…..Great…..more shit to worry about….ain’t it nice to know…Earth….is already calling it “Hostile”….and we don’t even know what the heck … Read More “POTENTIALLY HOSTILE ALIEN THREAT COULD ATTACK EARTH IN A FEW MONTHS, SCIENTISTS CLAIM”
MAYBE THE EPSTEIN LIST….disappeared to the same place….as the bullet wound on Trump’s ear AS A MOM…I constantly worry about … Read More “SABAIDI FRIENDS……(Hello in…Lao)”
….Because there is not one drag queen, trans person or undocumented immigrant on that list….just rich powerful men…..it’s not the … Read More “YOU KNOW WHY THE EPSTEIN LIST WILL NEVER GET RELEASED?”
…..Much sooner than who thought?….you’re talking 33 billion years from now…..WTF and WTF is going to be around to witness … Read More “ASTRONOMERS CALCULATE THAT THE UNIVERSE WILL DIE IN 33 BILLION YEARS……MUCH SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT”
…..That was a message Shaquille O’Neal relayed to Robert Griffin III…..the ex-quarterback of the Washington Redskins who’s career they destroyed…..he … Read More ““TWEET ANOTHER MONKEY POST ABOUT MY GIRL ANGEL REESE AND I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR MF FACE””
…..Yo Vlad, what’s wrong….you can’t control your puppet anymore?…..as for Melania…..everybody knows she’s a……..!…..next! OH, IT’S BAD!……Not really, but it … Read More “RUSSIA GOES AFTER MELANIA’S PAST AND HER MODELING CAREER TO HUMILIATE TRUMP OVER UKRAINE U-TURN”
BEING GAY…..is like being left-handed…..some people are…..some people aren’t and nobody really knows why….it’s not right or wrong….its just the … Read More “TERE FRIENDS……(Hello in Estonian)”
……And women with “specific breast measurements” were paid to attend…..and this dude turned “18”…..his momma had to go with him … Read More “SPAIN WANTS A PROBE INTO FOOTBALLER LAMINE YAMAL’S AFTER “DWARVES WERE EXPLOITED””
“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interest of our great country…..I am giving serious … Read More “TRUMP THREATENS TO REVOKE US CITIZENSHIP OF LONGTIME CRITIC ROSIE O’DONNELL……”
THERAPIST: And what do we say when we’re sad PATIENT: Flight booked THERAPIST: No! MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……GRANDSON and GRANDMA…..apt. … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……THE THERAPIST….6th floor office…..Rm. 666”