January 18, 2022

THE MOST SHOCKING MOVIE ENDINGS

…..I read the list….and a few of my favorites are on it….and yeah, they shocked me……The Usual Suspect…..nope,  didn’t see that one coming….Orphan….that little girl-lady…..whatever….was a….misdiagnosed nutzoid…..Seven….if I were Brad Pitt….I would’ve snapped also….Shutter Island….yep, Leo fooled me again…..The Others…..I thought she was alive…..The Prestige…..that was one underrated film……and my tear jerker…..that made me finish a bottle of wine was…..The Boy In The Striped Pajamas…..this film tore me apart…..I was finished.

AND THE REST OF Y’ALL HAD THIS TO SAY…..

WHEN COVID IS OVER….I’m throwing my mask in the air like a graduation cap

I’VE BEEN HEARING A LOT….about Karen these days, but what ever happened to Felicia?….did she finally leave?

YO’ MAMA IS SO FAT…..when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes

STUDENT TO A TEACHER: “I’ve paraphrased, summarized, outlined, compared, contrasted and inferred…..can I just read now?”

HAVE YOU NOTICED….that the people who tell you to calm down….are the ones who pissed you off in the first place?

MAGIC JOHNSON….wasted the world’s best porn name on a basketball career

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING….to do in your life….is to not interfere with somebody else’s life

IT’S NOT PREMARITAL SEX…..if you never get married…..follow me for more biblical loopholes

ARE YOUR KIDS MISBEHAVING?….for $100 bucks I’ll come to your house dressed like the Grinch…..and throw your tree right out the fucking window

IF SHOWING UP IN A ROBE…..and a tiara with a box of wine is wrong….then maybe I don’t fully understand how Casual Friday actually works

YOU DON’T KNOW ME…..you knew me growing up…..big difference

DON’T LIE TO AN OVER THINKER….It never ends well….such people have trained their brains to look for holes in a story…..if shit don’t make sense…..they will think about it over and over until it makes sense….I’m that person

YOKO ONO SINGS ON THE CITY STREETS…..to ensure New York residents stay inside

QUINCY JONES – STOMP!……The wrong song to pick while making breakfast……man, I was stomping around the kitchen like a Q-dog, Sigma Pi Phi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Kappa Alpha Psi, Wine Psi Phi, Grove Phi Groove….at a college Greek Show….you remember those “WAY” back in the day?…..even the eggs were stomping with me…from the fridge all the way to the frying pan….and I’m sure when they were recording the song….Quincy pulled Chaka Khan aside and told her…. “Girlfriend, just do what you do.”…..she kills it!….go ahead….play it loud….you’ll be stompin’ too…..then….play the entire Q’s Jook Joint CD.

COVID-19 VACCINE….Maybe in some parts of the world it might be working..…but right now in Norway….the authorities are launching a probe into…..the deaths of 23 elderly people….who passed away shortly after receiving the COVID vaccine….the Pfizer-BioNTech one…..several more elderly people fell sick also….I love this part….the vaccine people who are working with the Norwegian regulators to investigate the deaths…..said…. “The number is not alarming and is in line with expectations”….well, I’m sure the dead people will be happy to hear that….at least the country is willing to admit….the COVID-19 vaccine may be too risky for the elderly….of the 29 cases of potential side effects investigated by the Norwegian authorities….almost three-quarters were found in people age 80 or older…..the U.S. reported 21 cases of allergic reactions….so, when we finally decide which vaccine to take…out of nine choices….do we cross Pfizer-BioNTech off the list?….India just started the world’s largest vaccination drive….just wondering if the people are receiving India’s homemade vaccination hooch…..or one of the other eight shots available on the market….they didn’t say….and now some doctors are recommending we wear two masks when we go outside….I started wearing two a while ago…..you love ice cream?…..ice cream coming from China was found to be contaminated with the coronavirus…..the World Health Organization just issued a statement saying;….. “The arrival of the COVID-19 vaccines will likely put an end to the global coronavirus pandemic sometime in 2022…..still there will likely be millions of new infections and an untold number of associated deaths before we’re able to put the coronavirus behind us.”…..there are fears over the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine used in Australia after 19 deaths have been reported…..and concerns over using Pfizer is why they’re leaving options open for AstraZeneca and Novavax…..Czech Republic, Serbia, Bosnia, Romania and Bulgaria are having second thoughts.

JUDGE RULES SO-CALLED “QANON SHAMEN” WILL REMAIN IN CUSTODY…..Remember him?….the guy who was dressed wearing the horn hat and showing all his tats…but too late for the casting of Kirk Douglas’s film….The Vikings?…..or Mel Gibson’s Braveheart?…..or Kevin Costner’s Dances With Wolves?……definitely too late for Animal House…..and Mad Max….and he’s sitting in prison not eating….because they don’t serve the food he’s used to eating…..awwwww…..MF it’s jail….not the Plaza Hotel….and NOW he finally realized he’s facing jail time….and wants to ask “STUPID” to pardon him…..word on the street is….Rudy “Da Rat” Giuliani can hook you up with one….if you have two million dollars…..laying around your mom’s house….every time I read something new….related to the KKKapital raiders….. I want to put on my headphones….and blast….Living Colour’s…..Cult of Personality!

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