….You know what this idiot said?….. “Swim as fast as you can towards the shore”….really?…..you’re dumber than the “Stupid Study People!”
LSD FOR BREAKFAST MAKES YOU BETTER AT YOUR JOB……LSD for breakfast will make it hard to find your job….. “Stupid Study People.”
MAN ARRESTED AFTER WALKING INTO CLOSED BANK THROUGH UNLOCKED DOORS….This is wrong….this guy deposits his check every week..…at this branch..…and that’s what he was doing around 9:40 in the morning..…he walked into the outer doors..…which were unlocked..…passed the ATM’s..…and through the…..unlocked….lobby doors..…sat down in a chair..…and waiting around 15 minutes to be helped..…he saying he didn’t know the bank was closed..…well if the doors are open who would?…..the cops want to toss the case..…Capital One Bank thinks there’s more to the story (don’t want to admit someone messed-up probably)….and he’s suing the City….and the bank.
SCOTLAND’S DUMBEST CRIMINAL STOLE WHISKEY FROM A BAR AS THE POLICE WATCHED…..Dat ma Cuzin’!….I have to ask Jenny how you say….idiot in Scottish.
WOMAN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T HOLD IT….My kind of story….Jennifer Daniel…we have all been in that position….you gotta go….and you think you can make it….and then your body starts to talk to itself….thighs complaining because you’re crushing them….bladder saying..… “Yo dog, we seriously need to talk”….your heart’s screaming..… “I’m pushing it as fast as I can Captain”…..left-side of the brain….. “We can make it to the office”….right-side..… “I seriously don’t think so”…..but what really makes up your mind is when your bladder screams..… “YO DAMMNIT!!!!”….and you find a spot quick..…and just for the hell of it…..you buy a Lottery Scratch Ticket….and you win $5 big ones….great!
IT’S SUNDAY AND I DON’T MEAN TO UPSET YOUR DAY…..But someone posted three flags..…flags which are known for idealism..…control..…belief…and mass murder….the Nazi Swastika….the flag from ISIS.…and..…the Confederate Flag….and I looked at them….and realized…..there is one flag which is known for some of the worse crimes committed….I won’t say ever..…because even though 6 million people were killed (and recently they found out that more people were killed)….other countries have done worse….Stalin…Armenian-Turkey, Australia, Africa….Franco in Spain….more atrocities happened long before that one..…and then I looked at the ISIS one….they’re basically what you would call..…a start-up company….don’t know what they wanna do…..but figure it out as they go along…..and then I stared at the Redneck one…..and thought about how long the image has been around….and how many lives have been lost under that image….and gasped….the Nazi flag is banned in Germany because of its history….the Confederate Flag has killed….more people than any of the ones mentioned before….and yet…it still flies high over government buildings.
A MAN, WHOM DETECTIVES WERE SEEKING FOR ALLEGEDLY ILLEGALLY DUMPING GARBAGE IN THE DESERT, WAS ARRESTED ON TWO UNRELATED WARRANTS AFTER UNKNOWINGLY PRESENTING HIMSELF TO DETECTIVES WHILE HE WAS ATTENDING THEIR LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY-SPONSORED FREE TRASH COLLECTION EVENT….I hope you got that….because it’s way too much for me to repeat again.
9-YEAR-OLD GIRL SPENDS HER FREE TIME BUILDING TINY SHELTERS FOR THE HOMELESS….Hailey Ford..…instead of playing with toys…she picks up power tools to build tiny shelters….for people on the street….she said,..… “It just doesn’t seem right that there are homeless people. I think everyone should have a place to live.”….the kid is nine……and she has more heart and brains….than the ones we elect for office.
“TRANSPARENT” TRUCKS WITH REAR-MOUNTED SMASUNG SAFETY SCREENS SET TO SAVE OVERTAKING DRIVERS….The best idea of the month..…they fitted cameras to the front of the trucks and a video screen on the back…..if you’re behind the truck..…you can look at the screen and see if it’s safe to pass.