…..And here we go folks…..grown people thinking it’s a good idea to…..emulate the board game called Risk….Ms. Pelosi compared Russia’s latest move…..to Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia before WW II…..the European Union president said this….. “Earlier this morning, Russian troops invaded Ukraine…..a free and sovereign country…..and once again in the center of Europe…..innocent women, men and children are dying or fear for their lives…..we condemn this barbaric attack…..and the cynical arguments to justify it….it is President Putin who is bringing war back to Europe…..and in these dark hours the European Union and its people stand by Ukraine and its people…..we are facing an unprecedented act of aggression…..by the Russian leadership against a sovereign, independent country…..Russia’s target is not only Donbass (Donezbecken).…..the target is not only Ukraine…..the target is the stability in Europe…..and the whole of international peace order…..and we will hold President Putin accountable for that”…..we’ll let you “REALLY” know what’s going on over here…..because the news networks back home…..let’s say I’ve seen better 25 cent carnival shows.
U.S. WOMEN’S TEAM REACH HISTORIC $24 MILLION SETTLEMENT OVER EQUAL PAY…..That’s great news to hear…..and it’s about time….and while we’re on this equal thing for women…..I have a long list of “Equal”…..you can look over.
A TEEN ATE LEFTOVER RICE AND NOODLES – HOURS LATER, DOCTORS AMPUTATED HIS LEGS AND FINGERS……And this was hours later…..after eating the leftovers….from the restaurant he munched at hours before…..he had what they say was a smoking and drinking habit…..whatever….but he was hit with…..meningococal purpura fulminan disease…..even my spellcheck had a problem with those words…..anyway,….stiff neck, nausea, respiratory collapse, shock and organ failure…..his skin even turned purple.….the CDC said…..this condition could lead to death…..in as little as a few hours…..his cells and tissue developed necrosis…..and they had to take away his arms and legs.….now, I understand why you do it Nicole….. “Experts have warned against the dangers of improperly storing leftover rice because items such as rice and pasta…..contain a bacterium called Bacillus cereus……this bacteria produces a toxin when heated and left too long.”….if we didn’t eat it all…..Nicole always throws it away.
YOU SHOULD NEVER CHANGE SEATS BEFORE TAKEOFF – OTHERWISE THIS COULD HAPPEN……Now Ms. Haley…..who is a flight attendant said this is why you shouldn’t….. “So here’s a fun fact about planes…..and here’s why you shouldn’t change your seat without asking a flight attendant…..before takeoff we always do what we call a weight and balance just to make sure the weight is good on the plane and the balance is ok for takeoff…..so when you change your seats…..you change the balance of the plane…..so make sure you always ask just in case”……well I knew about the weight and balance thing…..but such a minor change could affect it that much I didn’t know…..tell you what….if I change my seat to an empty one…..don’t worry about it…..because I’m sure…..there are bags in the overhead compartment that weight more than me.
SOMEONE…..Wanna explain to me…..why they want us to watch another Batman movie?
ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN THE GODFATHER 50 TIMES WILL PASS THIS QUIZ…..And I went into like I knew all the answers…..and only got 3 right….I actually felt bad….that one and #2 are my all-time favorite films…..and I couldn’t pass the quiz….I hope I don’t wake up next to Luca Brasi……the Buzzfeed site put this out…..let me know if you did better than I did…..otherwise…..we both can ask.….Luca Brasi if he knows the answers.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A POSSUM AND AN OPOSSUM….It couldn’t be….. “O”….I have no idea.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
California district attorney wanted to use a Black man’s dating white women history to determine the death penalty
A Florida lawmaker has backed off his proposal that would have forced teachers to out students to their parents
The Supreme Court will hear a big case about whether religion is a license to discriminate
Clarence Thomas is married to a woman tied to organizations that tried to suppress Black and Brown votes
Former Missouri Governor accused of sexual misconduct is running for a Senate seat
A Congressional candidate apologizes for drunkenly berating Tween girls at a slumber party – and threw-up in a hamper
A woman with a brain tumor was told to go home and watch Netflix