CUZ: What’s the Netflix password BRO: ihopeyoudie CUZ: Thank you CUZ: What is the one thing that became more clear…..as … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
SIS: Are you an adult?? SISTA: Yeah, but not like on purpose or anything SIS: You should eat 1200 calories … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
GIRL 1: How was your flight? GIRL 2: This is his girlfriend…..who are you exactly and why are you texting … Read More “OHHHH SNAP!……”
DAUGHTER: Finally, you’ve entered the digital age and got a smartphone…..how is it?…..Mom?…..Hellooooo??……Why aren’t you answering?? MOM: Howdoyoudoaspace DAUGHTER: Why … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…….DAUGHTER and MOM…..Penthouse”
….. “I’m tired”…..your not tired…..you’re doing what you have to do…..with the energy you have……when you’re tired…..your dead…..so you ain’t … Read More “I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY”
…..You know……I’m just gonna leave this here…..and let y’all explain to this idiot…..why his wife is not pregnant…..I need a … Read More “MAN SUES NEIGHBOR HE PAID TO GET HIS WIFE PREGNANT BUT FAILED AFTER 72 ATTEMPTS”
WITHOUT DEVIATION…..from the norm…..progress is not possible THE OLDER I GET…..the more I understand…..why roosters scream to start their day … Read More “SAWUBONA……(Hello friends…..in Zulu)”
…..The house is a dominated “REICH-publican one”…..so I can tell you’re not shocked by their actions…..and these two brothers…..were kicked … Read More “TWO DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS EXPELLED FROM TENNESSEE HOUSE OVER GUN CONTROL PROTEST”
MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY TODAY…..mind ya business I HATE…..when I go out in public…..and the public is there 2019: Avoid negative … Read More “AINNGAI……(Hello friends…..in Inuktitut)”
Giant rat as big as a cat leaves homeowner too scared to go outsideUnemployed woman spends taxpayers money on $4,500 … Read More “AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……”