…..Now I’m wondering….why the book banners didn’t decide to ban him…..probably because he used words they’re too stupid to understand….like….thust, thou, thee….thy, thididith….words I didn’t understand….as far as I’m concerned….the dude wrote funny….anyway,….his books should be on their list…..take for instance…..Romeo and Juliet….most people think it’s a love story….no it ain’t…..people died in that book….two families didn’t think they belonged together….and fought to keep them apart….along with some gang stuff going on in-between…..now if Shake wrote it in a way the banners could understand what he was saying….it probably would’ve made their list….let me make it easy for ya…. Romeo had love issues and really couldn’t decide on whether he was actually….in love with Juliet…and then there’s the balcony scene…. Juliet…. “Romeo oh Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?”…..modern translation…. “Where in the hell is this fool?”…..Romeo…. “ But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?”….in other words…. “Ah shit, Juliet is still awake….time to make a booty call”……now Hamlet….he was a complex egotistical nut-job….and really wasn’t a nice guy…. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”…..translation…. “BITCH, SHUT UP!”….. “Something is rotten in Denmark”…. “Man, what in the hell is going on here?”…… “Neither a borrower nor a lender be, for loan oft loses both itself and friend”….. “Look man, yo ass need to get a job cause I ain’t got no money to give ya.”….. “Alas poor Yorick! I knew him well Horatio”…. “See Horatio, we told Yorick not to go to da club and look what happened. They shot his ass.”….and then there’s Ophelia….this poor girl had some serious mental issues…..and when you think about it….she was also suicidal…. “But good my brother, do not as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven” ….and her brother told her not to trust Hamlet…and he wasn’t the only one to warn her……now Ophelia wasn’t stupid….but after a while….she hooks up with Hamlet…..things didn’t go as planned…and Hamlet finally says to her…. “Get thee to a nunnery”…..translation…. “You need to get TF out of my face”……and eventually she goes mad…..and dies tragically…..Othello….now this one is about inter-racial relationships…..and the people who disapprove of it….and his back-stabbing boy….Iago…..so, as you can see….these stories are not…. healthy for young children’s minds…..but the banners seem to not have a problem with them….but they have one with….Toni Morrison’s books….so maybe if someone could update and translate them in a way the banners would understand what’s going on…..I’m sure these books would join their list……as for banning books…..
MY SISTER SHARON SAID THIS…. “To liquidate people, you start by depriving them of their memory….they destroy your books…..your culture….your history….and someone else writes other books….give them another culture, invents another story…..after that people slowly begin to forget…..what they are and what they were….and the world around you forgets even faster.”
THE ASTEROID BENNU….Has a higher chance….of impacting our planet…..sometime in the next 300 years…..says NASA…..well isn’t that a good thing to know….since none of us will be around to sip on a glass of wine…..and watch earth get slammed by a big rock.
HEY AMERICA, GUESS WHAT?…..900,000+ people have died from COVID-19 so far…..so enjoy going to crowded places….and sporting events….because you’re fed up or bored……and not wear a mask….or think not receiving the vaccination is a good idea…..the numbers will only go higher….because of your stupidity.
NFL PRO BOWL…..What was the point?…..they didn’t really play…..they didn’t hit….no blocking….that was like watching a bunch of kids play…..touch football…..so, what is the point?…..tell you what….how about this idea…..play the Super Bowl….wait two weeks….and the players who played in the Super Bowl and were selected to the Pro Bowl..…let them have a chance to play in it…..and make this the cash payout……if you win…..each player will receive $500,000 in cash….if you lose…..next time play better…..now that would be better than the Super Bowl…..because it’s the best of the best…..going against…..the best of the best.
NFL COMMISSIONER ROGER GOODELL’S MEMO TO ALL 32 TEAMS AMID BRIAN FLORES ACCUSATIONS…..“We have made significant efforts to promote diversity and adopted numerous policies and programs which have produced positive change in many areas, however we must acknowledge that particularly with respect to head coaches the results have been unacceptable,” admitted the NFL commissioner in his league-wide memo. “We will reevaluate and examine all policies, guidelines and initiatives relating to diversity, equity and inclusion, including as they relate to gender.”…..yeah……sure Roger……still one black coach…..and the one the NY Giants hired…..looks like a lawyer…..you would never hire…..on a billboard you pass by on a highway.
MORE MUSICIANS ARE THREATENING TO PULL OFF SPOTIFY…..Good…..because they’re paid…..nothing!…..and I’m glad none of my song are on it…..soon many Rock Bands will release…..1,000 track albums of 30-second songs to protest Spotify royalty rates.
MOVIE SEQUELS….Why?…..we got it the first time….or the third time…..like for example…..Halloween…..do you think we’re that stupid?……Back to the Future…..one was enough….Star Trek…..really?……Batman….come on now…..Star Wars…..if we didn’t figure it all out by the third one….we’re stupid…..X-Men…..yeah, introducing new mutants was cool….but after a while….nah…..Superman….who doesn’t know his story…..Indian Jones….one was definitely enough…..James Bond…..it got better once you let Daniel Craig be a “Bond”……Zombie Movies…..when you let them turn into Usain Bolt….they became more interesting……Mad Max…..should’ve stopped after the second one….Terminator…..way too many…..Spider-Man….No!…..Blade Runner…..what was the second one about anyway?…..Captain America….whatever Joe…..Aliens…..two were enough…..The Godfather…..the same with Aliens…..Die Hard…..one was enough…..four more?…..NO!…..Rocky…..three…..not six…..but, there were a few worth watching…..Harry Potter…..Lethal Weapon…..The Bourne Identity….. Fast and Furious…..you can keep making them…..The Hunger Games…..Planet of the Apes….once you started showing pissed off apes…..they were good…..Mission Impossible…..as long as you let Tom continue to do mad crazy stunts….ok…..and of course…..John Wick….you can make John Wick 3,645 for all I care…..because I’m gonna watch every one of them…..oh, and Matrix…..except for the last one…..the last fifteen minutes was pretty stupid…..head diving out the windows…..and the Peter Pan flying thing…..huh?
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A teacher was fired for breaking a state’s Critical Race Theory laws after telling her students she was Black
Trump’s “love letters” from Kim Jong Un were seized from Mar-A-Lago