…..Alligator-1…..dumbass kid-0….is it the sun or do they grow stupid people down there?
DEAD WOMAN WAKES UP ON OPERATING TABLE AS ORGANS ABOUT TO BE REMOVED…..That must’ve scared the you know what out of the Doctors.
BEER FESTIVAL IN ENGLAND RUNS OUT OF BEER….How can you have a beer fest and run out of beer?….but then again…..the Brits can put it away.
WOMAN ALLEGEDLY HIRES A HITMAN BECAUSE IT’S CHEAPER THAN DIVORCE….So much for “It’s Cheaper to Keep Her.”
NORTH KOREA THREATENS SOUTH KOREA….Technically….aren’t they still at war anyway?
ZIMBABWE’S GOVERMENT HAS $217.00 LEFT IN THE BANK.…A few months ago couldn’t you buy a roll of toilet paper for $10,000,000 dollars?
HORSE MEAT FOUND IN SPANISH BURGERS – IRISH BEEF TIED TO POLAND…Yeah and England claims their beer is better than Germany’s…Spanish Olive Oil is found in Italian bottles, Turkey and Greece are still fighting over Cyprus and the Swiss don’t care…..NEXT!
PHYLOGENETICS IMPLIES AUSTRO-ASIATIC ARE INTRUSIVE TO INDIA…..Does anyone know what the hell this means??
THE SUPER BOWL..(Yeah I know its Tuesday but I went to bed at 5 in the morning on Monday and most of y‘all went out)…..1st…..I would like to thank Lisa for telling me that the State owns the Superdome and not Mercedes Benz…but if Benz did own it I bet they would’ve paid the electric bill on time…..NINER….as for TNKOTB…..that means “The New Kid Off The Bench”…..don’t worry man, you’ll get your shot because you’re perfect for the team…..RAVENS..…what a way to go out Ray-Ray……all the best and the league will miss ya…As for Beyonce´….I DON’T LIKE HER…..all those stupid vocal riffs to nowhere…give me Anita Baker anytime…..at least she sings…..and by the way girlfriend…..Kelly Rowland is “FINE”……Alicia Keys…..I put your rendition of the Banner right under Rosanne Barr…..horrible!
KASHMIR GIRL BAND “PRAGAASH” GIVES UP AFTER THREATS….The senior cleric called them “Un-Islamic”…..come on, they’re a band….it’s not like they were opening a strip club…..I’m still hoping one day women in that region will receive the respect they deserve.
BLACK DAUGHTER OF SEGREGATIONIST STROM THURMOND DIES…..Ok, I’m confused.
POWER OUTAGE CONSPIRACY THEORIES TAKE CENTRAL STAGE IN SUPERBOWL XLVII…..Ok, here we go…..what, the Niner’s were getting their butts kicked and told the Waterboy to pull the plug?
PLAYING VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES INCREASES AGGRESSION…..I’m sorry but I think this is total BS…..I’ve played some of them most of my life and to tell you the truth, the only people I wanted to kill were construction workers who start at 7 in the morning.
MENTALLY ILL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE SMOKERS…. Yeah, right…..so how do you explain the nut-jobs who don’t smoke?
SOMALI WOMAN WHO CLAIMS MILITARY TROOPS RAPED HER GETS ONE YEAR IN PRISON….Now how can a country, which hasn’t had a working government in 20 years, say she insulted the government which hasn’t existed for 20 years?…..plus, the reporter she told her story to received one year in prison…..there have been over 1,750+ women who say they have been raped by someone in the military…..justice wasn’t blind in that courtroom, the men were letting her know it was “JUST-US”.