….Austrian scientist believe they have found the descendants of a human mummy, 5,300 years after he died and was preserved in ice high on a glacier in the Austrian Alps.
MALAYSIAN COURT RULES ONLY MUSLIMS CAN USE THE WORD “ALLAH”…..A Christian newspaper may not use the word “Allah” to refer to God…..I don’t get that but I’ll move on because I don’t want to start something.
SCIENTIST DEEM NEW SUPER TOXIN TOO DANGEROUS TO MAKE PUBLIC…..Ah pal,…..I think you just did…..it’s called “Botolinum Toxim Type H”….has no known antibodies….was discovered in the feces of a child.
LeBRON JAMES OPENS UP ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MICHAEL JORDAN……Man,…talk about interpreting a sentence the wrong way.
TECHNOLOGY WILL NOT REPLACE TEACHERS…..Wanna bet?
HOW FAST DOES AN ELEPHANT PEE?…..Well?……an Elephant can let loose 42.3 gallons in one go…so?….1.5 gallons per second.
75 PERCENT OF BREAST MILK BOUGHT ONLINE IS CONTAMINATED….Who in their right mind would buy breast milk online….and then give it to their child??
SCIENCE TEACHER, ACCUSED OF TAKING STUDENTS TO STRIP CLUB, GIVING THEM BOOZE…..What?….he was making sure they understood their Anatomy lesson and how booze affects your body.
58 PERCENT OF AMERICANS FAVOR MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION…..And I’m the 00000.1 percent who favors banning alcohol.
ST. LOUIS VS BOSTON: WHICH IS THE BEST FOOD CITY…..Oh I’m going with Boston all the way….I would love a big bowl of Clam Chowder right now….I wonder of “No Name Restaurant” still exist?
MEXICO’S 34th PRESIDENT RULED FOR LESS THAN AND HOUR AND THEN QUIT…..The way that country is going…..15 minutes would’ve been enough for me.
DID YOU KNOW:……Every December 25th a town in Peru celebrates “Takanakuy”….every man, woman and child settle grudges with fistfights…..and then everyone goes drinking together, ready to start the year with a clean slate.
BEST T-SHIRT……”I don’t need Google…..my wife knows everything.”
AUTHORITIES CAPTURE MYSTERIOUS GOAT IN DES MOINES, IOWA…..What’s so mysterious?….it’s a goat!
HOW TO BE NAKED……Is this another trick question?
DO I NEED A “YURT” TO HAVE A NATURAL BIRTH…..Ah,..what’s a Yurt?
HOW CAN I PREVENT JET LAG?…..Catch a bus…..NEXT!
LET’S ALL DRESS UP LIKE TACOS ON HALLOWEEN…..Let’s not and say we did!
MAN HELPS RESCUE FAMILY FROM FIRE, GOES BACK TO SAVE BEER….I really like this guy.