April 30, 2023
WHERE DID CLOTHIING ORIGINATE?
…..Well Cro-Magnon dude realized he was freezing his pecans off…..and saw something walking around…..in this weird shit falling down on … Read More “WHERE DID CLOTHIING ORIGINATE?”
Month: April 2023
April 29, 2023
DÁANEN……(Hello friends in….Apache)
IRONY….is a Pastor asking for your money to solve church problems…..and advising you to pray to solve yours I WOULD … Read More “DÁANEN……(Hello friends in….Apache)”
April 28, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……
DAUGHTER: My boyfriend got his side-chick pregnant…..but we both love each other….should I stay? MOM: Sure,…..they’ll need a clown….for the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
April 27, 2023
UNIVERSITY STUDENT REVEALS SHE RECEIVED A ZERO ON A SIX-PAGE ESSAY, SAYS; “SHOULD’VE CHEATED WITH AI”
……Is that what education has come to?….studying harder isn’t an option anymore?…….fine, use the AI…..you’ll still be stupid. NYC’S BRAND … Read More “UNIVERSITY STUDENT REVEALS SHE RECEIVED A ZERO ON A SIX-PAGE ESSAY, SAYS; “SHOULD’VE CHEATED WITH AI””
April 26, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SON and DAD…..Apt. 719
SON: Like this song dad? DAD: I prefer alternative music like Nirvana….or Pearl Jam or Weezer SON: You mean classic … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SON and DAD…..Apt. 719”
April 24, 2023
SUPREME COURT PROTECTS ACCESS TO ABORTION PILL AS APPEAL PROCEEDS IN LOWER COURT
……..And those Pro-People are losing their collective minds. HERE’S THE CITY YOUR ZODIAC SIGN WOULD THRIVE IN…..And let’s see what … Read More “SUPREME COURT PROTECTS ACCESS TO ABORTION PILL AS APPEAL PROCEEDS IN LOWER COURT”
April 23, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……PHONE CALL and SUSAN…..Apt. 307
PHONE CALL: Pick me up I’m drunk SUSAN: Send me your location PHONE CALL: I love that song SUSAN: It’s … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……PHONE CALL and SUSAN…..Apt. 307”
April 22, 2023
WHY A LEAK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN HAS SCIENTISTS WORRIED ABOUT “THE BIG ONE”
……On the bottom of the ocean somewhere in the Pacific….and no, I didn’t read the article….you do it….anyway,…..a hole in … Read More “WHY A LEAK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN HAS SCIENTISTS WORRIED ABOUT “THE BIG ONE””
April 21, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344
AMY: I hate when I click…. “accept cookies”…….and then I don’t get any cookies AMY: The other day I gave … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”
April 20, 2023
THE AUDACITY
…..A Farmingville, NY mom has filed a discrimination claim….against a White teacher…..accused of categorizing her daughter’s hair as….. “ethnic” and … Read More “THE AUDACITY”