a concert on Sunday.
WATCH THIS GUY COUNT TO 100,000 FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER….Nah, I’ll pass….my coffee is ready.
WHITE LIVES MATTER TO BE LISTED AS A HATE GROUP….Why are labels so important to people?….yes white lives do matter….and so many others also….first it was Black….and people were calling them a hate group….then Blue….and people are calling them a group….and now White….so what’s next…..Green?….for space aliens?…it’s the hate some are spreading that’s the problem…..not a label…..people are judging an entire race of people by the actions of a few…..the KKK….The Aryan Race…White Supremacy Groups….now those are hate groups….Why?….because they hate!…I don’t have time to hate….I’m aware it exist though….the only thing I hate are beans…and if you’re sitting in a room with me after I’ve eaten some….you’ll know why……anyway,……let’s get back to labels….now days….everyone is African-American…and most people agreeing with that term ain’t never been to Africa….some probably think it’s a country….yes genetically you may be connected to the Motherland…..but that’s about it….and most of the Africans I’ve met….don’t like Black Americans…..you wanna know why?….because they think….that you think….you’re better than them…..my brother is tracing our genetic line….and I found out that my gene pool is….Nigerian….Native-American and….Irish….so what…now I can call myself an Irish-American?….no….I’m a person who was born in America…..that’s it….I’m American…Basta!….and then you have the Polish-Americans…..Italian-Americans….German-Americans….and so on…and most of them have never set foot in any of those countries….I’ve been to Poland….I live in Germany…my wife is German…..my sons and my friends children are German….just because the parents are from somewhere else….there’s no label attached….it is what it is……and I’m probably more Italian than most of the people calling themselves Italian-American….Italy is my playground…..I love that country…..a friend of ours came to visit a few weeks ago because she tracked down some relatives from her mother’s side….do you think from now on she’s going to call herself…..German-American….even though she’s black?….no…she won’t…..get off these labels people….and just be…..you!….it’s only a genetic connection ok?
MICHAEL JACKSON’S DAUGHTER REACTS TO CANCELLATION OF CONTROVERSIAL “URBAN MYTH” EPISODE….This was one of the worse ideas to ever come out of England….British TV channel Sky Arts….decided to air a show…that has Joseph Fiennes…who is a good actor….and white…..play Michael Jackson….and for some reason you don’t think that’s gonna piss people off right?….in what freakin´ world?…and you released press photos of him…attempting to look like MJ….I agree with Paris Jackson….because when I saw the photos….they made me want to vomit.
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE CALLS FOR BIODEGRADABLE BULLETS THAT SPROUT PLANTS…..Well why don’t you get rid of bullets….and go plant something….I’m sure people are looking forward to eating a potato….that blew off someone’s head.